Non-shitposting Stellaris thread

Non-shitposting Stellaris thread

is it gud?
post your space-shroom empires

>6/10

Music really reminds me of Bulletstorm.

>over 500 people instantly joined the swarm when the crack was released

>SIX
>POINT
>THREE

>2016.
>Paradox still can't make a game where you can change the settings without a restart.

>IGN

>letting someone who hates a company review their games

>love space
>I completely suck at 4X and they are 2deep4me
I have mixed feeling. I'll probably pull another CK2 at some point, I buy the game, try to learn it, give up and repeat in half a year.

Are there any other reviews that matter? Like Metacritic :^) or something?

>google "metacritic stellaris"
>get the results you wanted
wew

>4x
>too deep
>get frustrated by CK2 of all things
Come on now, Vicky 2 I could somewhat understand, but Crudader Kings?

To be fair, there is a lot of actual micromanaging (the characters and their relations) in CK2, which you might not expect from a game that is seemingly grand strategy.

Can't you do it for me, user? I'll suck your dick.

I would, but unfortunately my penis is very feminine, so you wouldn't probably like it.

>vicky 2
>deep
Why do I keep seeing people say this?

www.
metacritic.com/
game/pc/
steIIaris

It's okay, I'm straight so a feminine dick isn't gay.

You are in luck then because CK2 is not 4x. It's grand strategy.

It's the first time that I tried something from the genre. It seemed like I spent more time looking at portraits than doing anything at all, and I honestly didn't understand what the fuck was happening at any point. Searched for a manual on the internet since everyone said that the tutorials were useless and outdated, everythng that I could find were fucking textbooks. I couldn't be assed to read all that shit, so I saved it for another time and went on my merry game to read shitposting in Sup Forums. And here I am.

Where were you when the SJW's won!?

feels good man. whats up with all the underage trolls, is there no 25 overpriced threads where they can shitpost to greater effect?

WHO CONTROLS THE FEMINIST?
WHO CALL GAMERS TERRORIST?
WEEE DOOOOO...
WEEE DOOOOO...

>tfw

dl link?

>utorrent

wtf am I supposed to see here and why did you learn what I assume is made up pronounds by heart to get offended over it? You are literally tumblr and yet to pretend to hate them/it? top kek

If anything this tells us that sjw are retarded if their made up shit is used in fantasy settings.

skidrow games on google, jeez.

>Reptilians
>SJW
I knew that they were Xeno filth. It's now your duty to play as Humanity and wipe the Xeno scum from the universe

>Female

...

>no peaceful victory conditions
>no map modes
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>slaves can't rebel
>generic chase enemy combat
>no trade routes, embargoes, etc...

That's not what I said. It's just certainly harder to get into than CK2

That's stealing you fucking asshole.
Stop downloading right now.

what then

>seeding

>Microtorrent

Were you born in 2008 or something?

Settings are really lacking in different options.
5/10

How is it in comparison to Alpha Centauri and or Master of Orion?

Would you steel a purse???

>Actual names are the same as pronounces.

I identify as retard and my pronouns are OP, Faggot and homo

Are you implying that you wouldn't

old alpha centauri or the horrible new one?

twice if needed

You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet

Can anyone give a more substantive review than "hurr durr 5/10" that has put some hours into it? Bearing in mind that paradox games always take some time to evolve/shake out.

Genuinely curious about this game

No map modes? What the fuck, are you saying the only map they have is just a spiral galaxy?

I only download cars

I'd rather iron one.

>do you want free money
hmm tough question.

>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)

What the actual fuck

So basically I'm at the mercy of the computer in every conflict?

Excuse me for possibly having lived under a rock. But there is a new Alpha Centauri?
I only know of the good one.

>Bearing in mind that paradox games always take some time to evolve/shake out.

You could just wait fuggin hell

You think people aren't going to post their opinions in the upcoming weeks?

>Bearing in mind that paradox games always take some time to evolve/shake out.
You already know it.

>would you magically teleport an exact copy of a purse without the owner losing the original?
yeah

there is like 20 mainstream reviews out there and more smaller ones as well, have you heard of google?

It's like you expected something else from a Paradox game

Still the best Windows client.

sid meiers civilization with alpha centauri reskin. Its basically a really shitty civ game in alpha centauri setting. Carbon copy almost and its fucking terrible. If you enjoy civ you might like it, I hate the whole idea because it might as well be a mobile game. Nothing in common with "deep" 4X like the old alpha centauri or MOO.

like every paradox game

He means the Beyond Earth game. Its.. basically ane xpensive mod for civ 5

Same boat babe

>Already the thread is filled with shitposting

And you wonder why console fanboys are hated. You faggots can't help but shitpost about every exclusive or game that's not on your particular beloved system

>mfw he thinks every leader micromanages every skirmish
this is what commanders are for.

Which is why they suck at being "strategy" games. Literally no tactics.

How do i make my downloads faster i have 20mb internet.

urge to actually exchange money for goods and services rising

critic reviews are shit, i thought it came out today and the average Sup Forumsirgin tends to drop 12 hours into a game on day 1

all im doing is interacting with menus when does the action start? I want some fucking space battles

Any torrents up yet?

I downloaded a bears in the past so why not?

you'd have a point if strategy began and ended on the battlefield. alas there is more to strategy than that. in fact many battles are won before the soldiers even reach the battlefield

Strategy and Tactics are different things, they are not synonyms.

Nice bait m8

They're games focused on macro, not micro.

gas the xenos
space war now

It came out 75 mins ago smarty pants. Critics give it 9/10 and 4/5. There is youtuber reviews and so on. How do you want an informed opinion after 75mins? Why would anyone make a break after 75mins and inform you instead of keep playing it? Just DL it yourself and try it out, doing that myself right now.

you are at the mercy of the seeders

I understand that but not giving you control over conflicts just seems ludicrous, I shouldn't lose because the AI was incompetent

Yeah I know grand strategy shit is like this but people forget this is also 4X which by and large let you control your damn ships

I understand 'macro not micro' but this seems ludicrous to me

How long should I seed for.

Help I can't make decisions on my own.

take a look at StarDrive 2 if you haven't yet. You can also outfit your ships on a grid, very neat.

Tactics are a necessary part of strategy. They aren't synonyms, but one cannot exist without the other.

I never seed

hail satan

>Know about serious performance issues
>Release it anyway

Does Codex have everything included?

Seed for a day or two so i can download it too :^)

How does the multiplayer works for a game like this?

are not''matches'' supposed to last for dozen of hours?

Is there co op?

This is about the ability to control the soldiers on the battlefield user, not politics.

>4X which by and large let you control your damn ships

i'm at work and i have the patience of a 5 year old clearly

sucks to be you m8. My DL is done in 14mins. I just hope this isa good mix of Stardrive 2 and EU4. And that someone will add controlling your units but it worked fine in all other gsg games, just kinda weird in a 4X setting.

there are loads of space RTS games. go play homeworld remastered. as far as i know there have been many space 4X games but VERY few space grand strategy games. so tough fucking shit dude, get yourself a refund and buy homeworld.

are you confused about the gibberish or about the fact he stated?

user you should at least be able to have aggressive or defensive stance for fleet. Maybe i use missles and want them to try to stay at range

Holy shit

I will as soon as they fix missing Homeworld 1 mechanics...

I'm aware of the games lel. But it's not a "grand" strategy if you can't make any tactics.

>pirate CK2
>start a game
>all these numbers
>all these words
Ok im obviously gonna need a little time to learn these games, but how is stellaris looking complexity wise?

It sounds like you want Total War. Combat in paradox games usually boils down to having better units and bigger armies than the other guy

No no, i will buy the game when is released in a nice pack with all the DLC, so this is a pre-ordering, thats how it works right?

>more people playing stellaris than battleborn
LOL

What torrent client is that?
I use deluge and leave managed seeding on, so it only seeds what people download.