Take a character with no backstory and give them one.
How is this not a general?
Melone - Serial rapist who got found 'innocent' by sleeping with the judge:
Racing to the Future
His simultaneous speed,
has created the illusion,
He cradles me,
in his hull;
his infinite speed never-ending.
the retard put jojo in the title so shitposters will easily flock and crash the thread down
How is your mom not a general?
based based poster
Rai gets me high
Why do I have a boner right now?
Doppio gets me Uppio
This general need to die already.
Your mom needs to die already
because Melone is a literal semen demon
You know what to do.
Go back to the DBZ super threads and leave us alone
Bitter DBSfag because his show is dead.
How did DIO manage to get a wild, stand wielding bird to become his loyal servant?
He did a really convincing mating-display
Still no live action movie rip?
cool! reminds me of mitsuo aida
I know you're just memeing because the average jojofag can only post the same thing over and over again on every thread, but, why do you even want to watch it? It's fucking terrible.
I want Diego to wrap his dinosaur tail around my neck and choke the life out of me.
Why do brainlets think Hayato was spying on his parents for sexual purposes?
Since he's clearly based on a raptor, his tail would be more for balance than anything and would lack both the power and flexibility needed to do so.
I mainly just want to watch it for a laugh, I know it'll be bad
That, and also because I think the guy playing Koichi is well cast in how naiive and cute he is at the start, Jotaro's actor looks pretty cool too
Can't I even dream?
In that case, there's nothing you can do but wait, it'll eventually be uploaded somewhere. And, honestly, I think they did the best they could do with that movie. Considering the kind of story that is Jojo, any live action adaptation was destined to be laughable.
I'm sure that at least 60% of the posters around here are legit fags. But I still like them.
>Go to the comment section of the official "Made in Heaven" lyric video on youtube
>The comment section is completely overrun with shitposts
Well memed lads
Holy diver, killer queen and cheap done dirt cheap too.
I remember someone said in a comment that only queen can have 50 million views from a 1970 song and then someone replied no, it was Jojo.
>Official Made in Heaven lyric video
>Related videos include Bohemian Rhapsody, Killer Queen and Sheer Heart attack
>Well that's normal, they're all Queen songs
>Related videos also include Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Dio: Holy Diver and Prince: Gold
Did you guys fuck with Youtube's algorithms?
That's why people hate us.
Vanilla Ice was once a lonely muslim boy who was rejected because of islamophobia
It all changed when he met and ultimately decided to follow DIO.
He then realized he found true happiness as he can Jihad all he wants now
Is Part 5 worth reading or should I just skip to 6?
No seriously, these were my related videos. What the fuck did you guys do?
Also i would recommend you skipping part 6, honestly just the worst part.
just drop jojo all together, just read better mangas like One Piece
>reading OP over boruto
Why live ?
Just read Dragon Ball Super and Boruto. Way better stories.
This but unironically.
Don't fucking skip parts you pleb
I meant it unironically ;)
Where would the Islamophobia in Egypt be?
So who actually is the final villain in Jojo?
Trapped in the infinite spin of the eye, or maybe it's valentine
You already know who it is.
>including jobin poster
He's a shit poster AND a content creator, what more can you ask for?
I LOVE KIRA
Kira's mom diddled him
>tfw you'll never watch part 5 with /Jojo/
ASB is better than EoH
part 5 is shit anyway. it has the most lifeless crew in the series. only mista is a good character. everyone else is undeveloped and bland. the main villain stands for absoluitely nothing which muddles the conflict and themes of the story. all the fights and stands are rehashes of part 3. and the minor villains don't have the vibrancy of part 3's.
> the main villain stands for absolutely nothing which muddles the conflict and themes of the story.
It's about accepting fate for what it is and excelling through it rather than trying to outright change it.
>speedreading this hard
>nobody wants to post in thread
>better bump it for no reason
>bumps it again
Jojo threads are pathetic.
it matches the people who post here
I'm a super retard. I thought JoJo was being published in Spain and Argentina by Panini, I forgot it's actually Ivrea. Our luck is even shittier.
you seen this hazmadafag? came across it on twitter
How does this look
What's that artist?
Mista and Narancia look nice, but Trish's hair is fucking shit, it needs more volume, and Fugo's face is just ugly
Fugo looks like an evolved Pesci
fuck you cannot unsee
Literally all of them look terrible. Fugo especially.
why can't araki draw his older characters to save his life?
they also did a terrance
Vento Aureo will happen after Captain Tsubasa ends imo.
when is it set to end?
Its set for 51-52 episodes, and Captain Tsubasa will start next week iirc.
so April 2019 maybe we get Vento Aureo.
they dont have to be finished with captain tsubasa just to announce that VA is happening
im holding out for the 30th anniversary
Mista looks perfect, the rest look really far off. Fugo and Narancia look like different characters.
Was Mountain Tim gay?
Was that VA tweet claiming copyright issues CONFIRMED to be fake yet?
yeah it was
the OP got butthurt when someone else came in and provided an actual translation and they defended their shitty google machine translation as being more accurate and demanded to be untagged from the thread
Was Speedwagon gay?
Bend over and you'll see
No, the faggot who wanted to be untagged was a friend of the OP. The latter did in fact bitch because of the translation though. It wasn't Kewl's fault though, someone publicly called him to translate it.
I would happily bend over for speedwagon desu
>Immediately trying to get with a 14 year old girl
How's that gay? Might have been a bit pedo however...