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How would you fix Funny Valentine?

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Why does Funny Valentine need fixing?
He doesn't
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I wouldn't, he's literally perfect and flawless

By having Valentine die and my husbando Diego live.

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I want to piss in Giorno's mouth

I want to piss in Abba's mouth for his birthday

Keep him fat. He showed more personality when he was fat.

This question is fake, gay and stupid, just like your mom
Prove me wrong

Doppio gets me Uppio

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I wouldn't because he's literally the best villain in jojo

make him look like trump

Make him more funny

I want to tickle Doppio and make him cry with laughter!

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How can a jellyfish absorb urine faster than Giorno puts it in his mouth?

SBRfags, everyone

Better question is how do we fix Stone Ocean?

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giornio was bluffing he drank the pee pee

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Explain how he needs fixing faggot OP

Rai gets me high

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Me too!
Much better user!

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>implying I'm OP
Don't speedread and you'll know what's wrong with him, retard-kun.

I'm gay

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Statiscally speaking, Sheer Heart attack on average has no weakness

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Thanks, I'm trying to be more positive.

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So you can't explain whats wrong with him?
SOtists everyone.

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If you can't tell that Funny Valentine has no personality then you really are a retard.

SBR is an amazing part! So is SO!
SO and SBR are friends!

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I love this picture so much.

>SOtists
It's literally just one contrarian.

what the actual fuck? how are you that retarded to see that he doesn't have a personality?

Why do people always say 'how do we fix' a character knowing full well the author intended them to be that way. You can bitch and moan about one's flaws but it doesnt rewrite whats been done. Faggot OP btw

Name one (1) unique Funny Valentine trait.

>SBRetards think their shitty villain has a personality
HAHAHAHAHA!!

he love america

He uh... Oh shit

It's been explained several times and you still don't get it? Dumb SBRainlets.

He rapes kids

Castrate him.

That trait where he is defying dimensional laws is cool. Also his ability to play the villain role was notable

He has a cool and unique backstory but what do SOtists know!

>been explained several times
>never explained at all
Nice try. SOfags are SOretarded.

He hates Johnny and loves raping Lucy.

Kiddie diddler

>Everyone gets to live again in the new world as friends.
>Except F.F. who remains pond scum.

Honestly I'd be fine if just this was changed somehow.

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the only notable trait he has is that he never second thinks about raping a 14 year old

>tfw you go through over 100 stands over the weeks and not a single (you)
surprised no one else was curious if SHR truly had no weakness

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>never explained at all
>it's been explained multiple times just this year
SBRetards everyone.

Rapist

He likes America, he can shotgun a beer, walks really quietly, and he's in a marriage that seems to have lost most of its spark.

What kind of cake do you guys think Abbacchio would like? I don't eat cake, so I don't know what's good.

Rokakaka

I used to have an orchard green,
and planted in its soil a seed.
I watched it grow and wrap around.
Everything sprouting from that ground,
Until my orchard did become.
A sea of plants succumbed to one.

And thicker still did that branch grow.
I reaped beyond what I could sow.
But when the fruit one day decayed,
My work with rotten leaves layed,
Upon the dirt, who swallowed them whole.
My love a mountain, now a knoll.

Oh Rokakaka,
Your existence torments me so.
Mixing shadow and light,
Making a man,
Who torments me so.
Without my allies, I shall stand alone.

~Jobin

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FOUR MORE YEARS!

Pedophile.

until part 5 is announced?

It's no surprise that SBRfaggots have such short attention span that they forget after a few threads. The reasons why Valentine is shit have been repeated to death over the last months.

America lol

only in a perfect world...

tiramisu

I can't think of any that's actually unique to him except muh America. Even Diego has more unique traits than him and Diego is a minor villain.

I wasn't ware this was OC, I thought it was a repost taken from some wiki.

I appreciate your autistic efforts, user. So which are the stands that CAN beat SHA?

Thanks mathfag

>He likes America
Joseph likes the USA too
>he can shotgun a beer
As does Jotaro during his introduction
>walks really quietly
Like dozens of characters in the series
>and he's in a marriage that seems to have lost most of its spark.
Just like most married couples in JoJo.

>thinks spouting nonsense is an explanation
Yet another reason why SOfags are SOretarded. When are you going to give actual facts instead of rearranging your cop out answers every time?

chocolate gateau because he's a big goth who loves black, I can see him being really into dark chocolate.

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cool

>thinks giving a list of actual reasons multiple times is spouting nonsense
It's not my fault that you just refuse to accept what's wrong with Valentine every time someone explains it.

SO is boring and depressing, lets be honest. Villains aside, the story makes for a good part and SO's fell flat.

It's only boring if you're a speedreader.

How is it depressing? Everyone got a happy ending. Did you speedread?

Memes aside, what's so great about Valentine?

more like hot

Ive retained every little bit of information from SO. Its boring.

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(Grand)Mommy!!

What was again one of the effect of using the Ripple technique?

Your words betray your comprehension of the part.

No I didnt speed you little faggot. Depressing because Emporio is the only one left with the memories of what happened. Depressing in the fact FF is retconned

If you can't even write "I've" and "it's" right, I doubt you could've read Stone Ocean without speedreading.

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So? It's ultimately a happy ending. No more gay priest, no more tragedy. FF is gone as a human but she still lives as a plankton. That's still her. Emporio will remember it and feel sad but he'll be happy that his friends are ultimately alive. If anything it's bittersweet.

he was married

Don't you love bittersweet endings? Phantom Blood ended with Jonathan's death and I don't see you moaning about it.

Jojo fags the super fags are out of hand they are spamming super threads .

Not him but it is bittersweet. Think of all the people who Pucci did interact with. Ungalo is shot dead by police, Rykiel never understands what was causing him the pain, Vercace never achieves anything. Hermes will never stop McQueen from being suicidal and Micherlon never gets her stand from Pucci. The punishment ward still is filled with psychotics, Survivor is never taken care of by Pucci and there's now a guy still running around with Planet Waves in the open.
It's a needed conclusion but the idea of just removing Pucci affects so much on the wider scale it almost makes me a little sad. I love the rain for Foo and I hands down believe the crew deserved their happy ending.

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That sounds like a good choice. Is there a difference between gateau and cake?

I admit it's bittersweet but it's still not depressing.

That's funny coming from an SOfag who can't accept that everything from their part is the shittiest.

Uhh don't ask me how i came to these conclusons since it took me a long time to make this so i can't recall how i rationalized it. I did like a part a week so it took me over a month kinda

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Kira took a married man's identity. If Jobin is the main villain in Jojolion, he'll also be a married MV
Nobody cares about those literal kids or you.

Stop shitposting. Isn't it time for you to go to bed, user?

Why did he stop being fat? Like am I missing something or did Araki just decide that he should be buff after Civil War?

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Aye. I was typing as the other posts were going up, I wasn't arguing.
I just sometimes feel the sheer scope of what happened in SO and it's consequences are overlooked in regards to its ending.
>Brain storm
>No Green Day
These two confuse me

Who cares? They've been spamming shit since the dawn of their shitty show. It's not new.

>Is there a difference between gateau and cake?
>a rich cake, typically one containing layers of cream or fruit.
>"a chocolate gateau"

>Mommy! The SBRchad is bullying me again!

it's 20 Dragon Ball Super threads up right now.

You're missing quite a few there.

oh, i only browse /jojo/ and Sup Forums

So no, not really. A gateau is just a fancy cake.