ITT: We rewrite scenes in anime as if they were dubbed by 4Kids

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>Wh-Why? Why did you put our entire clan to sleep?
>To test my lullaby technique

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What do you mean by that?
just rewrite memorable quotes to be more childish and simple or what?

>Oh hey Molly, be careful with your gem of happiness, if you don't defeat the baddies it might break

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>Cuz' that's what Friendly Duel is!

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>Would you like to share this large chocolate bar?

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"Instead of my arm, can I wager what I usually wager"

"whats that?"

"Nothing because I am much too young to gamble"

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>the one with the biggest smile wins

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At least this would be intelligible, compared to Sasuke running through an empty street and being confused for no discernible reason in the German version.

4 kids was known for heavily censoring, redrawing, and outright rewriting anything that might be offensive, inappropriate, or too foreign for US kiddies.

>4Kids has been dead for nearly a decade now
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>I'm kind of terrible

To this day I still like how they changed Sanji's cigar to a lollilop

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And it was quite literally Yugioh who killed them.

For not pulling a blanket over Asuka. Your friend is cold, Shinji.

Thank god

They still do their magic in every yugioh season though

My name is Isaac Kurosaki, half human, half substitute angel. I send lost unbaptised souls of children to wallow in purgatory as a duty for the heaven society. I also go into battle with these evil demons from Mexico who want to eat the souls of those who are not protected by Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour.

Steve get's glue on his hand while making a get well card for Ashley.

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4kids censored anything that involved religion, don't you remember the yugioh cards?

Could they have done it?
Could they have found a way to censor it heavily enough?

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But 4kids always removes all religious refrences in the shows they dub, why would they add more?

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>HELP ME JOHNY! THIS UGLY MONSTER HAS EATEN MY ROBOT AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN HIS BELLY!
>HEY, THAT'S MY GIRL YOU STUPID FREAK,! ULTIMATE POWER MODE! MEGA EVA ACTIVATION!

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KING KONG GOT NUTHIN ON ME

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A cute girl feels the urge to do cute things with a cute girl.

Unable to do cute things, she is gifted with by cute ex machina with the cute girl's thing. Never minding the strange thing, she immediately does cute things, and is overjoyed to find out that cute girl wants to do cute things as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's cute things done with the cute girl, she only looks at her with a uncute expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the cute girl she did cute things with is not the same cute girl she originally wanted to do cute things with. In fact, she doesn't want to do cute things in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who wants to do cute things with the MC's own alternate universe cute self, who too is blissfully unaware of her desire to do cute things.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their cutest, most private things in order to equip the other with cute things they need to do cute things with their other cute selves. While the two do cute things with their alternate universe cute girls, NOTHING ensues as they begin to feel desire to do cute things with each other instead and question the NATURE of MOE.

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Let's talk about shows that would have fit really well for 4kids
gochiusa would have fitted, there were barely any sexual scenes and it plays in a western/european enviorement
If anything they would have replaced the ending with generic footage of the show and cut the changing scenes

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Sakura trick, you are describing Sakura trick

>Ashley

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>Hang on Ashley, I'm coming for you!

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I would totally watch this

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not anime

>archie
>Logan
>sheldon

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Linda and Brian send a lot of bullies to the shadow realm.

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Here's a good example

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How would Shinmai Maou no Testament even work?

Whose up for some jelly filled donuts!

each episode would 5 minute comedy sketches with the plot deleted

OH BOY I WANNA GO JELLYFISHING

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Ron.. With this technique I can complete my homework before it is even set!

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Most sports anime would work pretty well

So this is the power of a balanced diet? Not bad.. not bad at all..

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>Based in mostly liberal New York City
>Probably had more than a few jewish executives as a result
>Sanitised references to ALL religions, most likely for fear of offending any of them
>"LOL, HUR DE DUR, BIBBLE THUMPERS!"

I hate this board.

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>Okabe recieves Suzuha's report card

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My name is Yancy Thompson, and I'm the leader of the 6th Graders at Cromartie High School. I'm a strong speller and everyone else in my class respects me. My only real weakness is that I get really bad sickness when I don't do my homework as soon as it's set.

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bump

I dare you.

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>People can't talk about the greatest satire in modern history on Sup Forums
>Yet it's fine to discuss ZZ Gundam here
Dark times.

>...
>That’s a really nice desk you got over there, Michelle
>Thanks, Kevin
>...

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The cigarette needs to go or be replaced by a lollipop and the lighter by a teddy bear or something

The Orbed Piercer sprays ketchup in Fredrica's eyes and now Greg has to find the closest McDonalds to get napkins.

>I got that teddy from my dad before he “went away”
>I’m very sorry to hear that, Michelle

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>I love you big brother.

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I'm still amazed that they cut about 2/3 from a hentai and aired it on kids' shows.

>The Lasergundam seriously got messed up in that last fight. Good thing these robots are remote controlled, or else someone could have seriously gotten hurt.
>The pilot of that Zack said he went out for hamburgers, you won't be seeing him anytime soon kid.

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>"Hunter, I understand why you might be doing what you are. But putting criminals into a deep sleep is not the right thing to do."

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their spirit lives on in funimation's dubs
jesus USA anime dubs are fucking pathetic

ok the good part here was the mexico shit
thats a true americanization

That only makes it better.

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And this is the power of American's water guns!

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What? Tell me more

Come on Accelerator, show me the aesthetics on being a first-class bully

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>Meet Polly and Emily, two young girls that go on adventures all over Japan.
>Join them as they show you what the island-nation holds on Pop Team Epic!

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>German candy is the world's tastiest!
>On no! Stewart is eating all that candy without brushing his teeth!

>What? What do you mean all my friends are magical girls?
>"You must become a magical girl madoka. It is the only way to save them."
>YOU DAMN YOU I WILL NEVER LET MADOKA BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL
>Oh gosh I don't know what to do!

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Kemono no Souja Erin. I wouldn't be surprised to learn it's actually been 4kidz'd already.

I was thinking about Index. Touma would put his hand on people's shoulders instead instead of punching people.

>bostwick

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>"MY NAME IS LIGHTING YAGAMI, AM JUST A NORMEL HIGH SCHOOOL BOY, WHEN ONE DAY I MET THIS SPOOKY CREEP, WHO WAS ACTUALLY A MAGIC CASTER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, TASKED WITH GUIDING PEOPLE TO DO THE RIGHT THING, AND HE'S CHOSEN ME AS HIS NEXT SUCCESOR"
>"TO BE THE PROTECTOR OF PEACE AND JUSTICE FOR THIS WORLD HE GAVE ME A MAGICAL NOTEBOOK SO I COULD PROTECT THE WORLD"
>ryuuk with a wakky crazzy voice over says
>"THIS IS THE MINDNOTE, LIGHTYY BOY, IT ALLOWS YOUU TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS, BUT IF THEY ARE TOO NAUGHTY YOU SENTENCE THEM TO THE SLEEP WORLD, WHERE THEY CANT COME BACK UNLESS THEIR NAMES ARE ERASED FROM THE NOTEBOOK"
>all orchestral music replaced with shitty 90's rock and rap songs
>never leaving a second of silence at any moment
>random cartoon sound effects for everything

whoa look, if it isnt one step below what funimation did to this series

america hasnt changed one bit in the anime department since the 90's

Every episode is just a still of the classroom as the voice actors adlib dialogue of a regular day of classes.

Love Live
Maybe edit out the close-up shots of the girls legs and butts, some of the more yuri-bait moments and there, you have an anime about best friends trying to accomplish their dreams and overcoming difficulties together.

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He can tell because he sneezed into his own hand

but user, theres already an english dub for LoveLIVE

I disagree, this would have never happened in the 90s

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>I ACTIVATE MY POLYMERIZATION SPELL CARD

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I keep seeing this ugly dog everywhere, wtf is it

a combination technique from a bad anime adaptation of a manga.

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ahh, is the girl dead there or how does it work?
how does it feel to be... a dog

>CLANG
>Whew, good thing I wrecked that robo-bunny in time! Any closer and he would have stolen our hamburgers!
>That darn Guillermo and his robo-monsters! Only someone as mean as him could have stolen Cindy's voice! Now I see why you hate him so much, Gutsy!
>Yeah, Pete, he's a total jerk! But don't worry, once I've gathered a crew of the strongest Berserk Battlers out there and get Cindy's voice back, I'm gonna find Guillermo and make him apologize!

t. Roberto Sanchez

considering gun problems in usa i would say this is actually a good thing to show to kids

but anime is not for kids is for like teens

>the fourth layer makes you cry
>Riko needs mushrooms or else she'll fall asleep

if a channel is called 4kids i guess kids will watch it? maybe it's a problem to put those kind of shows to a very young public, but i doubt to uninterested (in cartoons) parents there is any real difference, they are all the same to them

Have you bought your isoBLOX yet user?

It would never work, there are too many characters in their comedy duo.

Why would that be a problem? I never saw anything questionable in the show.

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What was Funimation supposed to do with it? A direct dub that wouldn't be funny to people watching it in English?

>What was Funimation supposed to do with it?
do what the spanish dub of dotto koni chan did
make it 50% Woolseyism and 50% Widget Series

Well, that would certainly capture the spirit of the original.

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Imagine if they'd picked up SYD.

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One Piece is for children,user.

It got repetitive after Season 2 unfortunately.

Well it's just a 4 panel comic, can't expect much

Funimation is run by retards. More than once they have put out a dub that is hilarious, completely unintentionally. Danganronpa is probably the most recent example. But when they actually get a comedy, they blow it