Would you become a cute 2d girl if you could?

Would you become a cute 2d girl if you could?

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No, I'm not mentally ill

Out

I'd be dead if I was just an image though.

>Implying you wouldn't want become a piece of A4 paper.
Y'all gay.

Fucking hell yea I would!
Just imagine living in the prefect 2D world itching the ditch to your other cute girl friends.
brb gensokyo

No. I'm a mentally-sound, straight, cis, white male who's perfectly comfortable being a mentally sound, straight, cis, white male.

Sure, though I would probably end up liking 2d bishies more like how all healthy 2d girls should.

gay

2D? Absolutely.

>>>/reddit/

> straight
faggot

Remember when moot wanted to be a little girl? faggot betrayed us

>mashiro
yeah get back to me when your taste isn't shit

>moot

Literally who?

What does Elf Yamada's pussy taste like?

Failed seiyuu

Literal non-functioning autist

Useless thot

Who are you talking to OP? There are no boys on Sup Forums.

S-Stop fighting

Nah. My huge cock is my sole pride in life. I couldn't bare to part with it.

High maintenance slut

I would knock up that elf if I could

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I want to look exactly like this!

Does facerig count?

pic related is the target demographic of this board. Please leave if these traits do not apply to you.

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I am this cute 2D girl in particular.

Even 3D would be okay.

>50kg of makeup

No thanks.

yes and I would go full yuri

>Straight
>Act childish
No wonder the board is in such a state, all the refined ladies left. How simply dreadful.

>3DPD
Fak off.

3DPD can't compete

>I just love having a dick between my legs
I bet you do faggot

Does the pope shit in the woods?

>I'm not mentally ill

>No
That means you are mentally ill.

>straight

Yes. In the next life I want to reborn as a cute Japanese girl and have sex with a bunch of gaijins.

irregardless of the lifted dress being in the way, there's no way that upper torso lines up properly with the lower half
i cant appreciate this image as much as i'd like

I can fap to it and that's all that matters.

Fuck off. We've been over this already.

yes

>irregardless

Clearly he meant regardless of irrigation, learn2portmanteau.

Shit, now that you put it that way it does sound gay as fuck.

>Straight

Wanting to be the little girl is like Sup Forums's equivalent of the first amendment. It's what this site was built on.

Unfortunately most of the boards outside of Sup Forums do not follow this amendment anymore.

And they're all the newer ones. Funny that.

Of course I would. Being even a cute 3d girl is easy mode already.

that is not what is going on in that image and you know it

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yes, being a 3d girl is boring

Fuck that thin shit, I will only accept heavy weight Bristol board!

Let's start by saying that traps are gay. Would it be gay too wanting to fuck Tail Red?

Clever jest, fellow netizen. I was quite amused.

This is how I would look and be.

>it's a thinly-veiled anime culture/blogposting thread
fuck off

>posting Sup Forums shit on Sup Forums
Enjoy your ban.

... You wouldn't?

But of course, as long as I could switch back.

Is that even a question?

>You become a girl
>Your dick size translate into how big your breast will be
>Your ass will stay the same

I become the perfect girl.
>small breasts
>fat ass

This doesn't make sense because having a large dick is better, whereas small breasts are superior to large breasts.

Only if I also get a beta orbiter onii-chan who's a wage slave just so he can keep on pampering me while I do nothing but stay cute and attractive while I sit on my ass all day playing videogames and eat nothing but shitty junkfood.

So invert it. Tic tac dick means mega cow tits. But just how big does the dick need to be for flat justice?

Obviously.
A more difficult question is what kind of 2d girl you want to be.
I want to be a little foxgirl with silver hair and a modest bust. What about you?

heaven

This is something I didn't know I wanted.

It could go like this
micro dick = mega cow tits
small dick = big tits
below average dick = avobe average tits
average dick = average tits
above average dick = below average tits
big dick = small tits
horse dick = perflat