DS III - weaponfu

Why isn't Anri's straight sword more popular ?

Mine outscales the dark sword by 40AR

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because luck is gimmicky while quality builds gives access to a fuckton more weapons

>40 AR
>1 AR is equal to 1076.39 square feet
>your weapon outscales the dark sword by a surface of roughly 43056 square feet
What did he mean by this?

Flamberge and Lucerne.

THE PROFANE

BRINGS THE PAIN

what?

I sell Profane and Profane accessories

Moonlight Greatsword.

Fucking love that thing.

Or Gothhards.

Fucking love those things.

Are there any boss weapons people can recommend? I like the look of the Farron Greatsword, and I've tried the Mirrah Greatsword, but other than that I stick to very plain boring weapons.

What if you want to use straight sword and an off hand bleed weapon ?

Anri's straight sword scales over 4 fucking stats, STR, DEX, FAI and luck, this is ridiculous

The Profaned UGS is good.

Hits really hard, has a good moveset, weapon art gives it a small but significant buff as well

Yes.

wolf knight(?) greatsword lets you do sweet flips.

"I sell Profane and Profane related accessories"
- Sulyvahn Hill

Gundyr's Halberd and Dragonslayer Greataxe

Who needs embers when you have clean burning propane?

my bro right here, MLGS is best

Yall dont even quality luck hollow infusion build

Pshaw

Hugguf

Bare fists.

>not rocking a luck quality build with hollow exiled ugs reaching greataxe-tier damage

>Barbed Straight Sword
>This in the off hand
>Buff it with blessed
>Poke at people until they get over confident
>"THIS IS CLRC-3 REQUESTING ORBITAL LASER SUPPORT"
>"ROGER THAT CLRC-3, FIRING ON YOUR MARK"
>mfw

I use an INT build (I know) and love Greatswords, Ultra greatswords, I was thinking of grabbing the Wolf Knight Greatsword but I cant infuse it, is ther any other good choices than the MLGS?

>sunlight talisman
>activate poise cast with 60 faith
>tank biggest fucking sword ever
>retaliate with sunlight spear
>3000 damage

What's the stat build for a luck build anyway?
40 luck and 40 dex?

>81%
>life ring

>Not lightning stake

>way of the blue
get a load of this guy

Just had a fun invade experience.
>looking for backup at the pontiff bonfire
>need help to kill the two rat freaks at the hidden bonfire
>see a yellow summon sign
>would you like to summon this evil dude?
>yea- nonono what?
>FUCK WHY IS HIS SIGN YELLOW?
>nigga spawns and jumps down in the little arena in front
>yeah no fuck that
>gun for the rat freaks
>pop a giant seed and slide down the snake eater ladder
>invader follows me down
>pull one of the rats
>COME GET ME FUCCBOI
>see invader crawl back up the ladder
>i've made a terrible mistake.webm
Ended with me trying to fight the rat, saying fuck that and crawl back up the ladder just to see the invader fall down and killing himself.
Was pretty interesting.

god what the fuck are you on about

it's suffering to be a darkmoon

more people need to equip way of blue

>dorkmoon
Isn't being a blue sentinel better? higher priority plus the same rewards.

Not the guy you're quoting but I'm in WoB just to help those poor Dorks grinding ears.

>Go to Anor Londo
>pop dry finger
>Sit in the back
>Let Blues fight off the Reds and earn their ears without me helping
>If they kill the blue I let them kill me no resistance

I had to grind the 30 ears. It took a combined 12 hours across a few days with 400 item find. I am not a lucky man.

Lmao my straight sword has a higher AR than you

Sunbros who put down red soapstone signs have their summons appears red with a yellow outline.

Same for Grapes.

Look at the sign to make sure there's no red in the writing or you're basically asking them to come fuck you.

Because like every NPC questline in DS3 Anris is incredibly easy to screw up unless you follow a guide so the people that don't murder her in cold blood asap will never even see the damn thing.

>not giving an employment to a dead covenant via dried finger way of the blue playthroughs
Some niggas i've been summoning got like 5 ears for it because highlevel ng+ is an endless invader rollercoaster.

Every fucking time I invade I get counted by a Darkmoon. I don't understand how there's so many way of blues when everyone complains they're not getting any Darkmoon action

if you're a dorkmoon you fight aldritch faithful too, so plopping your ass down in Anor Londo can net you a lot of summons.

Because anti is an ugly hollow fuck

>join a covenant I found next to patches
>suddenly Anri tells me to GTFO
>look up a guide to find out what happened
>figure out that basically every quest line is tied to this bitch who hates you for no reason after joining a covenant

???
I was even unable to join the darkmoon covenant because of this conceited bitch

She has a bro-tier personality and with a little assistance she's the only Astora knight actually fulfilling his mission unlike poor Oscar.

>not equipping Way of Blue every time you enter a new era while embered
>not giving the countless legions of bored Sentinels and Dork Moons something to do
Switching covenants is quick and painless, too.

Astora is the go-to UGS for infusion.

Which weapon should I use for my next playthrough, the vordt mace or ow the edge scythe from giant arrow valley?

she's a 10/10 knightfu actually, faggot.

the servers summon the same handful of darkmoons while others wait in a queue that never gives them their shot

Do watchdogs of farron get any action post-SL30? Like SL100-120?

>bro-tier personality

She attacks you if you save her instead of putting a sword to her face. What a bro!

STR and DEX are D, faith is E. You're dumping a ridiculous amount of stats for minimal returns. And Dark Sword is still better in terms of range.

>talking shit about Oscar

Fuck you.

Time to go soul hunting. I've always felt the boss weapons in previous games were underwhelming, so hopefully this time it's a little different.

i thought we were getting married, but i ended up pushing a sword through her face

did i press the wrong button?

Should have pressed F to pay respects.

>boss weapons in previous games were underwhelming

>he never used the butcher knife or lava bow in DeS

top kek

Awesome, I was hoping for that, I love Astora, fire Astora longsword carried me half the game so far.
Looking at the list of all the weapons, it was either going to be that or Lorians.

is the Greatsword of Judgement comparable to MLGS? I noticed they both have inherent INT scaling, but Judgement has noticeably lower base damage.

You mean Sirri? Same shit happened to me.

Souls games sidequest are the worst.

What's a good weapon to pick up as a pyromancer? Been using a broadsword for a while now. Should I keep using it and infuse it with fire or something?

Any SL passed 30 is a Ganksquad in my experience. I tried to do it for a while at 100 and it was constantly 4 man gank squads. It's always 2v4, and the moment you get down one of theirs, it turns into 3v3 because someone else ends up invading until it ends up like 4v1 on the host. It's pretty fun if you can hold your own 1v4 because often times the other guy is shit and dies immediately.

The faith dump is worth it if you use sunlight blade

I finally got arsed to buy the tower key and as I got back down the lift some smug asshole had closed the door behind me.
Of course he was gone when I came back up.

Who was that?

He's still in firelink, explore better.

Goddamn it feels good to be an INTfag.

It was your old pal from the past games. He's up on the second floor of Firelink at the end of one of the hallways. Go say hello.

>not recognizing patches

come on, you've already met him and he already tricked you too, or did you actually believe his excuse?

That's Solaire. He got exposed to the Deep and went insane, so now he wanders around trying to trick travelers and murder them so he can take their shit.

An old trustworthy friend of course.

Correct, I didn't use them. If my PS3 still worked, I'd go check them out

>She tells you that rosaria's fingers are her sworn enemies
>Join rosaria's fingers covenant and offer pale tongue
>Wonder why she becomes hostile
Your idiocy knows no boundaries.

I'm currently on my first playthrough, just got to Archives, SL 75. I think I have been emebered for 90% of the game, but only invaded maybe three times. On Xbox One.

Is online just dead, am I unlucky, or all of the above?

Almost all boss weapons are mid to top tier.
Twin prince sword is the best greatsword in the game even with shit scaling for example because of his godly WAs.
The only notable outsider is fucking MLGS, like how the fuck they managed to screw it so hard.

Your covenant might also play a part in it. What Cov are you part of?

Ah shit yeah, I probably got the names wrong.

The lady who sold miracles also mysteriously just died mid game, I got like 2 tomes of spells I never got to learn because of that...Same happened with the guy that gives you free levels for hollowing

yhorms/dragonslayer greataxe

It's nearly impossible to play online for 90% of the Xbox One community. Personally I can only get into the server by downloading a game while attempting, and usually not on the first try.

I go Way of Blue, but never get invaded. When I need to do some grinding, I go Sunbro. tried out all the others variously, but never got good invasion/summon rates to be worth it.

What are the softlock numbers this time around? Got 25 in most stats about now.

Invasions take priority for coopers and not lone hosts. If you want endless action use dried finger. It's a dumb system and i hope they will change it but at least it's not as retarded as BB's bell maidens as you're still in constant danger of being randomly invaded just with lower chances.

>invade world
>get crushed in two hits by some ultra greatsword that does over 500 damage in a single hit
end my life

You don't necessarily meet patches in the cathedral

Fuckin fume ugs amirite ?

Did you buy deep miracles from her? Go back to the Iudex Gunder bonfire from Firelink Shrine.

Good.
If you get hit by an UGS you deserve it.

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Here you go, compadre. Check for yourself.

When did she say that?
This was the only thing she ever said to me:
"Mm, you're an Unkindled, aren't you.
I am Sirris, of the Sunless Realms, former servant of the Divinity.
Duties we each bear, but one's duty is a solitary affair.
I doubt we've much to gain from fraternisation.
Blessing of the moon upon your journey."

Astora Straight Sword is pretty good, make it raw because it has the highest AR of straight swords and then buff it with Carthus Flame Arc if you need to use your sword

netcode makes it a gamble if you want to make any hit on them whatsoever bruh

of course I did. I went back to the bonfire only to get attacked by the guy I met outside of her prison earlier. I didn't see anything else, were you supposed to be able to learn more miracles there? I thought I was fucked as I found her corpse later on

not the guy you quoted but with the ultra laggy pvp netcode you'd get hit by shit nowhere near your character.

Who /aesthetic/ here?

Cheers, user.

Heavy as fuck tho.

>91 luck gives you 2 ID and the 92 gives you nothing

nah if you fuck it up youll still get it automatically unless you didnt play dark souls 1

Hold on, were you also doing that in archdragon peak by any chance? I went there invading for a bit and fought at least 3 blues before finding the host hidden in a corner near where havel spawns.

is ds3 fun?. I have played all the previous souls games to death, but am a bit tight on money so I have to be a bit more picky about picking it up.

I equipped that to farm shit yesterday (for the item disc. boost) and even though I didn't meet the requirements to use it it still was strong as fuck. Jesus, rapiers are broken.

>mfw i accidently got the shitty spell instead

imo more fun than DS1, and absolutely way more fun than DS2

I somehow never picked this sword up. Alright I'll give it a go when I find it. Thanks.

When you find the ash in the farron wolf chamber and bring it to the handmaid she re-appears and offers you cooperation. She also tells you about rosaria's fingers then.

shes says it after you help her