What was her fucking problem?

What was her fucking problem?

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abandonment and self worth issues

eva suit is too tight.

major daddy issues and a major case of the gay in general

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puberty and family stuff.

She was too BEST for this world.

maybe her butt hurts

if kaji gave her his cock she'd probably be much less of a cunt all the time.

getting diddled by misato isn't bad either, so I'm not so sure about that...

Lack of me

> play this
> treat Asuka right
> save Asuka from herself
> receive Asuka's love
> receive Asuka kiss under Christmas tree
> prevent Instrumentality before it starts
> marry Asuka
Everything turned out better than expected

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>Be Child
>Be proud of achievement
>Rush to tell mummy
>Opens door
>HangingHeroine.jpg
>Momma?
>Momma too busy being dead to answer you.

Like, where you expecting someone like that to not be majorly fucked in the head?

>couldn't get it off last night
>a week went by and now it's July
>I finally got it off
>and Misato cry

Kaji didn't give her any dickings.

G*rman autism

>in the dark
>where all the fevers grow
>by the entry plug
>where the LCL flow
>in the morning
>by your radio
>do the walls close in to suffocate you
>you haven't got no friends
>and all the others, they hate you
>does the life you've been living got to go ?
>well, let me straighten you out
>about a place I know
>(get your suits and hair done people, it's by the elevator)
>out through the NERV
>and the whispers of lilith
>to the place where they keep
>the dead sea manuscripts.
>this has to be the disease for you
>now scientists call this disease
>mental contamination
>but us regular folks
>who might wear uniform
>or an occasional big lab coat
>know this exquisite little inconvenience
>by the name of
puberty

she really wanted a dick in her pooper.

Mommy problems.

Too cute

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>you know, my plug suit is too tight
>I couldn't get it off last night
>a week went by and now it's July
>I finally got it off
>and Ikari cry
>you got puberty !
>your puberty puts a hurt on my nose
>puberty ! puberty ! I 'm not lying
>can you rinse it off, do you suppose ?
>here, eva, eva
>come here little puppy, bring my reason to live
>well then eva got up off the launcher and went berserk
>and it looked me straight in the eye
>and you know what it said ?
>once upon a time
>somebody said to me
>(This is an angel talking now)
>what is your synchronization level?
>well, I told him right then
>(eva said)
>it should be easy to see
>the crux of the biscuit
>is the AT Field
>well, you know
>the girl who was talking to the robot
>looked at the robot and she said (sort of staring in disbelief)
>You can't say that !
>she said
>it doesn't and you can't
>it won't and it don't
>it hasn't, it isn't and it even won't
>and it shouldn't
>it couldn't
>it told me NO NO NO !
>I told it YES YES YES !
>I said, I do it all the time
>Isn't this boogie a mess !
The angel chews it

no love for my asuka zappa stinkfoot parody, I'm a sad boy

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She dressed a boy in her clothes to try to impress him after she found out he was some kind of freakshow piloting prodigy. Making friends is hard.

I want to play with her nipples.

That sucked

>questioning the motives of a tsundere

Shinji

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>too sweet

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Probably got bullied in Germany because of her name.

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Confirmed Shinji wears panties

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She needs the D therapy.

>What was her fucking problem?

Anno likes her.

Naw she needs the L therapy

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From a Shinji perspective

>felt burned that he completely ignored her advances with the kiss and the Wall of Jericho thing
>a growing pent up rage from him being better than her as an Eva pilot through seemingly less effort

This, Kaji could have saved her.

Constantly mad at the superiority of Rei

Rei isn't superior at anything other than being Gendo's favorite.

Get off the internet, Asuka.

>Asuka
i wish

Watched her mom's corpse dangle from inside of a closet after her soul was stolen by an alien. Felt extreme feelings of rejection and inadequacy and spent the rest of her stupid adolescent life trying to prove to people that she exists even though people can tell that already just by her ridiculous, shrieking horrible attitude.

watch evangelion rebuild

she loves shinji but shinji is rautist and retarded

she got crazy because of him

Kaji didn't want to give her the dick because she was a weird, thirsty, desperate brain damaged retarded child and he could see past her being physically attractive, for what that's worth given that she's a 14 year old lanklet and hes a grown ass man.

Leave the hall with your 3DPD cancer

Think I would have a chance with her?

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It irritates me off that someone in the world possesses the hubris to take pictures like this, but it fits, just because she is cosplaying as the most gigantic attention zombie in all of anime history and she actually looks like her too.

>watch evangelion rebuild
Don't do this.
Asuka's real problem is that she is an egotisical bitch with a superiority complex.

>Don't do this
But then you won't see the cool impacts.

No? I don't even think Hugh Hefner would make a person like that feel loved. She could douse herself with human pheremones and walk around naked in Tijuana and still feel unloved.

It is for the best.

>he doesnt know about the attention whore in Re:shit

>Asuka apparently cannot feel like she is loved
>fucking yells in desperation that Shinji won't hold her in the mindrape scene

??????

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she wanted him to give her the D,but he was 120% gay

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no, that’s Shinji

>human pheremones
don't exist
>walk around naked in Tijuana
rape =/= love you fucking autist

She was obviously overreacting.

Her hair, redheads are crazy, would not impregnate

>rape =/= love you fucking autist
Well rapists love to rape, mongo

Mari doesn't exist. I am denying her existence entirely the way I do with God and Santa as an act of pure disrespect for things that don't exist.

Jesus christ you're about as bad at reading social cues as Shinji is

Isn't there some theory that she was ploughed by Shinji after episode 15?

>but he was 120% gay
is this why he synchronized with his eva so fucking much, what was it, 400%? to unleash the "beast" - yet another gayass metaphor? I'm so confused by this show.
>humankind is doomed
>angels attack
>let's have some badass robots
>only gays can pilot them
what did they mean by this?

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>damage control
no, dude is 400% gay as a piano. But nice digits, user.

She also harps on him when he does offer support. Then she thought he was acting like he was too good for her when he didn't respond to the harping.

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It's just a theory. Nothing more. Anyone tells you otherwise, tell them to fuck off.

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So you think Asuka's reaction to Shinji is correct and that he vehemently rejected her in some capacity?

>is this why he synchronized with his eva so fucking much, what was it, 400%? to unleash the "beast" - yet another gayass metaphor? I'm so confused by this show.
The evas take the souls of the mother, that is why children have to pilot the evas. The eva has Yui's spirit and will while her physical form was remade as the Rei series. Her consciousness died with her body.

no, I'm pretty sure this is all a metaphor for shinji's struggle in "coming out" to his dad, who of course knew all along, hence the disapproval from the get go. Is the main author/creator of this manga also gay in reallife? Or still struggling to come out too?

Yeah Anno wanted some other dude's dick. Stuck his gayness in the show.

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Not fucking was her problem e.g. kaji

I think it goes a lot deeper than him just being gay, I think Kaworu appearing as a male was just something that was done to make Shinji question his emotional vulnerability or whatever. He ended up having to kill Kaworu too, Shinji isn't just gay, he's avoidant.

Yes, you fucking mongoloid, he vehemently rejected her at LEAST twice (Wall of Jericho and the kiss). Anyone else can see that she was very clearly into him, it makes perfect sense to assume that he rejected her as opposed to him just being too socially retarded to register this fact.

>I saved her and everybody loves me

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>wall of jericho is a rejection
Shinji isn't a chad ya know.

The "Wall of Jericho" she tells him to stay away. There is no reason to assume Shinji would even get the refrence.
The kiss being a failure is all Asuka's fault. She is the one who sprung it on him out of nowhere as well as held his nose so he couldn't breath. How is he supposed to react.
Shinji never purposefully rejects Asuka. It is all in her head.

Again, from Asuka's perspective it makes complete sense to assume that Shinji intentionally rejected her, as opposed to simply being a fucking moron and not picking up on basic social cues.

Does he purposefully reject her? No, you're right there. The point is that he DOES reject her, and Asuka assumes this is because of a fairly normal assumption that most people would make in her position.

>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
>I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Sohryu! Charmed, huh?
>What are you, stupid?
>Now's my chance!
>Look at me, dammit, look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!

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Yeah, any retard would be able to get that when a girl says: don't cross this wall, she actually means she wants you to come and fuck her. Or be able to tell that a girl likes him after she kisses him while holding his nose then rushes to the bathroom to rinse it of.
Asuka is the one with the warped perspective. Shinji never does anything reject Asuka, Asuka just assumes he does because he isn't the kind of alpha male Kaji type she might wish him to be.

There are 150 million orphans on this planet, every one is better adjusted than Asuka. So yes, I am expecting more from her.

"SHINJI DON'T YOU DARE ENTER THIS ROOM"
>Shinji doesn't enter the room

asuka just can't help but BTFO herself

This. Every time Asuka has to compete with Rei, she gets completely humiliated.

>Asuka assumes this is because of a fairly normal assumption that most people would make in her position
Literally no one except an incompetent whore like Asuka would assume that someone who doesn't force their way into the bedroom to ravish her is 'rejecting' her, you fucking waste of oxygen.

>Asuka just assumes he does because he isn't the kind of alpha male Kaji type she might wish him to be.
Asuka is incredibly lucky that she gets paired up with Shinji, and (not) someone who, for instance, believes in gender equality:
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>"So! We're all alone tonight!"
>winks

>crawls into Shinji's room to sleep right next to him, ends up revealing the next day that she did this consciously and knew exactly what happened
>visits him in the hospital
>asks Shinji to kiss her
>cups her breasts while explaining a math question to him
>confides to him about the situation with her foster parents
>is silenced immediately and blushes intensely at the jab calling her and Shinji a married couple

Even if you give him a pass on the Wall of Jericho sequence, there are a good half-dozen other times in the show where Shinji can easily pick up that Asuka likes him, but doesn't because he's got all the social skills of a brain-damaged chimpanzee.

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>Shinji never purposefully rejects Asuka. It is all in her head.
This. Shinji has his own baggage he doesn't want to impose on her but he would definitely tear that ass up otherwise. He is not gay again. He is avoidant because he watched his mother get absorbed by an alien and his dad is an asshole who doesn't even acknowledge that he had a kid with his wife past the fact that his son is his only connection to her. Gendo is a fucking mental manchild gaylord so why wouldn't Shinji be too?

chains are too tight

And? It's not Shinji's job to respond to any of it. If Asuka wants a relationship, she can invite him openly and transparently. Shinji doesn't owe her shit.

Rei doesn't even talk or move for the most part and it sends Asuka into a fit of rage. It would be incredibly pathetic if they weren't figments of a depressed japanese man's imagination.

Shinji is far more mature than Gendo is.

This. He hates ambiguity. Goes over this in EoE explicitly.

You're tight cause you dont get any, you goddamn dork

Basically this. Shinji doesn't respect himself enough to believe a sex kitten like Asuka would want to jump his jimmies. It's his main character flaw. Awkward depressed teens gonna awkwardly depress.

Who isn't more mature than Gendo, besides Asuka and the fucking penguin? Even the penguin is arguable.

>It would be incredibly pathetic if they weren't figments of a depressed japanese man's imagination.
There are people who behave like asuka does every single day, user:
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>crawls into Shinji's room to sleep right next to him, ends up revealing the next day that she did this consciously and knew exactly what happened
The part were she claims she was awake was her not being serious, she says so in the same scene.
>visits him in the hospital
Rei does the same. They are friends and partners since they both pilot the Evas. It would be weirder if she didn't.
>asks Shinji to kiss her
Which she then has a volatile reaction against.
>confides to him about the situation with her foster parents
She never really shows him that she cared about them so it not something big to confinde to him really.
>is silenced immediately and blushes intensely at the jab calling her and Shinji a married couple
Shinji does the same yet he is the one that apparantly rejects her.

>It's his main character flaw.
see

Asuka wasn't into Shinji and she doesn't like him. Go read an analysis because Asuka's character clearly flew over your head.

>Go read an analysis
yeah, go read some autist sperging hard about a chink cartoon

need sauce

All he had to do was kiss her back and he coulda banger her right there