You're chilling by the riverbank after school when this girl walks up to you...

You're chilling by the riverbank after school when this girl walks up to you. You can tell she's expecting an unrealistically romantic "boy-meets-girl" encounter. You have one chance to impress her.
What's your poser phrase?

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the wind is troubled today


Are you an angel?

Tadakuni is hotter than the literary girl


I don't like sand

We are in Tadakuni's dream where he self inserts as a dumb girl. Sorry, you do not exist.

I love Emilia

Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,
And like enough thou know'st thy estimate:
The charter of thy worth gives thee releasing;
My bonds in thee are all determinate.
For how do I hold thee but by thy granting?
And for that riches where is my deserving?
The cause of this fair gift in me is wanting,
And so my patent back again is swerving.
Thyself thou gavest, thy own worth then not knowing,
Or me, to whom thou gavest it, else mistaking;
So thy great gift, upon misprision growing,
Comes home again, on better judgment making.
Thus have I had thee, as a dream doth flatter,
In sleep a king, but waking no such matter.

Damn, I could really go for some chips right about now

doth thou desire the power ?

benis :DD

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Hăš cuhne şuhatu pulat', hut' te mĕnle tărăšsa hatĕrlensen te.

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Spike dies

I run the fuck away.This is the Literature girl we're talking about.


as soon as she arrived i already called tadakuni for backup

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i want to rape you now and here

>lie down pretending I'm not trying to see up her skirt
>"I wish the wind would be troubled a bit more today"

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist, but this is not a perfect world, but should it be a perfect world, then men like me should not exist.

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Aaaaa, I want to eat a dick


lol bye. I dont want someone like that.

Girls with himecut are the best.

this is my riverbank now

The sea is like a soul, and the waves are scars.

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>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong river. The romantic comedy is two streets down.

Did their relationship even went far in the manga?

I believe this was their last interaction before author quit

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The only relationship who went further was archdemon and capbro IIRC.

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The wind has been broken.

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Y-you too...

Season 2 never.

>take a good whiff
>"I smell desperation"

Who are you picking for the Man Booker prize this year?

Are you an archeologist?

I hate this wind...


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Why does Yoko Hikasa always seem to voice girls who are into literature? It's weird but really appealing to me.

God damn I remember me and my sister almost died of laughter for that

You have to eat all the eggs.

Y-you too.

"You know, they say the sunset is much more beautiful when you have someone to watch it with. Won't you join me?"

>wanna see my rare doujin collection?


No wonder it got canceled.

el viento blanco

They are so cure together. Idiot couples are the bes.

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