What was her fucking problem?
What was her fucking problem?
Brandon Morris
Brandon Bell
abandonment and self worth issues
Easton Wilson
eva suit is too tight.
Matthew Campbell
major daddy issues and a major case of the gay in general
Matthew Stewart
puberty and family stuff.
Angel Howard
She was too BEST for this world.
John Allen
maybe her butt hurts
Grayson Mitchell
if kaji gave her his cock she'd probably be much less of a cunt all the time.
Justin Evans
getting diddled by misato isn't bad either, so I'm not so sure about that...
Jordan Mitchell
Lack of me
> play this
> treat Asuka right
> save Asuka from herself
> receive Asuka's love
> receive Asuka kiss under Christmas tree
> prevent Instrumentality before it starts
> marry Asuka
Everything turned out better than expected
Thomas Rivera
>Be Child
>Be proud of achievement
>Rush to tell mummy
>Opens door
>HangingHeroine.jpg
>Momma?
>Momma too busy being dead to answer you.
Like, where you expecting someone like that to not be majorly fucked in the head?
Jordan Taylor
>couldn't get it off last night
>a week went by and now it's July
>I finally got it off
>and Misato cry
Evan Hernandez
Kaji didn't give her any dickings.
Jaxson Peterson
G*rman autism
Brayden Gray
>in the dark
>where all the fevers grow
>by the entry plug
>where the LCL flow
>in the morning
>by your radio
>do the walls close in to suffocate you
>you haven't got no friends
>and all the others, they hate you
>does the life you've been living got to go ?
>well, let me straighten you out
>about a place I know
>(get your suits and hair done people, it's by the elevator)
>out through the NERV
>and the whispers of lilith
>to the place where they keep
>the dead sea manuscripts.
>this has to be the disease for you
>now scientists call this disease
>mental contamination
>but us regular folks
>who might wear uniform
>or an occasional big lab coat
>know this exquisite little inconvenience
>by the name of
puberty
Evan Roberts
she really wanted a dick in her pooper.
Ethan Lewis
Mommy problems.
Gavin Allen
Too cute
Hudson Barnes
>you know, my plug suit is too tight
>I couldn't get it off last night
>a week went by and now it's July
>I finally got it off
>and Ikari cry
>you got puberty !
>your puberty puts a hurt on my nose
>puberty ! puberty ! I 'm not lying
>can you rinse it off, do you suppose ?
>here, eva, eva
>come here little puppy, bring my reason to live
>well then eva got up off the launcher and went berserk
>and it looked me straight in the eye
>and you know what it said ?
>once upon a time
>somebody said to me
>(This is an angel talking now)
>what is your synchronization level?
>well, I told him right then
>(eva said)
>it should be easy to see
>the crux of the biscuit
>is the AT Field
>well, you know
>the girl who was talking to the robot
>looked at the robot and she said (sort of staring in disbelief)
>You can't say that !
>she said
>it doesn't and you can't
>it won't and it don't
>it hasn't, it isn't and it even won't
>and it shouldn't
>it couldn't
>it told me NO NO NO !
>I told it YES YES YES !
>I said, I do it all the time
>Isn't this boogie a mess !
The angel chews it
Landon Morgan
no love for my asuka zappa stinkfoot parody, I'm a sad boy
Carson Evans
She dressed a boy in her clothes to try to impress him after she found out he was some kind of freakshow piloting prodigy. Making friends is hard.
Jayden Rivera
I want to play with her nipples.
Jeremiah Mitchell
That sucked
Jace Sanchez
>questioning the motives of a tsundere
Alexander Ross
Shinji
Nathaniel Campbell
>too sweet
Ryder Long
Henry Wood
Jackson Wright
Probably got bullied in Germany because of her name.
Gabriel Reyes
Jason Hill
Confirmed Shinji wears panties
Thomas Robinson
She needs the D therapy.
Ethan Reyes
>What was her fucking problem?
Anno likes her.
Jordan Fisher
Naw she needs the L therapy
Owen Martin
From a Shinji perspective
>felt burned that he completely ignored her advances with the kiss and the Wall of Jericho thing
>a growing pent up rage from him being better than her as an Eva pilot through seemingly less effort
Julian Jackson
This, Kaji could have saved her.
Jackson Jackson
Constantly mad at the superiority of Rei
Xavier Smith
Rei isn't superior at anything other than being Gendo's favorite.
Easton Ross
Get off the internet, Asuka.
Cameron Gray
>Asuka
i wish
Noah Jones
Watched her mom's corpse dangle from inside of a closet after her soul was stolen by an alien. Felt extreme feelings of rejection and inadequacy and spent the rest of her stupid adolescent life trying to prove to people that she exists even though people can tell that already just by her ridiculous, shrieking horrible attitude.
Landon Martinez
watch evangelion rebuild
she loves shinji but shinji is rautist and retarded
she got crazy because of him
Wyatt Adams
Kaji didn't want to give her the dick because she was a weird, thirsty, desperate brain damaged retarded child and he could see past her being physically attractive, for what that's worth given that she's a 14 year old lanklet and hes a grown ass man.
Nicholas Long
Leave the hall with your 3DPD cancer
Bentley Hall
Think I would have a chance with her?
Matthew Scott
It irritates me off that someone in the world possesses the hubris to take pictures like this, but it fits, just because she is cosplaying as the most gigantic attention zombie in all of anime history and she actually looks like her too.
Kevin Price
>watch evangelion rebuild
Don't do this.
Asuka's real problem is that she is an egotisical bitch with a superiority complex.
Nolan Watson
>Don't do this
But then you won't see the cool impacts.
Jackson Flores
No? I don't even think Hugh Hefner would make a person like that feel loved. She could douse herself with human pheremones and walk around naked in Tijuana and still feel unloved.
Caleb Cook
It is for the best.
Adam Jackson
>he doesnt know about the attention whore in Re:shit
Jaxson Sanders
>Asuka apparently cannot feel like she is loved
>fucking yells in desperation that Shinji won't hold her in the mindrape scene
??????
Bentley Martin
she wanted him to give her the D,but he was 120% gay
Ethan Johnson
no, that’s Shinji
Benjamin Turner
>human pheremones
don't exist
>walk around naked in Tijuana
rape =/= love you fucking autist
Kevin Rogers
She was obviously overreacting.
Cooper Lee
Her hair, redheads are crazy, would not impregnate
Eli Taylor
>rape =/= love you fucking autist
Well rapists love to rape, mongo
Blake Clark
Mari doesn't exist. I am denying her existence entirely the way I do with God and Santa as an act of pure disrespect for things that don't exist.
Nolan James
Jesus christ you're about as bad at reading social cues as Shinji is
William Rivera
Isn't there some theory that she was ploughed by Shinji after episode 15?
Brandon Wood
>but he was 120% gay
is this why he synchronized with his eva so fucking much, what was it, 400%? to unleash the "beast" - yet another gayass metaphor? I'm so confused by this show.
>humankind is doomed
>angels attack
>let's have some badass robots
>only gays can pilot them
what did they mean by this?
Alexander Flores
>damage control
no, dude is 400% gay as a piano. But nice digits, user.
Angel Hall
She also harps on him when he does offer support. Then she thought he was acting like he was too good for her when he didn't respond to the harping.
Oliver Cook
It's just a theory. Nothing more. Anyone tells you otherwise, tell them to fuck off.
Angel Morgan
So you think Asuka's reaction to Shinji is correct and that he vehemently rejected her in some capacity?
Zachary Kelly
>is this why he synchronized with his eva so fucking much, what was it, 400%? to unleash the "beast" - yet another gayass metaphor? I'm so confused by this show.
The evas take the souls of the mother, that is why children have to pilot the evas. The eva has Yui's spirit and will while her physical form was remade as the Rei series. Her consciousness died with her body.
Benjamin Hernandez
no, I'm pretty sure this is all a metaphor for shinji's struggle in "coming out" to his dad, who of course knew all along, hence the disapproval from the get go. Is the main author/creator of this manga also gay in reallife? Or still struggling to come out too?
Jordan Richardson
Yeah Anno wanted some other dude's dick. Stuck his gayness in the show.
Brayden Williams
Not fucking was her problem e.g. kaji
Jace Stewart
I think it goes a lot deeper than him just being gay, I think Kaworu appearing as a male was just something that was done to make Shinji question his emotional vulnerability or whatever. He ended up having to kill Kaworu too, Shinji isn't just gay, he's avoidant.
Oliver Kelly
Yes, you fucking mongoloid, he vehemently rejected her at LEAST twice (Wall of Jericho and the kiss). Anyone else can see that she was very clearly into him, it makes perfect sense to assume that he rejected her as opposed to him just being too socially retarded to register this fact.
Blake Evans
>I saved her and everybody loves me
Connor Robinson
>wall of jericho is a rejection
Shinji isn't a chad ya know.
Bentley Morris
The "Wall of Jericho" she tells him to stay away. There is no reason to assume Shinji would even get the refrence.
The kiss being a failure is all Asuka's fault. She is the one who sprung it on him out of nowhere as well as held his nose so he couldn't breath. How is he supposed to react.
Shinji never purposefully rejects Asuka. It is all in her head.
Adrian Stewart
Again, from Asuka's perspective it makes complete sense to assume that Shinji intentionally rejected her, as opposed to simply being a fucking moron and not picking up on basic social cues.
Does he purposefully reject her? No, you're right there. The point is that he DOES reject her, and Asuka assumes this is because of a fairly normal assumption that most people would make in her position.
Anthony Morgan
>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
Ryder Reed
Yeah, any retard would be able to get that when a girl says: don't cross this wall, she actually means she wants you to come and fuck her. Or be able to tell that a girl likes him after she kisses him while holding his nose then rushes to the bathroom to rinse it of.
Asuka is the one with the warped perspective. Shinji never does anything reject Asuka, Asuka just assumes he does because he isn't the kind of alpha male Kaji type she might wish him to be.
Caleb Morris
There are 150 million orphans on this planet, every one is better adjusted than Asuka. So yes, I am expecting more from her.
Julian Davis
"SHINJI DON'T YOU DARE ENTER THIS ROOM"
>Shinji doesn't enter the room
asuka just can't help but BTFO herself
Joshua Carter
This. Every time Asuka has to compete with Rei, she gets completely humiliated.
Benjamin Martinez
>Asuka assumes this is because of a fairly normal assumption that most people would make in her position
Literally no one except an incompetent whore like Asuka would assume that someone who doesn't force their way into the bedroom to ravish her is 'rejecting' her, you fucking waste of oxygen.
Wyatt Robinson
>Asuka just assumes he does because he isn't the kind of alpha male Kaji type she might wish him to be.
Asuka is incredibly lucky that she gets paired up with Shinji, and (not) someone who, for instance, believes in gender equality:
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Austin Moore
>"So! We're all alone tonight!"
>winks
>crawls into Shinji's room to sleep right next to him, ends up revealing the next day that she did this consciously and knew exactly what happened
>visits him in the hospital
>asks Shinji to kiss her
>cups her breasts while explaining a math question to him
>confides to him about the situation with her foster parents
>is silenced immediately and blushes intensely at the jab calling her and Shinji a married couple
Even if you give him a pass on the Wall of Jericho sequence, there are a good half-dozen other times in the show where Shinji can easily pick up that Asuka likes him, but doesn't because he's got all the social skills of a brain-damaged chimpanzee.
Bentley Taylor
>Shinji never purposefully rejects Asuka. It is all in her head.
This. Shinji has his own baggage he doesn't want to impose on her but he would definitely tear that ass up otherwise. He is not gay again. He is avoidant because he watched his mother get absorbed by an alien and his dad is an asshole who doesn't even acknowledge that he had a kid with his wife past the fact that his son is his only connection to her. Gendo is a fucking mental manchild gaylord so why wouldn't Shinji be too?
Henry Anderson
chains are too tight
Benjamin Ross
And? It's not Shinji's job to respond to any of it. If Asuka wants a relationship, she can invite him openly and transparently. Shinji doesn't owe her shit.
Aaron Cooper
Rei doesn't even talk or move for the most part and it sends Asuka into a fit of rage. It would be incredibly pathetic if they weren't figments of a depressed japanese man's imagination.
Samuel Perry
Shinji is far more mature than Gendo is.
Anthony Moore
This. He hates ambiguity. Goes over this in EoE explicitly.
Lucas James
You're tight cause you dont get any, you goddamn dork
Luke Campbell
Basically this. Shinji doesn't respect himself enough to believe a sex kitten like Asuka would want to jump his jimmies. It's his main character flaw. Awkward depressed teens gonna awkwardly depress.
Benjamin Gray
Who isn't more mature than Gendo, besides Asuka and the fucking penguin? Even the penguin is arguable.
Jonathan Thompson
>It would be incredibly pathetic if they weren't figments of a depressed japanese man's imagination.
There are people who behave like asuka does every single day, user:
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Oliver Bell
>crawls into Shinji's room to sleep right next to him, ends up revealing the next day that she did this consciously and knew exactly what happened
The part were she claims she was awake was her not being serious, she says so in the same scene.
>visits him in the hospital
Rei does the same. They are friends and partners since they both pilot the Evas. It would be weirder if she didn't.
>asks Shinji to kiss her
Which she then has a volatile reaction against.
>confides to him about the situation with her foster parents
She never really shows him that she cared about them so it not something big to confinde to him really.
>is silenced immediately and blushes intensely at the jab calling her and Shinji a married couple
Shinji does the same yet he is the one that apparantly rejects her.
Jace Barnes
>It's his main character flaw.
see
Daniel White
Asuka wasn't into Shinji and she doesn't like him. Go read an analysis because Asuka's character clearly flew over your head.
Xavier Campbell
>Go read an analysis
yeah, go read some autist sperging hard about a chink cartoon
Justin Lewis
need sauce
Chase Ramirez
All he had to do was kiss her back and he coulda banger her right there