Nintendrone retirement thread

This thread is for Nintendrones who can no longer defend or respect Nintendo. Post your favorite memories, what you're going to do now, or whatever else you want to post.

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Nintendo is good and I enjoy their games.

I like Nintendos development teams but cant fucking stand the company itself anymore.
I own every system they've ever put out sans the Virtual Boy but the Wii U was the tipping point. I can't justify buying 300 dollar hardware for two average games a year anymore, even if I had a great time with Tropical Freeze, Bayonetta 2 and Hyrule Warriors.

Aside from being sad I'll miss out on whatever Retro's next game is I have no problems with skipping the NX altogether, at least until it's already produced and released a fantastic lineup of games in its first few years. Nintendo keeps proving they can't actually follow up on the promises they give.

WiiU gave me Wonderful 101, my favourite game of all time

Only good 3ds game coming out is robobot
wii u has nothing
I might just upgrade my pc and play some more pc games. Any suggestions pc friends?

Killing myself

If the NX flops, I'm officially becoming a sonniger. At least Sony knows what the fuck they are doing.

>Only good 3ds game coming out is robobot
It's also got Rhythm Heaven and Ace Attorney which look great

Yeah, they know that they can rip off customers with paid online

I got a xbox 360 and am playing through and a bunch of games I missed

Nintendo only falls short of people's hypothetical expectations.

In reality, nobody has them beat in their field. Nintendo is only out-done by Nintendo.

Comparing Zelda to something like Dark Souls is going to get you laughed out of your country of residence.

;_; I just want to play good games but all this memeing and shitposting makes me think I can only enjoy expensice retro games

you'll get some mad nintendrones woth this thread but anyways

finally finished bayonetta 2 the other day and it was a fucking blast, I guess the Wii U will die with me owning about 8-10 games, no third parties. If they manage to blow everything out of the fucking water with Zelda then the console ended early but with a great swan song


if NX continues with fisher price and baby mode features then sadly i'll consider a PS4 since its getting a lot of games I like

and i'm glad Nintendo is getting universally shat on thinking releasing budget shovelware trash and amiibo this and that would be okay with people, it shows how much Nintendo has their heads up their asses. love the (good) games and everything but they deserve all this backlash, for the Wii U back in 2012 and this sorry excuse for games.

also back in 2014
>"come on reggie give us mother 3!"
>doesnt release the game, 2 years after that

At least the games are good. I've been enjoying offline Bloodborne way more than any Wii U game after Windwaker HD, and that's not even a new game.

If you played Metroid, I suggest starting with Rabi-Ribi. Generic story and writing, but the gameplay is spot-on. Expect bullet hell.
Tabletop simulator is fun with friends. Terraria is on the PC, too. And it's better than the 505 games version.
If all else fails and you feel like you can make a nintendo game, do it On Roblox. It's main demographic is still interested in that platform.

At this point I won't be surprised if Nintendo does that with the NX.

Fuck all of this, I'm building a PC.

>Comparing Zelda to something like Dark Souls is going to get you laughed out of your country of residence.
I hope you're not implying that Zelda is better than DS.

Senran Kagura and Bayonetta 2 gave me hope but then NoA did a 180 and now Nintendo is dead to me.

Get witcher 2. It should still be free download.

I think he is. To be fair, almost any Zelda is better than DS2.

When are Nintendo games coming to PlayStation, investors can make money win/win

Not even a nibble.

Last Nintendo games I'm planning to buy are 7th Dragon and EOV.

Now that I have a Vita I can get games that aren't """""""""""""""""""""localized""""""""""""""""""""" by SJW crybabies

I guess my 3ds's backplate was a huge piece of shit
other than that I don't really care

If I wasn't already on PC, I'd just bite the bullet. It beats buying Amiibos and waiting months for something, anything new to play.

DS II is a really terrible souls game, but still leagues above any Zelda game.

>Nvidia outdating older cards through drivers
Not even PC is safe from this shit generation

It's better than DaS3

Nope they are going directly to phone.

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I don't regret having a Gamecube when all the people I knew had a PS2
I don't regret buying a Wii U either
But for me it's enough.
I respect Nintendo for all those years of fun and creativity but right now they lose their touch
I still have a very little hope the NX will have some appeal to me but I don't have much the urge to spend money on Nintendo products right now.

Multiplayer was the only reason I bothered with Nintendo consoles, but I've lost touch with old friends due to time. Became more aware of NoA and their censorship, which made me sad. Last game I'll probably buy from them is Planet Robobot. Kirby still has it's charm, but the others lost it during 7th gen.

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>Outdating older cards trough drivers
Updating, not even once
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I'm in the same boat until rhythm heaven megamix, robobot, and MHGen comes out. then i'll be in the same boat again, until the next kirby or MonHun comes out.

Come on, we're all hypocrites here.

>get straight sword
>win
DaS3 in a nutshell, enjoy your 50 mimics

>Just buying/liking one console/company
>Sucking corporate cock

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>We're actually having a good non shitposting thread
I like you Sup Forums

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>In reality, nobody has them beat in their field.

Nobody wants to compete in their field, because they themselves aren't doing that great of a job. They try to apply the NSMB formula to every new game they come out with these days (play it safe as fuck, but maybe change a thing or two). The result is a console that has skippable installments in their respective series. With the exception of Splatoon and Mario Kart, everything on Wii U screams "B-Team". Where's our Mario Galaxy? Metroid Prime? Where's that defining, win-all-end-all game? People like Nintendo because they come out with at least one of those each console generation, and with Wii U we're still waiting. It might be Zelda. I sure hope it is, not just for my sake.

>Nintendrones who can no longer defend or respect Nintendo
user, your falseflagging is painfully obvious.

No, but seriously. Endless hardware releases that go absolutely nowhere. No third party support. Exclusives are censored before even being released, which kills all hype.

The fact they and ATI are trying to push Windows 10 with newer card models, should tell you that it is time to switch to consoles.

i used to love nintendo, but i haven't been excited for a nintendo game in a long, long time. i don't even care about the new zelda. all of the excitement i've been feeling lately has been for pc games, and games i want that aren't on pc usually come to pc after a couple of years anyway, so that's where i'm headed.

best nintendo memory is playing kirby super star with my friends growing up.

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>everything on Wii U screams "B-Team"
that's actually kind of true but it makes sense, all the old guy at Nintendo are getting pretty old so we need new blood to step in. Hopefully it's more Splatoon and less Sticker Star.

More upset at NoA and other western branches, really.

GTAIV was a really terrible GTA game but still leagues above any Just Cause game.

>It might be Zelda.
That's coming to NX. The Wii U won't even have that going for it.

>making a thread just for people who "gave up" on a company

While I'm here laughing, anything I should keep in mind shopping for a mechanical keyboard?

I'll buy monhun, but that's pretty much all they have that I like.

The WiiU was honestly the worst purchase I've made, not even joking. I expected alot more when I bought it at release but fuck that I guess.

At least their handhelds are still good if they would stop pushing out new editions every fucking time.

I'll admit to being a nintendo apologist but even I'm rapidly losing patience with this company. Granted, the few games I have for my Wii U I've enjoyed immensely for their replay value, there is still a lot that leaves to be desired. The fact that they're flat out abandoning the Wii U isn't surprising but also leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
I liked the idea behind the amiibo's but the way they were handled was simply insulting and just seems to be a lazy way for Nintendo to milk some more money out of their IP's.
The fact that they've revealed next to nothing in regards to the NX leaves me very hesitant in purchasing another console from them. I'm probably just gonna play catch up on some 3DS games or just play on my PC for the time being since Nintendo seems content on remaining silent for the rest of the year.

Anyone know if the prices on PS4 will drop if the new 4K console comes out? Been curious in trying Bloodborne.

So 'Tendobros, which sect are you gonna convert to? I was thinking to the holy church of /r/masterrace because I can't stand dirty sonyslime mosques.

If you're going for a LED one, do heavy amounts of research, prone to bad solderwork leading to zaps and heatgathering.

>NES was great
>SNES was elder god tier
>N64 was meh, liked my Playstation more
>Gamecube was cool
>I thought I genuinely liked it, but looking back the only reason I even gave my Wii attention is because I hacked that shit early and used it as my emulator machine because I didn't have a computer at the time
>The Wii U has been nothing but broken dreams and the realization that Nintendo just doesn't fucking care about it's long time users and fans anymore
>VC is overpriced trash with no fucking account system so you have to rebuy the games you want a hundred times to play it on the new systems
>Amiibo is overpriced, overproduced (as in they make too many, why did Animal Crossing need a full set when you have 50 Smash ones waiting to have more than one use), and they make zero attempt to make them reasonably available in NA
>Plugs their ears and refuses to listen to fan feedback, acts like they know what we want, no other fucking game company I'm aware of does this

I loved my GBC. I loved my GBA. I loved my DS. I still love my 3DS, I bought four of the fucking things. But unless the NX magically fixes every problem and they finally start listening to us, the NX will be the only Nintendo console I never get. And I own a fucking Virtual Boy for Christ's sake.

Well tbf it is coming to both.

It's still pretty sad it won't even be getting it's own Zelda.

>not going /vr/ and gog until we get a good vidya generation again

I've been saying this for the last few years. Nintendo has been going out of their way to NSMB-fy every first party IP and its spin-offs. For example the recent Paper mario entry lacks the personality and unique mechanics that the first two installments and even the third one had.

As much as I hope they turn around, I fucking doubt it.

They keep ignoring the good stuff other companies in the industry have done, and still seem determined to continue their old ways.

Like supporting developers, it seems like yet again they want to keep them in the dark and only help out their close Japanese friends.

I'm surprised even indies still consider supporting them, but most of the time it is just ports of stuff that already has been made and sells on other platforms.

Then there is their darned issues with technology and just about any stuff that should be standard by now. Like I sure as hell wouldn't want a phone by them even if they do use Android as a basis because I know they will just fuck it up.

>3d World is B-Team

I'd like to have a B-Team like that on a Sony console

Worst thing is they dont even know how to make a good game anymore.
Every good game on wii u is either completely developed by the likes of bamco, platinum,mono soft, retro(yes i know the two are owned by nintendo, but both arent really treated as in house devs, which is probably why they managed to stay safe from becoming shit as nintendo dosent give a fuck about them) and so on.

If i had to pick, maybe sony. PS3 had stuff i wanted to try out like SotC and katamari. PS4's Wattam looks like cute fun and Rime looked really neat when it was first announced. I hope Nier: Automata is as sad as the first and FF XV looks p coolio.

It's great don't get me wrong, but it shouldn't be the biggest platformer on the system. It's just a 3DS game with couch multiplayer at heart.

I'm going to sell my WiiU and build a PC. What's the best cost/benefit GPU I can get? Don't wanna pay for a 980ti.

Holy fuck you're so right.

>being a poorfag
Wii U is hacked now. No reason to sell

It seems like everything these days is orbiting around a GTX 970 for recommended specs. If I was building a PC today I'd at least aim for that.

I still love Nintendo but damn, did they give us the rough end of the stick with the Wii U. It was like a fucking insult. I bought it mainly for Zelda U, which hasn't even fucking come out yet after what will be 5 years. I only enjoyed about 5 games on it.

Ah well, at least it's better than my Xbone, which is literally just my Halo machine.

I made a vow that the Wii U and my 2DS are my last vidja machines (thanks to them being hacked to hell). Nintendo was like, my last bit of hope in this shitty situation that video games find themselves in. Even though Splatoon, W101 and Dong gave me hours of happiness and entertainment, all of these "fuck yous" from the last two years have been too much to handle.
Fuck this company.
I'll be playing games on my hacked vWii and try to forget that video games are still a thing being created daily.

>result is a console that has skippable installments in their respective series.
>everything on Wii U screams "B-Team"
>muh galaxay muh metrpod
Ok.

Wait for Polaris and new nvidia cards, both seem to shape up to be lines of mid tier cards for mid tier price that dont suck dick unlike the current mid tier cards.

Avoid shitendo bullets since snes era.

Not him, but I really liked 3D World. It's good to have an 'arcadey' game in a series that's just fun, doesn't try to break the mould or innovate excessively. Although I really do agree with your original post. The Wii U has really been such a bitter disappointment.

You mean crying in anger? Can't hide behind images.

>Just mocking greentexts
>No argument
Ok

I'm honestly expecting Nintendo to announce any day now that the NX is cancelled and they are going full mobile. That's the level of quality their games have been lately, it's almost like they're testing the waters. They've let the quality bar dip so low, as they're undoubtedly trying to produce ultra-low budget titles to maximize on profits

3DW was probably the single biggest insult this generation. People were begging for a new 3D Mario and what we got wasn't a 3D Mario but a 3D NSMB. It's like the worst case of monkey paw syndrome I can imagine.

Nintendo just chases profits now. NSMBWii sold millions, completely outdoing Galaxy, so they try to make another game like it, especially when it's cheaper to develop. It's no longer about making good games, but good selling games

I simply do not understand "brand loyalty"

Why the fuck are you loyal to something you pay for? This goes for all of the brand fags on this board: sonyggers, xboners, nintenyearolds, valve cucks, etc.

Why do you defend a company?

There is no arguing with this highly subjectively first statement and objectively wrong second statement.
It's just the same shitposting we've seen since day one.

That's honestly what I think Nintendo believes and simultaneously it's the cancer eating away at them.

It's large part of what makes them so complacent and why they have give attention to games no one cares about. They honestly think everything they do is so unique that everyone is instantly going to love it regardless of the quality or reality of what's happening around them.

>objectively wrong
What are their A-team Wii U games on par with the likes of Galaxy and Prime then?

I never defended, but i seriously dont like them any more.
Dedicating E3 to one fucking game and just that? Who the fuck even considered this being a good idea? What about the hundreds of other fans that dont give a fuck about Zelda? Fuck them right

Paper Mario just being Sticker Star with better graphics.

Promoting Star Fox as if they want everyone to give a fuck, and not the small group of people who actually do.

Meanwhile other games that should have gotten more support, like XenoX and Splatoon, get dropped immediately as soon as they release it world wide. XenoX could have something way bigger, and could have potentially been Nintendos first MMO experience. But it wasnt. It didnt even get anymore DLC out of the preorder bonuses.

That last direct was a fucking joke, they even gave an entire segment just so we can watch some asian fuckface cry and justify the Metroid game. Are you joking with this shit? Its a fucking download title, who gives a fuck if you upset fans with a blantaly stupid game concept. Cry about that shit on twitter, not on a broadcast.

They're literally doing some of the most retarded decision making ever. Im sticking with my hacked 3DS, and whatever game from someother company that releases on the WiiU/3DS, i'll get that shit on sale. Nintendo games end up real fast in the sales bin lately.

There are a lot of people who simplify their judgement on things like this. They don't compare features or review scores. They don't try alternatives to see what they're missing or not missing out on. They just simply do not care as long as the thing they like provides the value they wanted. They have yet to be screwed over (at least too much) by said company so they stick with them. These are the people who buy CoD each year, or the latest iphone. It just gets the job done, nothing more.

I have been growing more wary of Nintendo ever since the end of 2014, and now I can't trust them anymore. While some of the IPs they have under their belt are still good (Kirby, for example), I have doubts about the future of the company. I'll likely stay away from the NX because of it.

In truth, though, I've been an idort for many years, buying both Nintendo and Sony consoles. Not too concerned about what happens to Nintendo at this point.

>What are their A-team
Your first mistake

>muh Galaxy muh Prime

I wish these turbocunts would start putting monster hunter back on consoles. I probably would have bought a wiiu for that shit, I bought a 3ds for it. But no, I have to deal with a tiny fucking screen and suboptimal controls.

Not the guy you're replying to, but can't you just answer his question without greentexting, or are you just going to dodge the question and provide non-answers?

>a blantaly stupid game concept
I don't get this. It's just a spinoff using the Metroid title. It's not meant to *replace* Metroid. It's not like we're getting it instead of a real Metroid game, just like we're not getting Mario tennis in place of a real Mario game. Call Mario Tennis a bad tennis game if you want, but MPFF might actually be a fun multiplayer co-op. Who's to say it's not? And Hunters was already a thing. I didn't get my panties in a knot when that was announced either, because it was clearly just a spinoff

>tfw gave Wii so much love with Mario Kart & Smash
>tfw Wii U's Mario Kart & Smash don't feel as fun.

I don't understand.
Then again I gave so much more love to my PS3 until it shat itself.

Not yet OP

If the NX flops, i'm quitting vidya and just messing around on PC from time to time. Everything in vidya is utter shit now, but because of the good times i've had i'll give them one last chance.

That has nothing to do with Nintendo, it's up to Capcom. The whole industry is dying, they don't want to bother with something that's only going to sell 100k units on a dead console

EAD Tokyo did both the Galaxies and the 3D Land/World.

Yup, you are me

>I can't provide an answer so I'll just put muh in front of what he's saying.

Honestly dont care about Metroid, just the fact that they wasted everyones time when it was just the Metroidfags and usual internet shitposters who spammed the dislikes. Thats as bad as a youtuber who takes the comment section seriously, and then makes a video crying about it.

>can't you just answer his question without greentexting
Ok.
'Skippable' is a highly subjective term, one could argue Super Mario 64 is skippable.
The notion of A-Team/B-Team is retarded when we have access to the credits and can see this is clearly not the case.

Basically he was just shitposting.

You grew up user.

See

It's never going back to home consoles since the primary market, Japan prefers handhelds. It's noore likely to move to mobile than go back to console.

I can guarantee people would have bitched if they hadn't addressed the concern in any way. "Wow, they don't even know we hate this game, how oblivious can you get". Something like that.
And now people complain about the damage control statement. You just can't win.

Well, fuck everyone involved, fuck sony for taking it off the ps2 fuck nintendo for putting it on a handheld and fuck capcom for being involved. Fuck japan for preferring handhelds. Fuck this gay earth.

nah. it just isn't as good of a game.