Hey user, remember my E3 presentation?

Hey user, remember my E3 presentation?

Yes I do!

When does the game come out?

>When does the game come out?

Unravel vs Ori

Catergory "Feel", who wins?

It came out months ago. I'm not surprised that you didn't know that - the game is boring and easy as shit. Sure it looks nice, fluid and "atmospheric," but those things aren't enough to sacrifice solid gameplay for.
Yet another case where ">muh feels" won over gameplay and resulted in a sub-mediocre game.

Sure thing autismo!

It's been out for ages.

Ori, Ori was just better overall.

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The cringe. I've felt more comfortable watching people get decapitated with chainsaws than that reveal.

it wasn't cringe i just felt bad, the guy obviously wasn't prepared to talk in front of a billion people. stage fright is a terrible thing, at least he went out there and did it.

dude's stronger than i would be in that situation

>Th-thank you all f-for listening to my h-humble presentation.
>Awkwardly walks backstage, scratching the back of his neck
>As he passes the curtain his posture immediately improves and he breaks into a walk, glaring at all the stage hands giving him looks
>He rips off all of his clothes to reveal a suit underneath
>Pulls a book out of a bookcase which reads "how to scam gullible fucks. For Dummies"
>This opens a secret passage which descends deep into the earth
>The lighting gradually turns red as he struts down
>He opens the door
>It's EA's underground headquarters
>"WERE YOU WATCHING? THEY ACTUALLY FELL FOR THAT SCHTICK"
>the entirety of the long table full of shareholders bursts into an uproarious round of laughter
>"A FUCKIN', LIKE A FUCKIN' STUPID DOLL. A STUPID DOLL DUDE, AND THEY ATE IT UP BECAUSE I ACTED LIKE A BIG BANG THEORY CAST MEMBER HAHAHAHA"
>One man is seen holding his wrist to his chest like that of a mentally handicapped gentleman, going "DEEEUGH, HE JUST AN EVEWYMAN LIKE ME'S. I BUY HIS GAME BECAUSE HE PROBABLY CAN NO TALK TK GIRL. LIKE ME'S."
>Several people are clutching at their stomachs, unable to breathe.
>They all start high fiving and doing lines of blow off of the bodies of CEOs from other companies they've bought out and destroyed
>Finish up their celebration by flaying and gutting the hooker they bought, prior to stuffing her open ripcage full of cash and taking turns fucking her eye sockets while screaming ITSS IN THE GAAAAAAAAAME

I played the demo and it was a fun little plataformer, is the game more of the same or does it get better/worse?

Game is really fun and the visuals are about 10x better than littlebigplanet

ebin

Game is completely unremarkable in every aspect.
That's not necessarily a bad thing though.
Sometimes, you just want to play a 6/10 game.

Here's your reply

Ori because she's a cute.

dude

nice

>no one speaks about it or plays it thanks to Denuvo

Yes he is

EA did fuckall marketing for it
It got quietly released onto Origin where nobody could see it

I actually really enjoyed it though

kek

>i suck sony's cock for a living
this shit doesnt even have denuvo

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Awww, cute marshmallow is asleep.

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this plus Denuvo
It could have easily sold 10 times as much on Steam, but then EA would have to give 30% to Valve. They rather make losses than giving away any control over the market platform and I believe EA could make some special deals with Valve where they have to pay less.

Hey user, remember my E3 presentation?

i hear he still gets mad if you mention this

THANK YOU TREMBLING MAN

They already do that user, any big publishers get special deals.

Yes it does and with my post I blamed Denuvo for the underwhelming success of Unravel you imbecile retard.

I just want to give him a hug and reassure him it will be ok

Wrong
This leaf is deceased

He's clearly a monkey and just having a nap, don't you dare refute me

dude is pro-semi open relationships.
You wouldnt hug Anthony Burch. right?

where can I subscribe to your posts?

He does; there's screencaps of him about a year or two ago mouthing off at people on Twitter who were giving him shit over it.

Don't you lie to me.

true but I do not feel like paying $15 for a 6/10

it's $20
i just noped even harder

Wow, nobody remembers a game two months after it came out thanks to Denuvo, color mesurprised