Face it, you couldn't handle this much elf.
Face it, you couldn't handle this much elf
Juan Anderson
Julian Myers
I would damn sure try; she ticks a number of boxes of mine.
>elf
>delicious brown
>curvy as fuck
Dominic Lewis
Don't forget:
>magic user
Christopher Wilson
Always handy to have around!
Matthew Peterson
i would feel terrible being in a relationship with an elf. no matter how hard, or how healthy i live. She would be left alone with another scar left by the selfish man that loved her.
Easton Wood
>brown
No thanks.
Logan Clark
Why? Enjoy it while you can. Since you're mortal may as well. She'll replace you eventually and someone else will be hitting thst delicious elf ass.
Henry Bennett
Give me a chance
Lucas Barnes
I would feel terrible for a different reason. Imagine her, a perfect, magical, brown elf waifu, dating a basic human like me with all my flaws. I'd feel horribly inadequate all the time, if she was a normal beautiful human it wouldn't be so weird but because shes a mythical magical being it'd be so uncomfortable.
Chase Perry
What's stopping ya'll from ascending beyond human and becoming an immortal being?
Nolan Perez
What about half-elf?
Luke Thomas
Post flabon
Parker Campbell
Well i guess if you keep cutting something it will eventually turn into minced meet and cutting it would not make a big difference
she mite have a thing for being corrupted by a filly subhuman
my week heart, my doc told me if i do not keep up my cardio it will give in. Not feeling anything yet but i am running 2 times a week. i even did a marathon back in spring
Angel Walker
no
Christian Campbell
I have dated some pretty big girls. I would happily pound that pudding like a champion, and then brag about it for the rest of my life!
on a side note: you know how people of different races smell different? (it could be just diet, but they often do) I wonder if elves smell nice? like, would I have to wash her, daily, so she didn't develop some weird, elfy stink? it's not a problem, it just puts a crimp on spontaneous oral sex
Angel Morris
Well good news, you can always become an undead like a lich or something of the sort where you don't need a functional heart.
Jacob Cox
If she doesn't kill herself over you then clearly outliving you wasn't that bad. If she does then it's pretty classically romantic. Win win.
Joshua Brooks
Oh... o... okay
Asher Jackson
That sit a witch!
Wyatt Lee
Stop post here you witch
Xavier Gray
I'm no witch... I'm no witch... YOU'RE the witch!
Ian Taylor
Mortality.
Bentley Hughes
Whatever you say Satella
Carter Howard
Luke Baker
>Face it, you couldn't handle this much elf.
>implying
Benjamin Thomas
not really feeling being a magical undead with a chainsaw.
win win, huh more like a i lose. but is that not just life, just keep trying to lose the least
Ian Wright
>normalfag blogging starts immediately
>blatant newfags posting in this thread
Every fucking time. Fuck off you cancerous faggots.
Austin Sullivan
>lurk more
Benjamin Reyes
There is a reason they get deleted.
Camden Harris
Top left's voice is pure sex.
John Williams
I rape that much for breakfast
Alexander Cruz
Thst elf would rape you and you'd love it.
Liam Rogers
>couldnt handle
>tfw cuckold
Evan Price
>fat elves
No thanks
Ian Moore
Not fat. Thic