Is Marmite the Dark Souls of bread spreads?

Also, what bread spread is your favourite game?

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Uncharted = Nutella
You know it's bad for you but you keep eating it anyways because it's so damn fun

that doesn't look like any marmite I've ever had.

where the fuck are you from, user?

uncharted=nutella because uncharted is fucking shit

STAYA CUNT

you people ruined borderlands pre-sequel with your ear rape accents

stay the fuck on your snake infested island

this is a man's marmite

Step aside plebs

>peanut butter anything
low-tier as fuck dude

A food product made by a sanitarium? Doesn't sound appetizing, pham

GET FUCKED CUNT

It's not a bad comparison.
It's that spread that the masses seems to be able to eat by the spoonful but it makes my digestive organs flip their shit if I even consider eating it.

Marmite is puke, though not as puke as Bovril.

Vegemite is the only spread that matters.

This is the Lords of the Fallen equivalent of the franchise.

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not gonna make it

Don't bother. Americans can't handle the pure flavour of something so good as Vegemite.

>Not choosing the patrician spread

>yeast extract
jesus christ is this the new tumblr fad

Literally the sanitarium of foods

>Every single reaction vid that has vegemite
>Is always a straight spoonful or thick layer on a cracker
fucking stop, thats not how you use it.
>Saw one chick say Milo tasted like dogfood

>not "end of abogellion"
One job

is he shinda shinderu?

>there are people who don't prefer jam or jelly

Any flavor works, though, it doesn't have to be grape. I also like strawberry, and peach's pretty good.

You're on a whole new level of autism if you instantly associate yeast extract with Tumblr

I'm not the one who eats sick vagina juice

Probably not.
It's nearly impossible to die from cold in australia unless you live on a mountain and aboriginals sleep on the ground more than beds.
He's probably comfortable.

No, just sleeping.
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Im curious now, how does one eat it? I never have myself I just want to know.

The least I would worry about is getting hit by a car though. Would be more worried about some godzilla insect showing up

>On toast
spread margarine or butter and then a thing layer of Marmite/Vegemite. You should be able to see the butter/margarine you used through the Marmite/Vegemite.

On toast or bread.
Just a thin layer, preferably with butter, but doesn't have to be if you don't eat butter.

You spread a small amount of it on buttered bread/toast.
When i was a child i liked about 1/8 of a teaspoon of just the tip of a knife's worth but now i use about 1/2 a teaspoon because you acquire a taste/resistance to it like toothpaste or coffee.

What does it taste like though?

Freshly toasted toast, or a slice of good country loaf.
Your usual amount of butter.
Super thin layer of Vegemite on top of butter, i'm talking like 0.25 mm or even less for starters.
Optionally slice of yellow cheese (milder one so it doesn't clash, so no long aged cheddar or anything, rather gouda or edam) and/or ham on top.

It's a fucking condiment to enhance the flavour and not to eat by spoonfuls like Nutella retards think.

Animal wise australia is actually pretty safe.
less people are killed by all native species in australia than just deers and moose in the americas.
We only get maybe 2 deaths a year from snakes.

Very savoury, salty and with a hoppy beerlike tinge to it.

Salty milk.

Hmmm, it doesn't really compare to anything else, its just salty bitterness which is why you don't want loads, and also why its good with butter.

Also goes good with cheese.

Salt mostly.
It's just overpoweringly salty

Why because it tastes like shit and only cucks like it?

Eating bread spreads at all is fucking casual. Rye bread without toppings is the manly way to eat bread.

But thats just cause we aren't stupid and know to watch out for snakes and shit because they are all over.
Don't he have like 9 outta the 10 most poisonous snakes or something?

Yeah, but in the suburbs and city it's hardly a concern. And it just so happens that 90% of the population lives on the coast.

Do you drink alcohol?

>toppings
what a faggy word you English people use

You have to understand that as a burger, Ive never heard of this stuff untill I seen it on some food show. Same with my friends.
Kinda off topic but does anyone else here hunt for morel mushrooms? Its in season now and kind of a big deal where I'm from. Wondering if other anons do it.

>suburbs and city
City sure, but they are still in suburbs.

Thats fine, I can understand that, never heard or your mushrooms, would never be game enough to just eat mushrooms I found.

Most of the population also lives nowhere near most of the deadly snakes.
"We're not stupid" is not a reason australia is actually dangerous. the fact is the things that cause the most deaths in developed countries like ours is never the fault of typically dangerous animals.
The animal with the highest kill count in australia by a huge margin is the cow because people crash into them.
Not very smart, but that's humans.
The reason australia is safe by comparison is we don't have much common large animals to crash into in our metal death traps.

salty

putting a thin spread on toast with butter on it is like eating toast with extra salty butter. also its a little bitter

good breakfast food. doesn't go well with cereal, more the sausage and beans kind of thing

You calling me a chav cunt mate ? I'm Finnish.

never use the word toppings again