Why take the sloppy seconds of worms and old men when you can be a man fit for a king?
Why take the sloppy seconds of worms and old men when you can be a man fit for a king?
Aiden Hall
Carson Price
Rin is canonically a virgin, while Saber grew a penis and made a baby.
Carson Reyes
>Saber
>not sloppy seconds
Pick one.
Zachary Rogers
She only had her sperm stolen. She's still pure.
Justin Brown
I'm confused now, is seiba a girl or a boy?
Jason Williams
King (female)
Lucas Roberts
Since when were you under the impression that I can?
David Hill
I'd rather have the prince.
Wyatt Brown
>saber grew a penis
Is this explained in the VN?
Jason Robinson
>knows how to please men
Robert Cox
You know, the whole story of King Arthur loses a LOT of it's panache and glory when King Arthur is a woman. I mean, now Lancelot's betrayal by cucking King Arthur over Gwynevere means nothing- Arturia never even cared for Gwynevere that way.
So, if Lancelot's betrayal is meaningless, Gwynevere isnt even important, and King Arthur is secretly a woman, the entire concept of Camelot was built on lies. Just lies, and obfuscation, and bullshit.
Michael Sullivan
Not in the VN. But Merlin gave her a dick to make an heir with Guinevere and Morgan stole her semen to create a homonculus with it, Mordred.
Logan Edwards
Solomon vs gil who wins?
David Murphy
i'd rather cuddling with my wife
Aiden Carter
you mean MY wife
solomon is literally "plothax - the servant"
Luis Parker
well you can have the lily one,
the older one is mine.
Evan Howard
>you can have the lily
no thanks, ill take MY evil witch
Lucas Long
Isnt Moedred non canon?
Luke Ramirez
No
Xavier Gutierrez
(s)he is 100% canon.
Logan Johnson
Solomon just have to look in his general direction for Gil to lose. No Servant can fight against a Grand.
Liam White
no servant can fight solomon
solomon > goetia and goetia could basically solo all the servants
the only things that can beat solomon are G_D and maybe some of the outer gods
Ethan Jackson
I thought apo was non canon
Ethan Wilson
who are the other grand servant? we just know hassan right?
Sebastian Taylor
hassan, merlin, solomon
Hunter Perry
How about 9 tail tamamo? Would she have a shot?
Ian Hughes
>the entire concept of Camelot was built on lies. Just lies, and obfuscation, and bullshit.
sounds realistic
Nathaniel Martinez
no, nine tail tamamo is just amaterasu(if that) tier- so while shes a nigh-beast shes still nowhere near a grand
Christian Morales
I would argue anything not in Stay Night or Hollow Ataraxia is non-canon, but Fate fags are delusional enough to believe literally anything is canon so believe whatever you want
David Ortiz
Proof?
Jeremiah White
About what? Rin's virginity? Read her scene in the VN.
Levi King
Sakura even confirms it in one of the bad ends.
Noah Thomas
Yawn, another generic, uninspired Violet-face.
Cooper Barnes
Apoc is a separate timeline. Still canon.
Tyler Reed
What does the divinity skill even do? It seems more like a disadventage since a lot of servants have skills strong against divinity
Aiden Thomas
Helps bypass certain defenses, such as Saver's skill and Achilles' NP.
Sebastian Gomez
Why marry some gay king when you can marry a loving housewife?
Adrian Scott
because she jobs
Jace Campbell
>jobs
>only person to win the grail
Grayson Brown
because shes already taken by me
David Nelson
>he's pretending to be me again
Justin Brown
do you think shirou popped a boner there?
Jaxon Cook
berri naisu
Brandon Watson
Good thread award!
Saber is the best heroine, she's the only one who isn't a walking archetype. Name any other Fate heroine and I'll assign her a two-three word description in trope terms.
Asher Turner
If he has good taste he gets a boner every time she says boya
Jace Garcia
Reminder that Saber craves BBC
John Jenkins
Admittedly that is really hot, even to a Saberfag
>ywn hear that 'buoya~'
Luis Wright
Get out
Blake Adams
There is nothing wrong with it, Tyrone is Sabers sheath after all
Ayden Cook
>J jam it in
Artoriafags are eternally
Josiah Foster
Adrian Nguyen
!we need one with Sakura now.
Adam Taylor
King Hassan, Merlin(though technically not at the same time because he never died and isn't even a servant) and Solomon are the only confirmed ones, apparently through data mining we know that one of the Grand Servants is gonna be a Saberface at the very least
Alexander Brown
>sheath
The absolute illiteracy of blackedposters...
Oliver Phillips
>apparently through data mining we know that one of the Grand Servants is gonna be a Saberface at the very least
We know Grand Saber is voiced by Kawasumi. She also voices proto!Merlin.
Jason King
Sakura's impure enough as is!
Ryan Watson
>Tyrone is Sabers sheath
So you are going down the futa route?
Jace Gray
>Grand Saber is a Saberface
>Not Sasaki "muh true magic" Kojiro
What a disgrace, cant Nasu even for once refrain from jewing out the fluff for neetbucks?
Camden Davis
>sasaki
>when musashi exists
anyway, for some random fuck from japan hes already wanked enough, being one of the two best swordsmen in the setting
Xavier Nelson
Musashi is cute! CUTE!
Benjamin Harris
Musashi loses in a fair fight against Kojirou. That is the basis for the current plugging of him as Grand Saber.
Thomas Perez
Jesus Christ almighty
MUH DICK
Thomas Diaz
That got retconned.
Joshua Nelson
Benjamin Fisher
You wish king of cucks
Carson Butler
*chukle