You’re in the 80's walking down the street and this girl slaps your ass with her ham hands and calls you a LIAR!!!...

You’re in the 80's walking down the street and this girl slaps your ass with her ham hands and calls you a LIAR!!! What do you do?

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Tell her Oyashiro-sama doesn't exist.

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Cum instantly

I start running in the 90's down the street

I get the fuck out of that village, I already know what kind of bullshit goes on there.

Patrician answer.

Steal her hat and run.

>I already know what kind of bullshit goes on there
Clearly not.

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>leaving the village

you deserve everything that happens to you