I never understood why she is heavyweight

I never understood why she is heavyweight....

cause she is Milf

Big tits are heavy

She's dense, like a star.

Probably because of her big ass and titties.

She's fuckhuge

She's got a huge feminine dick hiding under her dress.

Because in the first game it was Rosalina and Luma, Luma is a fat dense star. After that they removed Luma but kept her heavyweight because heavys are op and she was super popular.

Because she's sexy and someone at Nintendo has a thicc fetish. Also her fat girlcock and heavy, swollen balls.

more muscles means more POWER

So would impregnating Rosalina produce a Luma or a normal baby?

Do you think Rosalina would get embarrassed if I smelled her freshly born Luma haha

Because she's incredibly tall compared to most of the cast. Is she bigger than Waluigi?

Normal magical baby since the Luma are only her surrogate children.

Normal baby.

She doesn't actually give birth to Lumas, ya doof.

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Can we just dump the images already?

She's a fatty!

FATTY!

these posts gave me an erection

She has an entire universe under her skirt

Did someone say muscle?

She's a big guy
but not for you though

So your ideal woman is thicc, muscular, and has a large heavy cock?

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I know mine is all of that except muscular. My ideal women will sit on my face and make me smell her huge balls and sweaty asshole. She'll make me clean her backside with my tongue until she cums.

I would like to dump my semen, not images.

Stop.

This is pretty adorable in a non-sexual way

I wanna ejaculate inside Rosalina and have a family with her.

Giving Rosalina the limelight and shoehorning her into more games was a mistake.

Your birth was a mistake.

And I don't mean Wario.

She's pretty tall and she has the weight the cosmos under her dress.

Because she's got a fat ass

Because in Wii, they were sizes (small, medium, large) instead of weight classes (light, medium, heavy). This determined the karts and bikes they could use, since they were different sizes too, and each racer had their own individual stats.

In 7 and 8, sizes were further divided into weight classes, two each. Rosalina is among the lighter large sized racers with Waluigi.

tl;dr she's tall

Because she's got a fat cock

Awh, did I hurt the babby's feeling for insulting its fat, shitty waifu? Poor thing, I bet it plays on easy mode.

dump your images on /e/ you degenerate weeaboo faggot.

I want to fuck that

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She's also a Power character in ultra

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Rosalina is clearly a man, she was probably a little boy when she went off to live in space and the only clothes they could find were a dress and a pair of heels so they just went with it

This looks shounen as fuck.

wario avatarfaggot is back

Too thicc

I would slobber all over that veiny beast

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Shittiest Rosalina thread in years, congrats!

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>veiny
No user, it's cute and feminine

Don't kid yourself user, it's a monster. She has to hide it under her dress out of shame

I guess it's because she like 7 feet tall

I can't really tell the difference

there was an /aco/ thread that lasted 4 months

W E. D I D. I T. B. O Y Z

Thanks for reminding me that /aco/ exists you landmaster.

She probably gets embarrassed when people notice her bulge

Did you say, "Not nearly THICC enough, keep going well past the point of logic?"

come on now

that's more like it

Where's the thicc dicc

She probably gets teased about it a lot, people might pull her dress up just to see how gross she really is

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She's pretty light in Sm4sh.

Does she wear a thong with her junk hanging out from the side

This image is absolutely beautiful. She looks so soft and sexy. I want her to sit on me and bury my body in her jigging fat rolls.

Why are Daisyfags the ones ridiculed for supposedly liking fat chicks when it's clearly Rosieponies who are the real chubby chasers?

They're both big girls

i can say the same about this image

i just want to passion press fuck her

She tucks as best as she can to avoid embarrassment, but when she gets excited it doesn't work out so well

Stars are mad of gas, they are extremely light for their size. How do you think they stay up in the sky?

>feminine dick

More fat Rosie, please.

Fat Rosalina is a literal miracle of the universe

Yeah, it's a cute hairless dick that belongs to a girl.

Since when do dicks have hair?

>this guy's cock doesn't have 3 inches of shag
Can you call yourself a man

>His dick is hairless

I think you have a girlcock user

One could say he has a feminine penis

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She is.

Stop ruining Rosa. She is cute, pure and thin.

prove it

She's an ugly chubby slut

And she has a dick, that part's important

I'm going to guess this is a product of America's education system

MISS ROSALINA IS _________

not a suitable mate

A MAN

desperate for the d

A breeding bitch

Mario characters are flexible, they transform all the time. Just consider it a powerup.

>all this fat and gay shit

I guess tumblr really did invade.

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Peach and Luigi´s daughter .

Going to sit her sweaty, smelly, dirty ass on my face so I can clean her shithole.

Because she's thirty feet tall, nigger.

>Willingly eating poop

but why

It's what Rosalinafags have always done

Who has the biggest dick, Peach Daisy or Rosalina?