fucking bitch
Fucking bitch
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Thousands of partners
That's pretty rude man.
Are we in 2017 again?
Absolute Queen
Defend Aqua
I don't defend garbage.
>She sees the holy sword Excalibur.
What did she mean by this?
So stop defending megumin then
she's okay because she's retarded enough that you could easily trick her into having sex with you
Of fucking course
Darkness is objectively best girl and here is why. First, you need to understand that she's a Crusader and it is implied that she is a tank class. The fact that she misses her attacks is a joke about tanks doing shit for damage and barely being able to hold aggro. Historically, tanks had little accuracy. Her masochistic ways are joke aimed at people who like to play tanks. I've never met a tank who didn't want to be the center of attention and take all the damage. I've seen tanks have 'damage taken' meter wars before. This is how much they 'enjoyed' tanking. If you look past the jokes, darkness is a bashful, yet pure girl.
>Darkness is objectively best girl and here is why
You only needed to say
>voiced by Kayano Ai
I'm sorry. Senpai. I won't let it happen again.
>t. dicklet
I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.
Lalatina.
>Aqua BTFOs dicklets
>Kokoro BTFOs fatties
We need more truth bombs in anime, I like seeing otaku rage
Megumin best girl.
Dicklets still SEETHING
COCKZUMA
Nah Kokoro is shit. Aqua is patrician's taste though
Aqua > Lalatina > Megumin
These are the cold hard facts.
Maaaaah niggaaa
This.
>reminder
me on the left
>not blushing
Slut
god i wish that were me
Darkness is my favorite girl. I know that feeling too. I was a tank rush melee on SMT IMAGINE online. Most fun I had in a game.
Aqua is best bro
Lalatina best wife
Megumin is best pet
LALATINA
i never thought of it that way
20 fucking years of playing MMORPGs will do that to you.
Disgusting breasts
>Lalatina
>Wife
Sex slave? yes. Wife? Never ever.
She can not be trusted to be faithfull. She will let the entire town use her mouth as their personal toilet if they tell her to.
Small, cute, and smells good.
>tfw you will never fill aqua's womb
>implying she wouldn't purify your sperm into water
She's like a walking abortifacient. That's why the other goddesses call her "Abortion-Butt".
Useless retard
excellent
You didn't have to remind me that trash exists user.
if she kept the baby would it be a demi-god?
I love Aqua
Aqua is the least slutty Konosuba.
>aqua
>god of water
>almost no watersports porn
Being less slutty than Megumin and Darkness is not an achievement.
wiz is pure
she doesn't pee
any pee that touches her turns into water
being peed on is still her fetish
On second thought, Lalatina might be the least slutty of the three. At least she's not constantly exposing herself.
can you really call it "slutty" if she's too retarded to understand what she's doing is sexual?
>It's another Megumeme retard bait thread
Second that.
Wiz is very lewd
How can any of the other girls compete? They can't.
Yep. Black belt isn't the highest rank for nothing.
Why would anyone want to compete to be the most retarded girl in konosuba
>altered the most powerful spell in the entire world when she was 6 years old in order to reduce the mana requirements so a human could make use of it
>retarded
there's a difference between intelligence and autism, user.
Megumin has intelligence and autism, you just have autism.
Aqua became an official virtual youtuber!
youtube.com
That still means she's mentally retarded, and can only produce retarded babies.
Yea, that's about the quality I'd expect of an Aqua YOUCHUUBA
bitch bump
You’re just jealous because she ain’t yours.
ooh
I'll be the one fucking that bitch thank you very much.
I don't get it. Did Lalatina give up on Kazuma after the Vol12 or does she still harbour some sort of hope?
Deep breaths.
My nigger
I find that a lot of megumeme fans like her because she's more fanatically devoted to Kazuma, since she got kicked out of every other party for being a garbage spellcaster
Does this suggest that megumeme fans can only feel safe with girls that need to rely on their husbandos for support? Would they call megumeme a cumdumpster slut if she was a better mage and could conceivably leave Kazuma for another party if she felt like it? Because that insecurity is pretty pathetic