Secondary weapon/alt fire when...

Secondary weapon/alt fire when? I'm in a fucking mecha designed to fight robot kaiju and all I have is styrofoam bullet miniguns in the name of offense.

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>western developers

*shrugs* whadya expect?

Get in close

>tank
>offensive

:^)

>Tanks one shotting people is okay when it's Roadhog
:^)

>Roadhog
>"""""tank"""""
:^)

Who mentioned Roadhog?
Not me

>Say Tank and damage are mutually exclusive
>Have it pointed out that there's a character in the tank listing that literally one shots people
>H-he doesn't c-c-count!

D.va isn't a tank however
>b-but she is listed as a tank!
Junkrat is also listed as defense when he is infinitely more offensive than defensive.

D.Va is shit but I like playing her. Unless I get carried hard, my team is losing, but it's fun.

Play her better. She's a pretty boss defender. Pick the right heroes for the right matches/maps. D.Va has her place.

HEROES IN THE WRONG CATEGORY

>D.VA
>Roadhog
>Symettra
>Junkrat

Nope, every single D.Va I'm against is also harmless. Her ult is also too easy to dodge.

Her ult is intended to force enemies off the point and for when your team is distracting them.

You can run behind a pole and avoid it. You would have to be retarded. Junkrat's is much better in that you can detonate it on command.

>can die and escape at the last minute killing everyone else instead
>wants MORE weapons

stop stop stop stop

Bastion. Instead of the "Defense" category he should be in the "wins games by himself" category

>Road"2shotdropem"Hog
>a tank

>see junkrat wheel coming
>shoot it with my gun
>it falls apart

worst q in the gam

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Dva only good for one thing

>insanely high HP
>can prevent damage to his team proactively by hooking ults or high damage enemies about to kill his allies
>can heal himself to full health every few seconds
>massive hitbox to block hits

definitely a tank

I've never wanted to fuck a fictional character this hard before

All the heroes are in the "wrong" category.

What they're listed as is what they are if you stick strictly to their kit descriptions.

Once you realize the emergent gameplay each hero has they tend to jump category

>Tank
>Headshot area is huge and dead center in the model

It can jump walls and works when you hit someone. At least it doesn't warn everyone with a big visual effect.

Anyone who bitches about D.va just doesn't know how to player her properly.

>Playing Roadhog.
>Tracer sticks me with her bomb.
>Pull her in and take her with me.

>dying to a bomb as roadhog

what

>no shields or way to mitigate damage
>hook is short range and equally exposes himself
>has to stop moving for like 3/4 seconds while you're free to shoot him and negate the entire effect
>gets shot more often
Definitely a bruiser with some very nice utility

Winston needs a fucking Alt Fire.

>hook is short range

You so funny, user.

>hook is short range
lol what

>hook range needs to be aether pudge range to be good.

You are actually shit at this game.

the hook mitigates damage. You can use it to stop Qs and to save your team mates from combos.

HaHaHaHaHaHa How The Fuck You Get Hooked By Roadhog HaHaHaHa Nigga Just Press S Nigga Just Walk Away Haha

Short range relative to everything else in this game.

He has to really get the drop on you to get a clean hook. Either that or you exposed yourself.

Next time you get hooked and dropped by him think "How did he get me?" instead of "oh that's cheap", shit stop mashing buttons and watch the killcam and you can even see it. He probably did something slick or you exposed yourself.

I never said that. He's a great character and the hook is great too. He's one of my mains actually. My only claim is that he isn't a tank.

Everything "mitigates damage" in that context. You hooking one guy doesn't stop the other 3 from shooting the shit out of you. You can't hook while you're eating either.

This

Is symmetra the worst hero in the game?

Not even remotely. Might not be the best Attacker, but she can lock down a point or a room by herself.

yes
also in the wrong category, 25 regenerative hp to the whole team is not a fucking healer, stick her in defense where she belongs
it's fucking Tassadar all over again

teleport is strong enough to make up for all her other failings.

Hell, I would be very willing to give up a team slot entirely just to have a permanent teleporter to the front lines.

Sure, anyone can be the worst hero when you're bad at playing them.

>tfw no spy hero
>tfw no cuteboy hero

Widowmaker's ass is the reason I've started playing, but I suck at her.

D.Va exists solely to make your dick hard.

Your HP can go below 600.

>when you have to use Chrome just to see a webm and it turns out to be shit

>mech pilot
>korean

wtf

>Waaah the characters are a rip off of tf2

>Waaaaaaah we have no spy hero

fuck off.

It's the future. Korea just got gud.

It's the future. The Japanese have stopped breeding entirely, and the Koreans have taken over.

>One ability literally makes her invincible from all damage including one hit kill ultimate's
>Her own ultimate is suicide bomb that anally destroys Bastions and Torj as well as separate's the enemy team
She's good as is to be honest.

Missile spam RMC ability please

Who's the best partner for mercy if playing with a friend?

My dick

>Hold down autofire, before death ult, it explodes, instantly call down mech.
Rinse le repeat.

pharah

become the hovering homos

Only if you're good
Thanks user, what about roadhog

You're a shit D.va. Please git gud.

I feel like giving her a single long range attack on like a 20 second cool down or something that damages her at close range and was slow enough to dodge or shoot down just to give her much another option besides left click spam.

Really anyone is good. On defense I see people requesting Bastion with Rein shielding both.

>gook birth rate
Oh the irony, gook birth rate is even worse than the Jap

Nah. What this guy said:
This game is centered around team flexibility. Stop "maining" characters. She shines in defense. When you're on defense, get to your node and plant those fucking laser turrets.

Oh shit, she's in the 'Healer' category?
And all this time I thought she was in 'Support'.

Mei too, but it's more that she need her own "balanced" category, she's as good, if not better, on attack than defense.
The Ice Wall alone allows her to cut off the LoS of a defending team to make her team go forward, she's a frightening 1v1 enemy for a lot of other heroes and is resilient as fuck, making her an extremely good lone flanking hero.

D.Va is good, I made a 23 killstreak with her

I'd say Zarya, but she beefy.

Well, if you clip someone with your shotgun blast and run away when your health dips below 200, it's still your kill.

>it's a literally cringe jap game character but suddenly become gook because lel multicultural and lel gamer
REMEMBER THE RAPE OF NANKING

She looks like a shitty cutesy asian girl character. That only makes socially awkward anime fags hard.

Pick Genji
Press E
Bastion is now dead.

These brothers hate each other pretty much at this point in the lore btw.

>Bastion has above 30 IQ and hears sound cue for deflect
>stops shooting.
>Genji deflects stops
>shoots Genji for .4 seconds
>dead Genji

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Genji's pretty cool with it.

Sorry for the shitty video but I don't know a place to find the audio clips freely.

Would you fuck Genji's cyborg boipussy?

This is what I don't get about people saying it counters him, or any counter for that matter, because most of the "Counters" is one skill that just needs to be avoided and you win.

>boipussy
>not just pussy
Someone post it

Dunno about a secondary weapon, but it'd be nice if D.Va could manually eject by holding right click for a couple seconds. Maybe she could keep ult% for Call Mech depending on how much health it has when she ejects? That way she could safely hop out and dps with a mech in her back pocket, but wouldn't get any advantage for ejecting if the mech was about to die anyway. I think it'd help to focus the character more on D.Va as a slippery mech pilot. Currently she just feels like a robot with a cracker jack prize inside.

Thoughts?

Doesn't he say ani-chan in Japanese?

Jesus christ are you retarded

no bastion players understand the concept of "stop shooting".

Same I've been drawing fetish art of her since I started playing please help

She's support but everyone else in that category can heal teammates except Symmetra. She belongs more appropriately in Defense

>Bastion players
>Above 30 IQ
Bastion pickers are the reason Genji's a hard counter. The hero's really good against retards.

>sound cue
Bastion tears heroes apart. By that point he's already dead, even more so if he's shooting from a distance. Can they even hear over the sound of their own bullets?

Zenyatta is too much of a glass cannon to be a support. He's a DPS with supportive touches and not a support with DPS touches.

You guys need to stop acting like Genji is this epin hard counter. One ability that lasts for two seconds with a long cooldown that can be easily avoided is NOT a hard counter.

So you ARE retarded

nice to know

Roadhog has nothing to do with the thread. Why did you bring him up? Are you that assblasted over your little mech chink sucking so bad and having everyone mock you because you're whining so much?

I AM A ROAD HOG GOD, THEY CALL ME ROAD GOD, HE IS A TANK BECAUSE HE SUCKS IF THERE TEAM HAS ANY SNIPERS OR OTHER TANKS. HES ONLY GOOD FOR PULLING PEOPLE WHO ARE ULTING HE IS EASY TO KILL IN A ONE V ONE JUST CIRCLE HIM AND IF HE HEALS JUST KEEP GOING ALL IN BUT IF YOU GET HOOKED YOURE FUCKING DEAD. FUCK YOU WIDFOWMAKER YOU GAY BITCH I WILL FUCKING HOOK YOU AND MOUNT YOU, i AM NOT A ROBOT

D.VA is the best Tank if you play it right

I can easily go 30-2 in a game, and stay in the mech suit for a majority of the time. How? By playing fucking defensively and rushing away from 1v1s. DVA is a not a killing character, the idea is to get lots of little hit on lots of people, getting them to run away. the ultimate is good cause it makes everyone run away.

just cause you cant play her like you play CoD doesnt mean it's shit

ok chad

>posting on Sup Forums
>while being a scummy piece of shit normalfag

Buttmad Bastion detected. Maybe you should go cry to some birds about how the bad man with the sword turned you into a lego kit lmao.

If she sucks, why do you still use her? You aren't forced to or anything.

she doesn't, he's just annoyed that she hard counters winston

The game makes enemy sounds louder than yours or your team's for a reason. it also helps to stop shooting when you SEE Genji's green arms go everywhere.

>Sup Forums is one person
t. you

Could be neat. Faggots would probably start playing zero suit D.Va and try to crush people with the mech though. I would be one of those faggots

any one else thing genji should 1 shot any sniper with deflect?

>Die to a genji TWICE like this in one match
>Wise up and shoot ONE BULLET at him from now on and wait for his reflect to come off
>He continues to die to me now over and over

They don't think it be like it is but it do

He does. It reflects the shot to the center of your crosshair, aim for the Widow's head and she'll kill herself if she shoots. Unless she's pelting you with uncharged shots, but those wouldn't kill you anyway.