How many ears does catgirls have?

Been curious about this, does real catgirls (anthropomorphic ones, no fake ears) have normal human ears?

Four ears.

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Two ears, just like god wanted it. If a "catgirl" has two sets of ears, then one pair is fake, and they're probably humans in disguise, out to make you drunk and steal your kidneys. Never trust a "catgirl" with human ears.

Why not ask a better question? Like why don't catgirls have 3 pairs of tits?

Two ears.

What's this then?

You can't be an oldfag if you require one set of ears instead of two. Also the tail is a must.

She's shit, user.

Shut up and answer the question.

Excellent eyes, user. This "catgirl" is actually an evil demon.

why only 3???

Fuck off Pedro.

If the average is six, it means 3 pairs of tits.

why settle for 3 pairs when you can have 4?

3 pairs you absolute muppet.

actually to retarded to understand what 8 nipples means

Catgirls have FOUR ears!

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Two

Purebreed catgirls have one set of ears, on top of their heads, as well as a tail. Halfbreed catgirls often have both cat- and human-like ears, tend to lack tails, and are more often sterile.

Dogisian lie propaganda

Because that's gross and going too far.

If there are catgirls, there should be catboys too, right? That means there are bald cat dudes as well. 4 ears would look weird as fuck on them.

You ever seen a naturally bald cat? No? Then there'd be no bald catboys.

Wow, I didn't realize someone was translating Jahy-sama (in part because I don't particularly need a translation myself, but nonetheless). Very nice.

Are you saying catgirls can't be bold? What about catgirls with cancer?

>bold
I mean bald.

Pretty sure catears in general would look weird if you get bald.

That's an academic question though, since catboys don't ever grow bald.

Seven vagene

Only 2 ears, everything else is HERESY!

's a whole breed of them.

>what are sphynx cats

Hmm

Then you might as well ask why catgirl/boys don't have barbs on their tongues and dicks

Nah, that's one of those things that involves Schroedinger's Box.

On the other hand...

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I like dog girls better, desu.

>implying you wouldn't want to get involved with schroedinger's box

Kill it, KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

delet this

Not Foxes?

Horo is a wolf. That being said, I like her a lot too.

This is a fox.

Just checking to be sure of fidelity.

Cute foxes are hard to resist.

She's a wonderful girl. I don't think anyone dislikes Horo.

Are their tongues like this?

That is terrifying. Why is it like that.

And it feels extremely unpleasant when they lick you.

My cat just licked my ear yesterday morning and now I'm really uncomfortable because of this...

It's barbed to clean easier like a hair brush

Why are there so few dog girls compared to cat girls? Dogs are far superior than cats in literally every way.

Your "ear", huh.

>Dogs are far superior than cats in literally every way.
>wanting to go outside every day.

Some foxes can be honorary catgirls.

>not wanting to go exploring with your dog girl every day

Miyafuji is a dog, though.

The day star, it burns the eyes.

Yoshika is not a fox.

>real catgirls
Where can I find one?

Nope, clearly a fox.
Sakamoto is a dog.

1. Acquire cat
2. Attach blonde wig and rubber tits
3. Catgirl!

Miyafuji is a pupper my friend. Mameshiba, I think.

Miyafuji is a mameshiba.

There are many kinds of dogs, you know.
Yoshika is mameshiba while Sakamoto is doberman

The answer of course user, is the average of 3.

So 3 ears

You impregnate a cat.

The average human person has less than one testicle. Are you an average human person?

This the cat-eared girl thread?

I'm not sure, user.

Imagine.

>You impregnate a cat.

The proper term for a female dog is a...

>Four ears.

Only one volume published so far. I need more of that. The little dork is too adorable.

...slut

Does it really matter?

>Rocking a skullet
Sasuga.

I'd have to agree. Two-ears or Four-ears, it doesn't matter as long as it's cute!

Dog lady?

Dogess

Dog girls > Wolf girls > Cat girls > Bunny girls

Also to grip to the meat they eat.

Let's dance

wan wan

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One of my favorite twists is the cat-girl who is actually still just an ordinary cat, physically -- the catgirl is either metaphorical or some type of dream or illusion or imagination.

Don't feed me weird ideas about my cat

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It hides during the night.

I am very far from average.

>Naturally bald
Good example goys

Delete this, kot blini is pure and should not be associated with filth

Show By Rock's Cyan shows that you can even have three pairs of ears in her bunny pajamas.

>three pairs of ears in her bunny pajamas

Hmm. But the bunny-ears hood covers all the other ears, though.

Honestly it would be hella creepy if they didn't. The only reason it's not creepy is because catgirls' hair always covers where their human ears would be.
Imagine sweeping back her hair, and there's just a round, flat surface where her ear should be. I'd be seriously freaked out.
I like to imagine that they have, vestigial human ears. They don't function as ears, but they're still there.
Especially if the setting happens to be any in which they're artificially engineered - I'd have a hard time believing any sane person would intentionally give them creepy earless heads.