If you play this guy, everybody in the game will assume that you suck cocks on a daily basis

If you play this guy, everybody in the game will assume that you suck cocks on a daily basis.

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>POTG
>it's Bastion in sentry mode shooting through a choke point

Something completely unrelated: will this games' progress reset after the open beta or did it already reset after the closed one?

Every
Fucking
Time

I'm a Bastion main and I'm proud.

>salt: the post
Counter with Genji you faglord

levels carry over if you buy before beta ends

Why does Zen feel so fucking weak

>POTG
>It's the dwarf hammering his turret.

>Pick a hero who is literally a tank
>Game tells me team has no tank heroes

>attack and defend
>Playing tracer
>every single person on the defending team is bastion
>I now know what hell looks like and the combined faggotry of that team has caused me to organize a pride walk

he has the highest damage of any healer but the lowest HP

>Levels carry over
>Loot crates and earned items do not

Why the fuck would you gyp yourself out of the loot crates

Because he has no defense or movement abilities. Lucio can have high speed or crazy speed with E. Mercy has flight to get to and away from enemies if the team is decent. Zen just has orbs, there deadly less but they don't save you.

He needs a movement gimmick. I think bliz thought he didn't need one because he can shit out damage but honestly he needs something more. Not a lot mind you, just enough to make him a bit more survivable.

I'm assuming they will give us the amount of loot crates we are due

They better fucking give us them, the skins I got were ass

>see bastion
>roadhog hook him out
>team kills him
>move on

Are you guys all autistic or something?

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holy shit that was me
I was the faggot who told the team to go all bastion

If the player dies during the clip, it shouldn't be PotG. Blizzard, get on this.

>Player sacrifices self to kill 4/6 of the opposing teammates while the other 5 on his team pushes the load to the goal, only because they didn't have all six members of the other team raping them
>Not the PotG

There's tons of scenarios I can think of where getting killed can still make PotG.

to kill bastion just play roadhog or genji

or just get good which you are incapable of doing anyway

bastion is the pyro of this game
shitters whine about him when in reality he is one of the easiest to counter and beat characters

Pics or didn't happen

It's just not very interesting to watch. But to your point, it'd be neat to have the perspective change to a teammate capitalizing on the opening if the person who got PotG dies during it.

>pull off a clutch victory
>you don't get POTG

He's a buff/debuff character who also can kill people. His only saving grace is how quickly he regens health.

That said, he needs an invincibility ability like Reaper's, rather than his invincibility ultimate, so that he can get the fuck out of dodge while still providing to his team.

>Bastion sees me
>press E
>he shreds himself
EZPZ

This, every fucking time this.

>Every tooltip on countering Bastion is to flank him and hit his crit box on his back in sentry mode

>Enemy characters light up like an Xmas tree when in line of sight
>No stealth heroes
>Can turn 360 degrees
>Can just sit in a corner

B a l a n c e d

>POTG
>it's D.va using her ult to kill three people

if it's not bastion, it's that

>see genji swinging his arms around
>patience is a virtue
>shred his ass
ez

I JUST PLAYED OVERWATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND THIS
THIS IS SO TRUE

I HAD MANY PLAYTROUGHT WHERE BASTION FUCKED EVERYONE AND ONE D.VA

i should try that someday