0.0001% chance of success

>0.0001% chance of success

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>genius tactician with an athletic body
>drinks a sixpack and a bottle of hard liquor every night
yeah nah

woahh

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I GOT A MONKEY BRAIN

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She doesn't eat much.

I'm more of a Ritsukofag

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>liking someone who will turn into an old hag

wat

She lives on junk food.

>they didn't fail horribly
why do people enjoy this unimmersive shlock again?

Isn't she already?

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>0.0001% chance of success
Care to show me the calculations?

Always bet on Shinji.

They fail pretty fucking badly as it goes on user. Did you want there to be no show for the last half of the series because the Angels won before the most interesting parts could happen?

>Yeb

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I wonder how much money Sapporo paid to have Misato drink Yebisu?

it's a quote from the show, and from what I remember they more than once dealt with ridiculously low chances of success, only to succeed anyways
>what is the worth of a miracle...
or something...

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Misato is a 100% failure of a woman. Man, even the female characters in DITF are way better than this human dredge.

b..but she got promoted to major (or what not).
>two stripes
haven't you noticed, user?

>b..but she got promoted to major (or what not).

Isn't NERV a privately held corporation?

>They fail pretty fucking badly as it goes on user
they still succeeded in making instrumentality happen though

More like
>extremely athletic
>drinks 6 pack of beer every morning
Where’s that beer gut?

Calories in/calories out

You're not going to get fat drinking alcohol unless you also overeat.

I'd drink with Misato and then have rampant drunken sex every night. WIth her athletic body, I'd want her to ride me.

gr8 taste desu

You can get a beer gut easily, even when you don't eat that much.