Reminder that the K-Ons are canonically now in their mid-twenties meaning they've all gone their separate ways

Reminder that the K-Ons are canonically now in their mid-twenties meaning they've all gone their separate ways.

I bet some of them are even married with children now.

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they are all married to me

I'd love a reboot with the K-ONs as milfy cakes.

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My wife Nodoka became President of Japan

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No. Canonically the K-ons are in college except Azusa who is in third year high school along with Ui and Jun. That's where they were at the end of the manga and until the manga updates again that's where they'll remain.

In short: you don't know how canon works.

What about their official birthdays?

K-On operates on a sliding timeline, so their birth year changes as time in the real world passes. It's stupid, but that's how it is. Cardcaptor Sakura to Clear Card-hen is the most obvious example of this in recent memory.

So the K-Ons work on Marvel time?

Pretty much.

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STOP IT
STOP
I DONT WANT NO REALITY

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>K-On operates on a sliding timeline
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I'm glad Mio and Ritsu got married and had a child

That's not how fiction works.

They actually became a famous pop rock band and is touring around the world.

They are married with children however.

For starters, their birthdays are merely dates with no official year stated.

Pic related, Ritsu's official bio.

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They all married another member of the band, except for Mugi, who didn't have a personal connection with any of the band members like the other four did.

But she's fine with that. She's more than happy being the fun aunt for the kids her friends had.

Who did Yui end up with? Azusa or Akira?

Why does Mugi, the largest of the K-ons, not simply eat the other four?

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I am Mugi's husband, Tyrone, and I will not allow her to.

Are K-ON and marvel in the same universe?

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JUN

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>tfw Sawako will never teach you to shred like Mustaine
why even live

I think I read somewhere that their birth years (or at least their Chinese year) were mentioned in a Japanese source. That's where their canon birth years came from IIRC. Might have been in the manga or something.

underrated girl

You shut your whore mouth. HTT girls are pure. Don't ever speak to me or my waifu's son ever again.

Yes, they all have the mutant power of autism.

Anons can't handle her ginkiness.

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woah I'm an X-Men now

lesbians cant get married and cant have children though

yes they can

K-ONs still talk to each other a lot.

I know this because I am married to Ritsu.

I suddenly have an urge to make Nodoka sit on my face

Then why is Ritsu so popular?

More screen time. If Jun was MC everyone would love her.

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She became the Charles Offdensen to Hokago Tea Time's Dethklok.

I want to date Sawako

Didn't they all die in a planecrash?

I want to go see Slayer live and in their prime with her and then have sensual kissing and fucking in the back of an old Ascona while CCR's Cosmo's Factory blares over the shitty speakers.

Yes. It is implied.

Where and when?

It isn't. It's just a dumb conspiracy theory.

Hello fellow junfag

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I want to molest Jun's butt

Daily reminder that I married Azunyan and Jun

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Jun is my friend!

Azusa is so cute.

What did she mean by this?

Cool to see a priest here on Sup Forums. What was the couple's wedding like?

You know exactly what she means.

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ritsu is super fucking fertile

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I love her but that too lewd

how does she plan to increase the fertility rates?

Do you think Jun prefers it in the butt?

jun is the biggest buttslut of all keions

>For Adlut Only
>Adlut

What's the matter, are you udneraged?

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Who is destined to become the new Sawako?

Nodoka and Jun are most underrated girls

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