How come video games don't use sharks more often as enemies?

How come video games don't use sharks more often as enemies?

The Great White is the obvious choice, here. Just try not to look like a seal.

Are you fucking dull? Great white sharks are literally passive unless provoked, you can actually swim with them like dolphins if you have the balls

I choose something different. I choose the impossible. I choose... Rapture

Tiger sharks are pretty ruthless.

Because sharks do fuck all unless you shoot it or some shit
Put that in a game and it'd be dead before it got to you
Give it more health and people who bitch it's no longer a shark, it's a sea sponge

Great White

>Because sharks do fuck all unless you shoot it or some shit

No, a Tiger Shark will fuck you up just for jokes.

There's been more reported attacks and fatalities from Great Whites than Tigers.


Great White apologists.

Great white will attack but not eat you.

A tiger shark will eat you.

>not wanting to swim with a Great white.
pussies the lot of you

Great Whites are more common in the areas where people are likely to make themselves look like seals (Surfing, lying on floating beds, etc)

Great White, they are the coolest shark hands down.

>More common animal has higher rates of attacks

No way, dude.

Did you know more people have died to bath tubs than serial killers? Surely we should overlook the ratios and just ban bath tubs and get sponge baths from Charles Manson instead.

Great white, obviously. A tiger shark can kill me just as easily as a great white, so dealing with one certain death is easier than dealing with 10.

Great White, obviously. You're fucking stupid if you say otherwise.

You can keep track of a single Great White, you can't keep track of 10 Tiger Sharks.

>tfw no underwater hack and slash where you use different sharks as weapons

inb4sharktits

>Hack and slash
>With a sawshark

That thing will snap right off.

Ten Tiger Sharks.
I don't give a fuck. Great Whites are fucking evil in my religion.

>swim with ten sharks that are some of the most notorious man eaters to exist

or

>swim with one shark from a species that are actually one of the least likely to attack people

gee I wonder

user Sawsharks can reach 18ft long, you won't be using it for a weapon.

Hm, ONE unpredictable wild animal which could effortlessly shred me, but also may ignore me.

Or TEN unpredictable wild animals that are confirmed man eaters and devour everything including inorganic material with unending hunger.

Hmm....
I chose the Ranger class so I use Charm Animal.

But user JAWS!

Great white. They fucking hate humans, especially divers. It'll only attack when provoked.

What religion

>Great white sharks are literally passive unless provoked
A couple of years ago, there were Great White attacks left and right along the California coastline. Apologists said that seal migration was the cause, but people were being attacked in areas that had absolutely no seals.

Just play depth

because they shouldn't be demonized anymore, being endangered and all.

If he tries to eat me I bop him on the nose.

>left and right

Nice scare tactics, did you get it from CNN or Fox?

So? Tiger sharks will still fuck you up more, and there's 10 of them.

HI GUYS
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

How many dicks can you fit in there you fag lmao

Yeah like that isn't a total myth.

I met a guy who got bit by a shark one time. It was a black tip shark and it was only like 4 feet long but it took a chunk the size of a dinner plate out of his back. He was swimming in Florida and then he said he blacked out and woke up 3 days later. They had to sew a dead guys skin into his back to replace the chunk that was missing.

I love these guys. TOtally harmless btw.

Man that's not cool
Just thought there was video games

Does the saw have any evolutionary purpose?

Like the species' genetics said to themselves; "y'know what I need to get better at life? a fucking 9 foot pole with barbs on it!"

How you aren't scary.

Its not, the noses house electrical senses and it's incredibly sensitive.

Oh god that dopey face, I love it.

those things might be harmless but that tailfin can murder you if it slaps you

Would you a goblin shark?

Punching the nose doesn't chase them away. If it did, it would hurt if they attacked any big prey. You go for the eyes or the gills.

They use it to kill

>tfw my local Chinese shop is serving shark fin soup knowing fully that it's illegal as fuck

What should I do, Sup Forums?
Pay the $100 to get the chance to the soup for probably my only chance ever there or report these chinks?

JAWS unleashed was balls

>his fucking skull comes out

It's an electrosensory organ and a digging tool.

You go for the eyes if it has got you already. since you'd be thrashing around and can't really grab onto anything you jam the eyes and it'll let go.

The nose punch does work but it's not practical, have you ever tried punching something underwater?

>Spot the Monster Hunter virgin.

>They had to sew a dead guys skin into his back to replace the chunk that was missing
That really bites.

both, in that order

You will never hi-5 a 20-foot long pregnant great white.

>Pay the $100 to get the chance to the soup for probably my only chance ever

It's bland as shit. The fin itself has no texture and no flavour, it's just served in a nice broth.

it's like all those hentai gifs i see of girls with the :=> mouth

It tastes like shit.

Report them

what discovery dinosaur serie is this from?

Keeping track of it wont help you, though, but it is still better because not pissing off 1 shark is easier than not pissing off ten sharks.

Crysis did it well

Swimming/Driving near the ends of the map would have a great white

You can kill it but another one just spawns in.

Oh my god it's so fat

>shark
>skull

THICC

Thats because they have their breeding grounds just a few miles away from the california coast.
Of course if there is more interactions attacks will happen more often, but this dosent mean they are especially aggressive towards humans.

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I've always wanted to try it, but never will out of principle.
Same with shit like turtle eggs and stuff.

how big the tank? if the GW one is too small he's going to be pissed off

UGH

>He was swimming in Florida and then he said he blacked out and woke up 3 days later.
Before or after he was bitten by the shark?

>be in a tank with one shark or be in a tank with ten sharks
What idiot made this image?

Here's a better question. A tank with 100 Tiger Sharks, a tank with 10 Great Whites, or a tank with 1 Mantis Shrimp.

>tfw can't swim
I'm white too

It's real user

If it's too small for a GW it's too small for 10 tigers.

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By the way, this motherfucker has double-strike in real life and the fastest punch on Earth.

To saw down sea trees

B-but I don't know how to swim

How do you not know how to swim?

No shark is going to go for "big prey". In the ocean survival is all about risk 's payoff. If it got hurt going after big prey and ended up getting fucked up because it literally bit off more than it can chew. That's it. Game over.

Most sharks will go after prey that is smaller than themselves for the easy kill. And because in the ocean small things tend to live in groups for safety, there's usually more food closeby.

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Shrimp obviously, he can punch it out and break us both to safety. Then I take him to the ocean in gratitude.

hehehe

if you pretend that youre a dead corpse you wont drown and you'll float like dead corpses!

it fools that skeleton that lives inside you that wants to kill you

It's fucking nothing, don't do it, they slaughter the sharks alive.

name?

no one likes water based levels user

and by the way
BullShark>Any shark

>they slaughter the sharks alive.

Is there any animal you slaughter for food that wasn't previously alive when you began slaughtering it?

How do you know it tastes like shit if the only people to ever claim it tastes like shit is people who want sharks to be protected species?

i'd choose the great white and tell him to check his privilege

That thing is so disgustingly cute. I'm not sure how to feel.

>someone got bit in the foot by a shark the other day
>he was surfing and he kicked the shark in the face

wooooooooooooooooooow why did it bite me dude

The Frill Shark.
Extremely rare as fuck species that hasn't changed its evolution in 200 million years.

>this thread
Man fuck the ocean and these deep sea horrors

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Wat u do?

What he meant is that they mutilate the shark while it is alive and then leave it to bleed to death while unable to swim.

Would you help a stranded shark pup?

Frilled Shark.
IF I remember correctly its foun in Japan and some scientists believe it to be a mutated sharj.
He's harmless.

nothing wrong with eating other animals but at least kill it first
where is that webm with the chinks cutting the whale alive when I need it

its obvious our species wasn't meant to go near the ocean