If Rare was gonna ditch Tootie completely, why didn't they just keep Gruntilda hot?

If Rare was gonna ditch Tootie completely, why didn't they just keep Gruntilda hot?
The First Banjo-Kazooie is essentially a waste of time.

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who even gives a shit about the bear?

also, if grunty takes so much pride in being a disgusting witch why does she use Tootie's beauty?

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I'd always felt that if they were to do a banjo 3 they should base it off banjo 1's bad end. It could involve time travel or just be some parallel dimension.

Either way it'd be cool as we've had base grunty, undead grunty and robo grunty, why not give hot grunty a try?

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>tfw never get a banjo game where you fight against sexy grunty

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you could probably go the route of that since Grunty is now hot as fuck, everyone would rather side with her than Banjo and Kazooie.

Even Mumbo was trying to fuck her in the game over sequence. And she's the one who locked his head in the skull mask.

Because Excuse Plot.

Although one wonders if anything would have changed if had kept the earlier concept of her being Banjos girlfriend 'Piccolo'...

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10/10

am going to china with green bodypaint in excess

probably not.
She would have just been closer to Princess Peach then.

Maybe if they fleshed her out from the start

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>that cauldron

Dingpot

>people actually like "sexy" Grunty

Did y'all not listen to Brentilda's dialogue, where she talks about all of Grunty's gross habits?

"Sexy" Grunty would still do all that gross shit. Her body would be hot yeah but she'd probably smell like ass. Plus, she'd just get fat again after a while. She even has a line something like "Once I'm hot, I can keep eating all kind of junk food ahaha" like a fucking idiot. She's just gonna squander Tootie's beauty and become a fat fuck in like 6 months.

>tfw no qt 3.14 azn witch next door to ride your broomstick

see

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>Once I'm hot, I can keep eating all kind of junk food ahaha
What a shitty rhyme!

nigga I don't remember it word for word

anons forget best girl, humba wumba.

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man why is grunty so obsessed with being pretty

it's like an asian stereotype or something

It's magic they don't gotta explain shit. She'd probably stay hot forever

ava devine+banjo kazooie adaptation when

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Oh lordy
I am remembering that one fanfic were grunty had a dick
oh no

>remembering anything
>ever

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Isn't there a picture of her and Mumbo getting raunchy

>There will never
>ever
Be a Banjo Threeie.

It hurts.

probably.
the internet is a big place.

>10 years
>the pain is still real

Posting best B-K girl.

guntilda

super informative dump poster

GRUNTY'S BODACIOUS BUM

A-at least we have Yooka-Laylee. R-right?

but it's fatter when she ugly

decisions decisions

what do you think I am, google?

yahooooooo

narrowing down the search

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The ending of nuts and bolts had grunty working in a video game factory talking about how she was planning her revenge on banjo, so it could work.

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>Humanized kazzoie

>Sexy Grunty with Ugly Grunty Stand

Do it, drawfriends.

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NOOOO
I DON'T WANNA GET INTO HER AGAIN.

>Humanized kazooie

Disgusting.

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Grunty is for pumping and dumping, not tender loving

Do they fuck?

There's more safe comedic material from a fat ugly person than a hot person.

If Ding pot found a Bear cub as the most attractive thing in the land does that make him a furry, or is Grunty just fucking ugly?

Her boobs were animated, weren't they?

It's Rare, what do you think?

You must not remember Mrs. Boggy then.

We need much more art of cute Kazooie

>Google Mrs Boggy.
>She's a whale.
No surprise I don't remember her.

But user,
Wa-hey!

>this entire thread

Thanks Doc

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>no one posted best grunty yet.

Cause you're supposed to dislike her.

Its much easier to dislike ugly people.

finally some art of gameover Tootie

Someone post the book.

You all know the one

>no Cheato

Oh come on, he shows up in Tooie.

Oh I know what you mean user

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GUH-HUAARRRRGGGH

ON IT BOSS

Green skinned girls!

I'm not proud of how my penis reacted.

No one mourns the wicked.

Didn't the GBA game have time travel?

Gonna need a little link there fampai. Providing its game over grunty.

I sort of tried

>"Look at me I'm quite the beauty. I'm much prettier than Tooty!"

Fuck it's so close, why couldn't they have used hot Grunty's face

>plot
>in a platformer
>by rareware

The only one who cares is you OP. Not even Rarware will tolerate your autism

Just a reminder that this exists.

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Woah
turned out pretty nice

That's a part of what makes Grunty evil, she'll undoutedly waste her second chance at beauty and need to kidnap another cutiepie, making Tootie's loss all for naught.

where'd she go

I'm holding out hope until I see that the game has hubs like BK and BT and not open worlds like Nuts and Bolts

and the worlds shown so far have a completely different atmosphere from Banjo.

Sauce

Nice. Where can i follow your art?

She's in school. She's a little girl. She can't be at home all day, hanging out with her pothead brother, and his coked out fuck buddy.

I may be into fat fucks, but that still didnt even get a twitch outta me
Butt warts are fucking disgusting

Do they have intense drug fueled sex?

i find ugly tootie hotter than regular tootie

Noooo. They sober up first, then they have sex in the missionary position with a condom.

God I miss Rare. They were godlike devs in the 90's.