REPTILE

REPTILE

>name is Reptile
>he's a human

Don't worry, Ed Boon fixed that.

You can even be a dumb fish man too if you want.

TEST YOUR MIGHT

Shedding your skin
It's falling to pieces
Feeling within
Body is cold
Cold to the bone
Bestial sin
You're trying to keep it
Feeling within
Spirit is old

Let me in
It can never happen
Biting me with a poisionous mouth
A venomous shout

Tear me apart
Chewing the gristle
Chewing it up
Spitting me out

Reptile

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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>"""""fixed"""""

*wubstep music playing*

OHHHHHH CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR

Anyone who didn't choose based Raiden back then was a complete faggot.

Retconned as just a disguise he used during mk2

>choosing a fuck up

No thanks, I only pick winners.

Have to agree here

>name is Smoke
>he's a human

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>name is Sheeva
>not an ice goddess

I pick baraka because his combos can easily be chained into an easy win.

>name is Scorpion
>not a scorpion

>ANIMALITY
>is a penguin.

G A Y T A L I T Y
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Anyone else remember going on AOL when MK3 came out and browsing the Nintendo Power message boards and reading about all the codes and secrets and people were giving out Nudeality commands? Good times.

I miss the MK threads

Well fuck nether realms for that shitty ass port of mk x

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Reptile had a cool part in the movie though when it went "REPTILE"

USELESS ASS CHARACTER IN A FRANCHISE THAT IS ONLY LIKED BECAUSE AMERICA IS A BUNCH OF EDGY MENTALLY HANDICAPPED IMMATURE RETARDS THAT CAN'T HANDLE FOREIGN THINGS

kitana is the ezmode fighter though

>implying that's not his best design

>tfw MK will never again have the level of crypticness and secrecy as it peaked in Trilogy

The little things like how Ermac came to be and what a secret Reptile was in MK1 have not been matched by any game since.

Reminder that "Human" Reptile was only because it was cheaper to palette swap him as Green Ninja

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