GOOD DAY FOR CROPS

GOOD DAY FOR CROPS

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i'm a bit thirsty though...

any skulls around?

You can't drink out of a skull, idiot. All your pirate juice will come out the eyeholes.

no

where the fuck is my bannerlord you turkroaches

Bannerlord never.

Literally the only thing of value Turkey has produced.

And they fucking know it.

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top kek

best mod? PoP is fun but I kinda broke it by being a merc for sarleon and just going all adventurer/hero adventurer and steamroll everythang

kebab > burger
even the price/nutrition ratio is better.

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kebab is egyptian

Yeah, no one else could have figured out meat and vegetables in a wrap if it weren't for the Turks.

warsword when

well same applies to the burger too doesnt it

10 DAYS

Of course, but I'm not arguing the burger is some sort of cultural achievement.

we dont call turks "kebabs" and american "burgers" on a whim.

fun fact: Swadia a shit and Harlaus is a pretender

sounds like SOMEONE needs a vacation in the DUNGEONS of DHIRIM!

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alway gets a smile out of me.

rhodok crossbowmen are great for ______

But I'm talking about Swadia, not the Nords

d) everything

dhrim?
wasnt that a nordic city?

Battle of the Nations is going on right now if anyone is interested

Warsword
Gekokujo/Gekonewer
Blood and Steel

dhirim is swadian capital nerd

nords have sargoth

ukraine's kicking ass again?

i really want a turkish team though, would be fucking fun to see them pull stunts and running real fast while just wearing helmets and regular leather or cloth

>dhirim is swadian capital nerd
>Swadians in charge of their own geography

err
its INITIALLY a swadian city, but takes the nords two or three days to siege and capture dhirim
i also know uxkhal is a rhodok city too, right?

Yeah Ukraine's gonna fight Denmark in a few minutes

Burger Knight fighting right now

where did the water go???

Holding Dhirim is the funnest thing to do as a swade. You're literally in the middle of the map and everyone Harlaus declares war on is gonna come knocking eventually.

global warming my man

no idea man

>that landlocked green faction

They're going to be the new swadia then?

>he doesn't like turkish delights

Biggest pleb.

>it's a comfy siege episode

Line em up knock em down

Depends on the terrain and soldiers, nigga
half the reason why rhodoks are invulnerable is because of their pike & bolt strats

>Mfw never actually finished thisgame even though I love it to death
And every time that I play I end up picking up Swadia because hoseman are just too good. I should retry to actually finish the game becoming a kebab next time.

There's nothing to finish, there's no real endgame, you take over but things just keep going

pikes + shields formation with crossbow and heavy cavalry support is basically the greatest of all time

swads can play the same game so it's a close rivalry

I always try to obliterate the steppe niggers aka khergit khanate because I just fucking hate those mongol wannabes.

Sarranid Sultanate is right behind them. Fuck those two factions.

I think they're the Battanians (celts) which are supposed to go extinct according to canon. Don't quote me on this, I may be speaking a load of shit.

>USA stomped by latvia

Bannerlord when?

Surely once you become Emperor of Calradia and Dhirim becomes the Empire's capital both in trade & diplomacy, you can say the game's over.

Never ever.

Ah yes, the Siege.

In reality, quite troublesome and fraught with danger, like people throwing rocks and dead animals at you, like in Monty Python.

Also, as depicted in the picture, you might get killed by some chick throwing a rock at your head.

That's what got Pyrrhus of Epirus. He was fighting outside of a city, and when he seemed like he was going to kill one of the defenders, a woman knocked him down and stunned him by throwing a rock or possibly roof tile at his head.

He was in turn fatally wounded/killed by the guy.

That Pyrhhus. He just could not catch a break.

so im king ragnar
if you roll 0-8 you get no fiefs fuck you
if you roll 9 you get a village

Unless you fight them in castles/towns, you're just exposing yourself to Carrhae reenactmens.

STRONK

INDEPENDENT

DAMSEL

WHO DOTH NEED NO KNIGHT

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>Literally the only thing of value Turkey has produced.
They also have anzu.

anyone here played crpg mod?

i miss strategus the multiplayer campaign angle was so cool

like
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i was in this battle

How do I not get sniped within 5 minutes in L'Aigle?

Did his army take the city in the end or did they rout at his death?

Is that supposed to be good looking? Look at her wig, there's even a bunch of grey dust in it, she must store it in her bedroom's floor or something.

They are just a fucking pain. Any sort of guerrilla "run away like shooting like a fag" game tactic is a kick in the balls to play against. In this game it's even worst if you play as an infantry man. First time I played the game one of those Kerghit fucks deflected to Rohdonk and I ended up meeting him in the middle of the fucking road with my army of hired blades

he's barely holding his own against Germany now too but they're about even

you are now aware of what it's like to be a medieval european facing the mongol hordes

By uninstalling that shit mod.

Their parties are all horsemen so their movement speed on the map is top tier too.

I saw a horse archer clan in multiplayer once named semen storm and that's what it felt like. Take cover the semen storm is in town.

not really, if you're not fully composed of infantry you can pinch them and herd them into a kill zone EASILY.

i've never had an easier time killing large armies as with Kherjits, and i play Swadian mostly.

i think you guys are just shit at using combined arms and flexible cavalry tactics.

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>khergit warband is smaller than you
>too fast can't catch them

>khergit warband is bigger than you
>too fast can't escape

FUCK\
THIS

That king is an idiot, you're supposed to put jewels in the eye-sockets.

>I play on 33% difficulty

>a smaller army is automatically a worse army
>a larger army is automatically a better army
>mfw

it is in warband

unless you play on easy

>split your infantry in squads
>tell them to form lines and hold ground in a horse shoe pattern
>use your cavalry to chase mongols into it
>ranged units finish them off

whoopie fucking doo

>i think the difficulty meter means anything other than your own damage values

yeah i'd love to fuck them up with my powerful nord footmen

if i could catch the fuckers

>what is terrain
>what are formations
I fucking hate you so much

>and i play Swadian mostly
Swadia is all around the best and easiest faction to play. They have good infantry,amazing cavalry and decent archers, not top tier but whatever. The only real drawback of the faction is the fact that it's in the middle of the shit storm and the king is a retard.

the last point is precisely why it's not actually the easiest, if you pick it for the first time by the time you get powerful it will either be gone from the map or too weak to be any good.

i like doing the SWADIA WILL RISE AGAIN playthroughs though

Who really has the best cavalry between Swads, Khergits and Vaegirs?

When I roll with about 30 Swadian Knights, I'm basically unstoppable, but with the others I notice a dramatic drop in kills.

For all the good things, M&B overally is pretty shitty.

>Crap movement
>Crap combat (It would have been okay in an early alpha)
>Worst siege mechanics ever
>Tedious UI & vassal management
>Crap graphics

I'm hoping with the money they made M&B2: Bannerlord will fix alot of its "lol shitty indie" attributes but history teaches this is not likely.

>Be Nord nigger
>Fight Lord Klargus on open field
>Get run down by mounted Swadian butter warriors

Sarranids.

>Swadia has the knights
>Rodo have defensive infantry + amazing sharpshooters
>Nords have the aggresive infantry
>Muslims havean overall balance and counter tons of shit
>Kerghit got the annoyance
>Vaegir has shit
Gotta love Vaegir. Some times I even forget that they exist.

You haven't seen any of the recent gameplay footage then because it looks like they've improved literally everything

Careful not to reply to the dumb frogposter, folks.
Let mine be the last one.

I don't think even your distraction was necessary but thanks.

All I saw was that popularized one that showed a bit of siege.

so yeah, those 500 recruits against my 50 r.sharpshooters are totally gonna win

get with the times knave

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On autoresolve, you bet.

>autoresolve
Why are you even playing mount & blade?

I don't know, why are YOU playing M&B ?

Is it wrong that I've gotten so bored that I can't even be bothered leveling up my character anymore

To personally fight battles along with the hundreds of troops I command.
Autoresolve fucking reduces that to zero.

That sounds time-consuming and boring.

Why people even follow Harlus?

The moment I learned the truth of Lady Isolla, I, the kind and shy female commander, dedicated her life to bring the Lady back to her proper place at throne!

The fact that the first thing she did was announcing a big feast is whole different matter.

Also, why they call the arabian claimant "Pearled One"?

>much lady

please.

Because she's covered in pearl liquid day and night