You know user, this is kinda like a date

You know user, this is kinda like a date.

y-you too!

I won't let any thot lead me astray, be she 2 dimensional or otherwise.
Waiter, the bill please!

Except for the fact that I'm involved.

It's not a finished date til I leave your womb full of my seed.
Haha I mean, yeah, I'm having fun too. Autocorrect, am I right?

You know Rin, you're a dumb bitch. Where's Iori?

Not paying yours

Why are you texting her in the middle of a date?

Kinda?! This is a date!

Fuck off Rin. This is a date you are charging me a shitton of money for this,

Does the date end with a k-k-k-k-k-kiss?

Oh, does that mean you're paying?

Too long straw

That's what she said

Turns out at this joint, S, M L and XL refer to the size of the straw.

Is it?

>S, M, L, XL and my dick

yes it kinda is haha

I don't trust her cute facade. She's going to want to step on me when it's over.

Don't kid yourself, girl. I give you cash, and you take it up the ass. That's why we're here.

I love Dookie

What makes you think I'd date a crack whore like yourself?

Slllluuurrrppp.

Can I not have one goddamn chat over drinks with a female friend without someone likening it do a date? I'm so goddamn sick of this shit.

Sakuya > Rin

Fuck, faggots like you are the worst.
I absolutely can't tolerate retards that slurp drinks like retards making that annoying as fuck sound as if though you were chocking on a shitload of sperm.

>pubic hair

Fuck you bitch, using that lame was excuse to get me to pay for your share you fucking fatass. I had a fucking McChicken and a soda and your fatwas gets the Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese. That disgusting shit cost like 10 bucks and you didn't even ear the whole thing.

Not only that but we're in McDonald's you stupid bitch. How the fuck is McDonald's a fucking date? So not only are you a fucking fatass, you're also fucking stupid. Jesus Christ

I could see Rin shutting you up in the middle of your rant with a kiss.

show me your cunt

>pubic hair

holy yum

>pubes
god yes

Not even his mother would kiss a mouth like that

i would :33

imagine the smell

What? No, not at all.

slut

Blonde Shiburin > the rest

This cute delinquent is leagues better than Rin.

too flat

Why are all these literally whos taking shots at Rin?

Ma'am, I just work here. Just because everyone else in the restaurant ran outside to see that truck crash into a bunch of kids at the park next door does not mean you and I are on a date.

...

Look, there's enough girls around trying to get me to knock them up that I've got to keep it safe somehow.

They're intimidated by her beauty.

Why is she angry?

>you will never be rins 5th boyfriend in the last year

That guy sure has a tiny dick.

ara ara

It's average for a Japanese male.

Don't be so sure, user

Well, this is what I'm paying for.

Grower, not a shower