Attached: D04CF426-2DD3-4684-8498-1C3639FD6DB2.jpg (1491x912, 50K)
ITT: We rewrite scenes in anime as if they were dubbed by 4Kids
Mason Morales
Joseph Fisher
>Wh-Why? Why did you put our entire clan to sleep?
>To test my lullaby technique
Alexander Green
What do you mean by that?
just rewrite memorable quotes to be more childish and simple or what?
Owen Moore
>Oh hey Molly, be careful with your gem of happiness, if you don't defeat the baddies it might break
Oliver Lee
>Cuz' that's what Friendly Duel is!
Connor Adams
>Would you like to share this large chocolate bar?
Blake Adams
"Instead of my arm, can I wager what I usually wager"
"whats that?"
"Nothing because I am much too young to gamble"
Nathaniel Reed
>the one with the biggest smile wins
Elijah Brooks
At least this would be intelligible, compared to Sasuke running through an empty street and being confused for no discernible reason in the German version.
Logan Lee
4 kids was known for heavily censoring, redrawing, and outright rewriting anything that might be offensive, inappropriate, or too foreign for US kiddies.
Nicholas Gomez
>4Kids has been dead for nearly a decade now
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nathan Clark
>I'm kind of terrible
Benjamin Hall
To this day I still like how they changed Sanji's cigar to a lollilop
Grayson Cook
And it was quite literally Yugioh who killed them.
Lincoln Phillips
For not pulling a blanket over Asuka. Your friend is cold, Shinji.
Ayden Morris
Thank god
Owen Stewart
They still do their magic in every yugioh season though
Jack Anderson
My name is Isaac Kurosaki, half human, half substitute angel. I send lost unbaptised souls of children to wallow in purgatory as a duty for the heaven society. I also go into battle with these evil demons from Mexico who want to eat the souls of those who are not protected by Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour.
Angel Hall
Steve get's glue on his hand while making a get well card for Ashley.
Michael Torres
Forgot image
Alexander Clark
4kids censored anything that involved religion, don't you remember the yugioh cards?
William Wood
Could they have done it?
Could they have found a way to censor it heavily enough?
Ryan Thomas
But 4kids always removes all religious refrences in the shows they dub, why would they add more?
Adrian Cox
>HELP ME JOHNY! THIS UGLY MONSTER HAS EATEN MY ROBOT AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN HIS BELLY!
>HEY, THAT'S MY GIRL YOU STUPID FREAK,! ULTIMATE POWER MODE! MEGA EVA ACTIVATION!
Dylan Thomas
KING KONG GOT NUTHIN ON ME
Ethan Reyes
A cute girl feels the urge to do cute things with a cute girl.
Unable to do cute things, she is gifted with by cute ex machina with the cute girl's thing. Never minding the strange thing, she immediately does cute things, and is overjoyed to find out that cute girl wants to do cute things as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's cute things done with the cute girl, she only looks at her with a uncute expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the cute girl she did cute things with is not the same cute girl she originally wanted to do cute things with. In fact, she doesn't want to do cute things in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who wants to do cute things with the MC's own alternate universe cute self, who too is blissfully unaware of her desire to do cute things.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their cutest, most private things in order to equip the other with cute things they need to do cute things with their other cute selves. While the two do cute things with their alternate universe cute girls, NOTHING ensues as they begin to feel desire to do cute things with each other instead and question the NATURE of MOE.
Brody Mitchell
Let's talk about shows that would have fit really well for 4kids
gochiusa would have fitted, there were barely any sexual scenes and it plays in a western/european enviorement
If anything they would have replaced the ending with generic footage of the show and cut the changing scenes
Daniel Anderson
Sakura trick, you are describing Sakura trick
Josiah White
>Ashley
Leo Perez
>Hang on Ashley, I'm coming for you!
Zachary Fisher
Benjamin Perry
I would totally watch this
Nathaniel Parker
Luke Nelson
not anime
William Sullivan
>archie
>Logan
>sheldon
Leo Jenkins
Linda and Brian send a lot of bullies to the shadow realm.
Julian Davis
Here's a good example
Colton Lopez
How would Shinmai Maou no Testament even work?
Brandon Watson
Whose up for some jelly filled donuts!
Ian Hall
each episode would 5 minute comedy sketches with the plot deleted
Christopher Cruz
OH BOY I WANNA GO JELLYFISHING
Matthew Young
Ron.. With this technique I can complete my homework before it is even set!
Cameron Richardson
Most sports anime would work pretty well
Andrew Rogers
So this is the power of a balanced diet? Not bad.. not bad at all..
Connor Lewis
>Based in mostly liberal New York City
>Probably had more than a few jewish executives as a result
>Sanitised references to ALL religions, most likely for fear of offending any of them
>"LOL, HUR DE DUR, BIBBLE THUMPERS!"
I hate this board.
Dominic Thomas
>Okabe recieves Suzuha's report card
Connor Diaz
My name is Yancy Thompson, and I'm the leader of the 6th Graders at Cromartie High School. I'm a strong speller and everyone else in my class respects me. My only real weakness is that I get really bad sickness when I don't do my homework as soon as it's set.
Austin Taylor
bump
Dylan Walker
I dare you.
Blake Russell
>People can't talk about the greatest satire in modern history on Sup Forums
>Yet it's fine to discuss ZZ Gundam here
Dark times.
Noah Moore
>...
>That’s a really nice desk you got over there, Michelle
>Thanks, Kevin
>...
Adam Thompson
The cigarette needs to go or be replaced by a lollipop and the lighter by a teddy bear or something
Joshua Brown
The Orbed Piercer sprays ketchup in Fredrica's eyes and now Greg has to find the closest McDonalds to get napkins.
Angel Jackson
>I got that teddy from my dad before he “went away”
>I’m very sorry to hear that, Michelle
Samuel Gomez
>I love you big brother.
Jordan Murphy
I'm still amazed that they cut about 2/3 from a hentai and aired it on kids' shows.
Nicholas Bell
>The Lasergundam seriously got messed up in that last fight. Good thing these robots are remote controlled, or else someone could have seriously gotten hurt.
>The pilot of that Zack said he went out for hamburgers, you won't be seeing him anytime soon kid.
Christian Barnes
>"Hunter, I understand why you might be doing what you are. But putting criminals into a deep sleep is not the right thing to do."
Brandon Brooks
their spirit lives on in funimation's dubs
jesus USA anime dubs are fucking pathetic
Grayson Torres
ok the good part here was the mexico shit
thats a true americanization
Connor Perez
That only makes it better.
Noah Ortiz
And this is the power of American's water guns!
Ryder Sanders
David Gray
What? Tell me more
Robert Bailey
Come on Accelerator, show me the aesthetics on being a first-class bully
Ethan Johnson
>Meet Polly and Emily, two young girls that go on adventures all over Japan.
>Join them as they show you what the island-nation holds on Pop Team Epic!
Easton Taylor
>German candy is the world's tastiest!
>On no! Stewart is eating all that candy without brushing his teeth!
Christopher Howard
>What? What do you mean all my friends are magical girls?
>"You must become a magical girl madoka. It is the only way to save them."
>YOU DAMN YOU I WILL NEVER LET MADOKA BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL
>Oh gosh I don't know what to do!
Mason Garcia
Kemono no Souja Erin. I wouldn't be surprised to learn it's actually been 4kidz'd already.
Isaiah Jenkins
I was thinking about Index. Touma would put his hand on people's shoulders instead instead of punching people.
James Parker
>bostwick
Dylan Reyes
>"MY NAME IS LIGHTING YAGAMI, AM JUST A NORMEL HIGH SCHOOOL BOY, WHEN ONE DAY I MET THIS SPOOKY CREEP, WHO WAS ACTUALLY A MAGIC CASTER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, TASKED WITH GUIDING PEOPLE TO DO THE RIGHT THING, AND HE'S CHOSEN ME AS HIS NEXT SUCCESOR"
>"TO BE THE PROTECTOR OF PEACE AND JUSTICE FOR THIS WORLD HE GAVE ME A MAGICAL NOTEBOOK SO I COULD PROTECT THE WORLD"
>ryuuk with a wakky crazzy voice over says
>"THIS IS THE MINDNOTE, LIGHTYY BOY, IT ALLOWS YOUU TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS, BUT IF THEY ARE TOO NAUGHTY YOU SENTENCE THEM TO THE SLEEP WORLD, WHERE THEY CANT COME BACK UNLESS THEIR NAMES ARE ERASED FROM THE NOTEBOOK"
>all orchestral music replaced with shitty 90's rock and rap songs
>never leaving a second of silence at any moment
>random cartoon sound effects for everything
Henry Lee
whoa look, if it isnt one step below what funimation did to this series
america hasnt changed one bit in the anime department since the 90's
Jack Johnson
Every episode is just a still of the classroom as the voice actors adlib dialogue of a regular day of classes.
Aaron Clark
Love Live
Maybe edit out the close-up shots of the girls legs and butts, some of the more yuri-bait moments and there, you have an anime about best friends trying to accomplish their dreams and overcoming difficulties together.
Austin Moore
He can tell because he sneezed into his own hand
Kayden Morris
but user, theres already an english dub for LoveLIVE
Eli Mitchell
I disagree, this would have never happened in the 90s
Landon Young
>I ACTIVATE MY POLYMERIZATION SPELL CARD
Camden Evans
I keep seeing this ugly dog everywhere, wtf is it
Landon Cooper
a combination technique from a bad anime adaptation of a manga.
Cooper Campbell
ahh, is the girl dead there or how does it work?
how does it feel to be... a dog
Isaiah Morgan
>CLANG
>Whew, good thing I wrecked that robo-bunny in time! Any closer and he would have stolen our hamburgers!
>That darn Guillermo and his robo-monsters! Only someone as mean as him could have stolen Cindy's voice! Now I see why you hate him so much, Gutsy!
>Yeah, Pete, he's a total jerk! But don't worry, once I've gathered a crew of the strongest Berserk Battlers out there and get Cindy's voice back, I'm gonna find Guillermo and make him apologize!
Adam Foster
t. Roberto Sanchez
Ayden Hall
considering gun problems in usa i would say this is actually a good thing to show to kids
David Morris
but anime is not for kids is for like teens
Aiden Gutierrez
>the fourth layer makes you cry
>Riko needs mushrooms or else she'll fall asleep
Aaron Moore
if a channel is called 4kids i guess kids will watch it? maybe it's a problem to put those kind of shows to a very young public, but i doubt to uninterested (in cartoons) parents there is any real difference, they are all the same to them
Julian Davis
Have you bought your isoBLOX yet user?
Anthony Russell
It would never work, there are too many characters in their comedy duo.
Evan Rivera
Why would that be a problem? I never saw anything questionable in the show.
Thomas Price
What was Funimation supposed to do with it? A direct dub that wouldn't be funny to people watching it in English?
Julian Barnes
>What was Funimation supposed to do with it?
do what the spanish dub of dotto koni chan did
make it 50% Woolseyism and 50% Widget Series
Noah Garcia
Well, that would certainly capture the spirit of the original.
Jace Thompson
Ryan Ward
Imagine if they'd picked up SYD.
Ryan Morales
One Piece is for children,user.
Xavier Jones
It got repetitive after Season 2 unfortunately.
Thomas Cruz
Well it's just a 4 panel comic, can't expect much
Liam Rivera
Funimation is run by retards. More than once they have put out a dub that is hilarious, completely unintentionally. Danganronpa is probably the most recent example. But when they actually get a comedy, they blow it