Choose your onahole.
DanMachi
Jordan Walker
Ian Moore
>both of these girls are supposed to be extremely short
>they look average japanese women height, or even taller in Hestia's case most of the time they're on screen
Ruined.
Hunter Diaz
Hestia
Joseph Thompson
the best girl in danmachi i recall was loki
Justin Powell
How can she have those shapely titties when she's so small? Is it because she's not human? Are those titties human are unable to achieve?
Aiden Diaz
>supposed to be extremely short
>they look average japanese women height
Checks out.
Xavier Fisher
the second one is even less tall, meaning she is like 130, but there's still grabbable boobies
Robert Murphy
Bestia. It's right there in her name.
Colton Jackson
>Calling my wife Hestia an onahole
rude
Connor Watson
They are supposed to be extremely short compared to even japanese women.
Something like 120 and 140cm, whereas japanese women are 158cm on average.
Isaac Watson
Bell.
Aiden Lee
Both are shit, but Lili is a bit less shit.
Ryan Torres
>one wants nothing but to help nurture and protect
>the other is a reformed crook who shows love and loyalty for what has been given to and sacrificed for her
>both shit
Oh yea, so much worse than the other female characters in that show that exist as not much more than fapbait for the MC.
Ryan Collins
It's because she's a fucking cartoon, jesus christ man grow up
Anthony Mitchell
>>one wants nothing but to help nurture and protect
Was she ever nice to someone that she just met that wasn't Bell?
Christian Lopez
>camera being close to short girls means they aren't short
this guy
Blake Nelson
who cares about someone that isn't bell?
Ian Stewart
You, you little prick, their proportions being completely different than when they are put in context means they aren't short.
Hestia has a typical well endowed, grown up woman's proportion in 90% of her scenes.
Aiden Kelly
>>one wants nothing but to help nurture and protect
Really, this is nothing when it's only about the guy she wants to fuck.
Sebastian Johnson
I want to destroy lili's cunny
Luke Brown
110 and 140. But both girls are extremely well endowed and Bell is only 165 himself, so it's tough to fully grasp just how short they are.
Logan Parker
Thing is they still don't look their height.
Colton Richardson
Right
Oliver Hernandez
So any ideas when's the next season is airing?
Blake Evans
Yes
Isaac Harris
The smol one.
Jordan Fisher
That has more to do with the camera. It's always zoomed in so Bell takes up most of the length of the screen, which makes him seems taller than he actually is. And by making him seem taller, everyone else seems taller.
Caleb Gutierrez
They're both smol
Adam Harris
Hestia is goddess of shortstacks
Tyler Jones
>Second-worst girl and worst girl
I choose Loki.
And if she's not available Hephaestus.
Grayson Johnson
Benjamin Clark
I love Hestia but the smaller the girl the bigger my dick gets.
Alexander Cox
no you are just retarded, its fiction she doesn't need to have the anatomy of an ugly crippled real life midget when she can have logic defying perfection anatomy despite being 4 feet tall instead
Robert Turner
4 feet tall
Asher Howard
all the cute girls
Hudson Lopez
No, YOU can fuck off, there's difference between a good looking short girl (many studios can do it, involving lolis), and someone who is drawn with proportions that make her look like an average sized adult, which is the problem here, you fuck.
That's a 5 feet+ body there.
Jose Rivera
Then lets extend this assortment.
Leo Watson
>cute girls
>posts elf
Connor Reed
>Then lets extend this assortment.
I want to becema a cute female elf and rape another elf girl with my futa cock.
Or fuck this story needs an Orc/Goblin girl who would molest Elf girls.
Ian Jackson
Even Filvis is cute.
Samuel White
But thats a boy
Cameron Morales
Did she always had boobs?
Nathaniel Cruz
you are fucking autistic
Ethan Cook
>knowing at least a little bit about female body and proportions
>fucking autistic
As expected of a shitposter.
Carter Lopez
yes she just wears a mantle that covers her top usually
Chase Richardson
no you are genuinely autistic and its annoying how you derail the thread with your obsessions for how girls should look when they don't have to fit your criteria, in fact if it means so much to you why not learn how to draw and create your desired ideal instead of trying to force your opinion on other people?
Luis Morales
What I like or don't like has nothing to do with calling a studio being incompetent and drawing small body type out on it.
Point is Hestia and Lili have normal woman proportions, and it's very out of character for them.
Brody Young
wrong, she is literally perfect
Adrian Wright
Brayden Jones
Perfect or not was not the point.
She looks like an average teenager, when she is supposed to be shorter than an 8 years old.
Leo Mitchell
>Has a tail and ears
>Does not have a tail and ears
Great continuity, JC.
Luke Adams
iirc the tails and ears are fake
Luke Nguyen
Or maybe she just hides the tails and ears, it's one or the other, I can't remember which. I know she disguises herself though.
Mason Garcia
>camera
Jordan Ramirez
you don't know what you're talking about so shut the fuck up
filthy Sup Forums crossboarder
Jaxson Carter
The ear and tails are magic to disguise her from the lads that she was involved with at first.
Aaron Garcia
The studio making DanMachi is called J.C.Staff, you uncultured swine.
Blake James
Hestia is bestia!
William Perry
>the doujin where they're plowed by minotaurs
I can't get it out of my head
Gavin Gutierrez
But Loki is okie-dokie!
Josiah Williams
>plowed by minotaurs
Didn't the boobs one rip a minotaur in half once?
Blake Martinez
I want to feel her chestia around my dick.
Brayden Rodriguez
That's a dildo not a onahole.
Luke Smith
No webms?
Bentley Bailey
When I say camera, I mean whatever perspective we're seeing the show from. It obviously applys more to a 3d environment, but the same principal applies in that wherever the audience is watching from is the "camera" recording the show.
Jaxson Rivera
Right was a treacherous bitch who only reformed when she was out of options, so I choose left.
Alexander Williams
Wallenstein-sama
Evan James
It's hard to compete with the goddess of hearth
Noah Williams
And virginity. That's the important part.
Ian Howard
Kamisama
Logan Morris
right, because she can transform into any of the girls.
Tyler Rivera
Right is always right.
Xavier Stewart
Loki
Oliver Johnson
That's only an optical illusion.
Logan Peterson
Does that mean if the girl is so small that she doesn't exist, your dick is infinite size?
Gavin Morris
Nolan Torres
But that's a boy
Josiah Gomez
Hudson Cooper
Lili is a hobbit. She is not a human.
Halflings have always had the general proportions of a normal person, just shrunk down.
Ryan Lewis
Aaron Mitchell
Hestia.
Lili is a traitor who was willing to let Bell get killed for a few shekels after he had been nothing but generous towards her.
Hestia on the other hand is willing to do just about anything for the people she cares about.
Adrian Williams
>Bell in a maid outfit
NANI?!
Ethan Rodriguez
I want Bell to end up with Hestia just so Lefiya doesn't end up killing herself
Cameron Cruz
they are both level 6, they could snack minotaurs for breakfast
Brody Edwards
Chase Moore
How about Lefiya ends up with me?
Eli Richardson
Landon Perez
That tavern greenie likes Bell too ircc so Bell just pulls bare ass.
Kevin Cook
Don't worry, I'll be nice and tread that elf well.
Julian Murphy
>tread
Yeah, that's exactly the kind of stuff I feared.
Benjamin Martin
Jacob Garcia
I want to get naizuri from her and then finish in her navel.
Elijah Turner
Anybody know why manga scans fell off? It was finally catching up with the anime and now there hasn't been a chapter in months.
Adrian Wood
She is boobs
Jason Reed
>boob ribbon even with bikini
Lincoln Hughes
Speaking of onaholes, is it gay to buy a futanari onahole just to see what fucking a dick onahole feels like? It's the least way way I can think of trying it, alternative is to just buy a regular dick one.
Robert Rivera
It's not gay, but it sure as shit isn't normal either.
Ethan Kelly
Fuck that cunt. I hope she dies.
Blake Gonzalez
Eh, straight men like to stick stuff up their ass as well.
Jackson Long
I make Freya my meat toilet.