Literally the biggest disappointment in gaming all year

Literally the biggest disappointment in gaming all year

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You're exaggerating.

>No Youmu in ULiL
>They decide to add Reisen instead
Truly we live in the darkest time for the 2hu series

What would be her urban legend anyway?
But anyway, Youmu would be a better choice than Reisen.

Oh boy, I can't wait for another thread full of shitposting and only tangentially vidya related discussion.

>No Youmu in ULiL
Thank god.

>ZUN (really enjoyable things can't be found with Google)
What did he mean by this?

He's referring to the deep web.

Context and Source?

>What would be her urban legend anyway?
What is Reisen urban legend anyway? Something something rabbits on the moon?

How can a qt be disappointing?

IT'S
FUCKING
REISEN

youtube.com/watch?v=ffrMJ-SDctU

Is ZUN the Sakurai of doujin games?

why the hate on reisen? were people waiting for another character?

Rabbits in the moon is actually from many cultures, but not an urban legend
Because she stole the spot where another character who never was playable could be instead, slso, she already appeared in SWR and Soku.

That's one reason.

There's also the fact that she was already playable in a fighting game before. Like holy shit, ZUN, you have 100+ characters to use, what the fuck is this shit?

And lastly, Reisen is fucking boring. It should have been Seiran or Doremy.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dr._Latency's_Freak_Report/Story

It should have been Shinki. For Mother's Day.

There's talk around town that Youmu and Reisen are seeing one another. They say Sanae walking in on each other holding hands!

Yeah, it should have been Shinki, but not for those reasons.

>Makai stage
>MS being made canon
>remix of Infinite Being
It would have been perfect.

I'm just glad Doremyfag got shown up for now, was sick of his daily reminders.

>Mima has a microscopic chance at getting in with that teaser

I know I shouldn't get my hopes up at all but I really want it.

There are better characters to be in. Many of whom aren't even mothers.

>daily
They should have been daily. Doremy didn't happen because I was slacking off, FUCK.
>the teaser
Sorry, man. See

I don't know what this is about.
But that character looks cute so I don't care

Oh well, I guess it can't be helped. It'll always just be a pipe dream.

It's the biggest disappointment so far.

I'm still mad.

>artist remember that Yuugi's dress is semitransparent
>artist forgot to draw Yuugi's right leg
You win some, you lose some.

I fucking hate Doremy and even I think Doremy would have been better than Reisen.

Her right leg's there, it's just a little hard to see.

You mean the best thing to happen all year. Best girl.

Well i can see a tube in there i assume is her leg so it could just be bent as she's floating.

Doppelganger it works like her after image card

>>MS being made canon
Alice already does this

At least Reitaisai had good music and doujins... right?

Schrodinger bakeneko was pretty good

Reisen is boring. Much of the Touhou cast is in some way insane, but Reisen is the most mentally stable one, and regularly plays the straight man.
She's just not very fun.

Playable male 2hu when?

But Ichirin is already in ULiL.

Youmu has been playable plenty of times.

Why, she's a qt 2hu, I'm sure your 2hu will get in a game one day.

>youmu boy shit
Please no

There is a new entry in the japanese PSN shop, copyrighted by Shanghai Alice with a estimated price of 4999 yen.

I warned you, but you didn't listen.

>tfw zun will sell out now that he has a family and wants more dosh

I don't Reisen at all but here's a few off the top of my head that would have been cool.
Nue with the Jersey Devil
Raiko or Prismriver sisters with backmasked hidden messeges in music
Murasa and the Flying Dutchman
Can't think of anything for the Yama but I always wanted a playable Eiki in the fighters

Touhou is literally ruined forever now.

Reisen killed touhou

Why does she have ribbons coming out of her head?

ZUN killed touhou

What happened?
We already knew about this ps4 port a long time ago.

Reisen announced at reitaisai for ULiL and people shitposting

What happened to our resident Doremyfag?

Did he kill himself?

...

Nobody has ever loved Reisen.

He's 5 shitposts above yours

Nobody cares about the Touhou fighting games besides autists who are shit at the main games due to shmups actually requiring skill to play, unlike fighters.

Delete this

DELETE THIS

Yeah, nobody but autists would care about a game they can't even play

>memorization
>skill

Delete yourself, Cowpiss fag.

people who don't consume all official works like you are trash.

>Posting Reisen
Are you trying to summon the Fooker?

wow rude

ZUN should stop making games and only focus on music

Why is she so fucking shit?
She's like, the worst girl ever created

This
>speaking of music, the Dr Latency Freak Report playlist was deleted because copyright

I hate her with all my heart

Seija is best girl. Don't you ever let anyone tell you otherwise. She's literally the Hitler of Gensokyo, and much like the late-Fuhrer, she did nothing wrong. NOTHING.

IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?

Seija a fucking shit
She is a worse threat to private property than Marisa will ever be

...

Talking about Seija.
Will she come back? ISC was inconclusive as fuck and she said some weird stuff like
>Gah, is this because of that newspaper?
In that case, then I'll go to the other world!

I love reisen!

You seem a little frustrated. Wanna talk about it?

Why are so hostile?

Yukari exiled her to the other world, so she's "dead"

Except that never happened.

What's weird about talking about a newspaper?

Cowpiss fags need to be shot on sight.

It's what she said after that, the other world thingy.

But why are you so mad at them? What did they do to you that causes you to attack them so violently?

>haven't touched ULiL since last June before /soku/ died
>update it today to try out good ole Mamizou, Marisa and Byakuren
>Mamizou's 111 changed, you can now 2A and 8A earlier in the combo, and her stone is now only a counter
>Marisa got her amazing jumping A replaced with a jab

Oh wow.

You also can't do netplay in the latest update.

Cool, huh?

They are the next Post-ULiL Futofags.

But worse.

I bet the I-love-Reisen guy was pretty happy.

Its just a theory

Wait, what?

The only reason people are upset is because Youmu is the only boy 2hu and all of Sup Forums is homosexual

It apparently just crashes the game for both players if you're anything but Japanese.

>Seija gets sent to Hell
>fits in perfectly because everyone's a fucking asshole in Hell
How Hecatia can stand ruling over Hell, let alone three Hells, is beyond me.

Well I never English patched so I'm fine, not that this ever gets played.

>Marisa has no combos or damage anymore
RIP.

He would need to be trap or atleast enough girly enough to fight in danmaku duels

What if he's completely normal and played lots of arcade shumps back in the outside world?

There is one.

If you actually said that to her face she'd just blush. Opposites and all.

>still no male MC Touhou character

ZUN is delaying this shit too much. We need an omnipotent alpha god who wrecks Yukarin into oblivion.

Clouds are asexual, what are you seeing as an old man face is a phenoma called pareidolia

>wanting a 4th wall breaker

Might as well give Sakuya pads and make Youmu a boy xDDD also Cirno is da strongest

Maybe she's like Miko and just ignores everything in hell now, probably why she spends her time getting fashionable.