Cakes are made for pruning out of the anime genepool
Cakes are made for pruning out of the anime genepool
Brody Hughes
Juan Myers
Mmm, prunes.
Asher Anderson
>still no filter for cakes on danbooru
Josiah Butler
"mature" works well enough. Or go the OL route.
Evan Martin
Cake is a buzzword anyways
Hudson Walker
It's been appropriated by normalfags and turned meaningless. Same thing happened with tomboy and is currently happening with loli.
Mason Morales
Cake was always pretty meaningless, same for tomboy too albeit latter was ruined by nips themselves. Everything with a short hair, abs and boyish personality is a tomboy to them
Evan Richardson
I want a cake to step on me (penis).
Nolan Williams
Holy shit this artist is a fucking gold mine. He's sniping my bunny-suit fetish so hard.
Charles Turner
>boyish personality
That's the definition of a tomboy.
John Cook
The blonde in the middle kinda reminds me of Seiba. This emphasis on hips and thighs are gonna break me.
Dominic Diaz
Its not
Gavin Gonzalez
How much would a successful business woman like this need to pay you for you to work as her personal seat?
Hudson Reed
>Mishiro
I'd do it for free. Especially if she would be dominant about it.
Asher Nelson
Older ladies in age inappropriate clothes are my fetish.
Anthony Diaz
huh
Dominic Hill
Cakes have the best bodies.
Brody White
Tomboy literally means boyish personality you tard
Jaxson Hughes
I want to fuck those legs.
Nathan James
>there are "people" that refer to MILFs and married women as cakes
This is how you know a word loses all meaning.
Joshua Moore
Lies. Cakes are for loving and treasuring.
Nathaniel Collins
>baww why do meanings change over time?
Fuck off grandpa
Dominic Reyes
Cake anime when?
Josiah Russell
I kinda wanna find out what her asshole tastes like.
Nolan Anderson
Probably tastes like poop desu.
Matthew Foster
Bangs of sand
Caleb Hughes
>yfw you will never wake up to this
My appreciation of cakes grows exponentially the older I get.
Kevin Jackson
Sauce?
Caleb Cooper
obligatory
Wyatt King
Fuck off newfag. Cakes are only unmarried women underage.
Parker Thompson
I didn't know I needed this...
Hunter Roberts
Xavier Adams
Colton Diaz
Wyatt Jones
At this point I don't even know what a cake is anymore
Landon Lee
I like cake.
Owen Ward
Fuck off nigger, you don’t define shit
Hunter Price
It's the thing you throw out when the 25th is over because no one's buying it. It's really not complicated; the name spells the entire thing out.
Brayden Gomez
Yarr, matey, step on me penis
William Phillips
And bullying
Andrew Bell
Most of these women could pass a MILFs though, it seems on a physical level there's little difference, and it's more of a mentality of the woman thing
Jace Gutierrez
Any good seinen drama romance manga with older female love interest? Something like Natsu no Zenjitsu, but less depressing.
Owen Stewart
A "cake" has never been purchased. Never eaten, never married. It's possible for them to have had sexual intercourse, but not necessarily likely, and some might try to define them as virgins.
1) CANNOT be married. NEVER married.
2) Usually a virgin, not required
3) There's usually a reason they're not taken and it has to do with their personality, fetish or quirk (in manga/anime, they're still hot as fuck, though)
A "MILF" literally has to have been fucked. They are literally a "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" and you can't really be a mom without semen. Can't be a MILF if they are barren and never had a children. They're usually married, too, but it's possible they're divorced or widowed.
1) MUST have a child.
2) They're generally at an age where their child is approaching, but hasn't quite reached, puberty. However, they can be as young as possible to bear a child (by definition) or, more commonly for "earliest", when they're still lactating.
3) Personality and body type are irrelevant. They are usually wide-hipped and large breasted, however, and display stereotypically motherly qualities.
Leo Sullivan
Black haired big sister OL cake for me please.
Elijah Rogers
You do realize you're attempting to reason with the type of person who thinks doujin means porn, right?
Joseph Walker
I'm not that type of person
Jaxon Flores
Conflating cakes and milfs, you are that type of person.
Isaac Wright
No I just think the difference is entirely non physical when it comes to the art that gets posted
Angel Hall
There are a lot of terms that need to be tags.
There's still no tag for characters like Tomoko and Hex Maniac for example.
Samuel Evans
Ehh, MILFs are almost universally depicted as large-breasted, wide-hipped, plainly dressed women. Motherly and caring. They can get any man.
A cake, though, usually looks hot as fuck with nearly any body type. Their only uniting factor is that they have to look "slightly" mature. What you'd expect a woman in her late-twenties and early 30s to look like. Their common factor is usually that they're delinquent in some way, are overworking themselves, or are hiding a secret they're ashamed of anyone finding out about. They can't get any man.
I write this just to say I disagree: cakes don't look like teens, but they don't always look like MILFs.
Blake Collins
you can't really say someone is a cake without a story, that's the problem. at this point cake threads are consistently derailed because actual cakes are rare and people use these threads as an excuse to post women with voluptuous body and mature appeal.
Levi Cruz
Anthony Gray
Logan Young
Hey just like all of us.
Truly there's no better match than cake and user.
Adam Wood
Wrong
Kevin Bennett
What the fuck are you doing.
Austin Nguyen
Cakes belong to their cute kouhai.
Colton Brooks
Damn, I love OLs so much. All these suits, pencil skirts, pantyhose.
>tfw you`ll never have an OL girlfriend
Jack Thompson
2D cake are for love, 3D cake must be purged
Cooper Ramirez
If I recall the dynamic of women in the work place in Japan, typically the two are considered incompatible. Maybe not at the gf stage, but marriage is supposed to signal the end of their financial independence and the beginning of the "housewife" stage of life.
Justin Jenkins
Thank god.
Pour over coffee might as well be water.
Jeremiah Collins
Ore x Yome - Cupid no Itazura. The first story.
Sebastian Cox
Short fluffy haired cake with big tits and a genki smile to hide her pain, also wearing a cute dress with pantyhose
Hudson Phillips
Tyler Sanchez
Anyway, it would be amazing to have japanese GF in her OL stage. But I don`t think it`s possible for gaijin who lives outside Japan, especially for me. Sad.
Gavin James
Is the ideal OL harem still five?
Gavin Jackson
For me only one would be enough. Every time I see OL uniform, I have a boner.
Adrian Powell
Grayson Gomez
You'd watch this.
William Allen
>type ''business_suit''
>get all the cakes you can possibly want
Dylan Moore
so why are they called cakes :V
Josiah Sanders
It's short for Christmas cakes
Because they expire after the 25
Hudson Scott
Anthony Kelly
Sakie isn't a cake sge's 24, and never will be
Aiden Murphy
post more delicious cake
Brayden White
I'm still not sure if she's virgin or not.
She may be 30, but she acts like a kissless virgin.
Samuel Howard
We are kindred spirits you and I.
Ayden Martinez
If she has been a wageslave in Japan for her entire life, who knows
Brody Ross
>Bitch-Sensei
But doesn't she get married at the end?
Adam Perez
Carson Morales
I can't help but laugh at betas that fall for the cake meme.
>w-women will get desperate when they're o-older and settle for my obese ass!
Can't wait for cold hard reality to hit you faggots.
Elijah Cooper
I wanted her so bad back in the day
then I saw an episode of Boruto and it was like my entire childhood was suddenly stepped on
Ryder Campbell
Y-yeah... I mean who's a kissless virgin at 30, right?
Brayden Sanchez
MUH
Jack Thompson
I don't think that's proper business attire doe.
Dylan Wright
Poop
David Hughes
>3D
What the fuck are you, a normie?
Jonathan Rivera
did it hit too close to home user? I'm so sorry
Jace Miller
Blake Williams
I want to take Kae to Okinawa!
Isaiah Phillips
Projecting like mad there, user.
Cakes are great because maturity has its own appeal.
Liam Taylor
I don't keep up with Boruto, what do you mean?
Aaron Ross
>3dpd
That said
>he's never seen it happening
Daniel Ward
She's fat now, user. And I don't mean chunky, I don't mean chubby, I don't even mean THICC. Like for real fat. The dangos got to her.
Lincoln Young
are you happy for the cake when she finally gets married?
Brandon Peterson
Every time I see a happy couple I want to die
No
Alexander Ross
same
Logan Evans
Thanks senpai
Alexander Long
Oh, don't worry, user. You'll never be part of one.
Joseph Ramirez