Why do so many yuri characters lose all social skills and become complete dorks when they’re around their girlfriends?

Why do so many yuri characters lose all social skills and become complete dorks when they’re around their girlfriends?

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Love makes you dumb.

Dorking is an important skill in homosexual love games.

Lesbians are either suave princes or total dorks. Nothing in between.

Because being a cute dork is always a requisite for these things.

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It happens to me, too.

Dorks win the day everytime.

>make an innocent yuri thread with no shitposting and it dies after 5 posts
>make a “why does Sup Forums hate yuri” bait thread and it dies after 500 posts
Why is life

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Because being a dork is proof of love and yuri is the purest form of love.

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>A dorkbot and her 2 lovebots.

The reason your thread is dead is because you're obnoxious spamming the word "dork" constantly and trying to force your "meme".

Alright I haven't kept up with fuckall why is there a White Clarion?

How do I know if I'm a dork?

No, it's because all the gay dorks are in the Märchen Mädchen thread.

Are you retarded? It gets 500+ posts of back and forth falseflag shitposting. Do you measure a thread's quality by post count or something?

Clarin*

1 lezbot was not enough for Nene.

No, it's because your thread is shit, like you were already told.

That's the meme I was talking about.

What if a character is a suave prince half the time and autismo the other half?

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Her infinitely sexier sister Phobos.

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No matter how high quality they are, less than 10 posts is just sad.

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