Would you challenge Yumeko to a game of poker?

Would you challenge Yumeko to a game of poker?

blah blah blah not as good a Kaiji blah blah blah Netflix yadda yadda yadda.

I wouldn't gamble with someone who has plothax, no.

>Fucking this

>Implying you have no strong guts to challenge a demon to a gambling game

Pussy

I get Konata vibes from her, she doesn't speak about it but behaves like she knows she is in 2d world and it's unsettling.

I would just to get her wet as shit and then I'd smash and leave

I'd challenge her to a game of pocky.

Would it mean me becoming one of those pets if I lose?

I'd poke her, if you know what I mean.

The winner takes the loser's virginity.

No I don't play games with the mentally ill, it can turn out real bad.

Only if it's Strip Poker.

I'd challenge her to a game of pretend.

There's really no downside to gambling with her unless you're betting your very existence. Sure you might not get a rise out of her by betting small change, but You'd be fine playing some 5 card stud or something. Maybe spice it up by adding some innane rules about which cards you can see in your hand, and don't cheat for god's sake there's no point when she doesn't do it herself.

Suzui is so lucky.

A game with no stakes isn't really gambling.

I would challenge her to game of pure luck for middling stakes.

Oh boy these threads always turn out exciting

I want to challenge Yumeko to a children's card game!

>Not putting childbirth on the line with a lack of condom for the ultimate gamble.

Yes.

>He hates it

whens season 2 coming out?

yeah, why not? I doubt she's really that good at traditional poker. I don't plan on cheating, so no advantage in her favor.

put everything on the first hand, win, then just walk away before she can con me into giving her a second deal.

>put everything on the first hand, win
>gets dealt 7 2 off suit

but against her youd probably get a fullhouse but lose to 4 of a kind because plothax

School gambler not so lucky since being NTR'd!

Poker? I hardly know 'er!

She could use her backdoor, mate.

Is this Netflix animu good?

ye is p gud

I'll ron the fuck out of her
I'm 3dan at mahjong

She'll probably ask way too much for playing digital.

Maybe, but what's a game without stakes?
If I win, I get to fuck her.
If she wins, she gets to fuck me.
Sounds fair, right?

Why would I challenge her to a game I’m not good at? I would challenge her to a boxing match, at least then I have a natural size advantage.

Not him but how is that bad? Assuming she's clean down there.

you win, but now everyone hates you because you just punched a hot girls lights out