Long-haired swordsman boss

>long-haired swordsman boss
>tries to be "noble" and "philosophical"
>"The question is...who is the question?"

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A fesh pince thread.
I'LL STEAL IT
NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW

>Boss asked about Women

>final boss is on his knees
>opens mouth as he's bleeding out
>gimme a hug man

>No more hugs, Will.
Seriously, your Dante, Leon, Yuri, and whatever have NOTHING on Carlton. Easily the most badass vidya protagonist.

>boss is a teenager
>tries to talk about the something deep while wearing the most ridiculous outfit you've ever seen

this
He's so fucking good yet I can't describe him, I mean what can you say about Carlton?
He was Carlton.

>final boss is a cross between a DikeKike video and chicken n winnigish
>his weapons are a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other

>go to the forge for the first time
>dunno what I'm doing, just try some random assortment
>try forging a Dikekike video and some leftover chicken n' winnigish
>get a full heavenly armor set
>mfw

kek

>Final boss walks away

>boss donates one fucking dollar

What the heck is this?

>Not setting your minimum donation to ~3$

>Pacifist run
>Finally start telling the final boss about the bear
>"Oh shut up Carlton."

>final boss doesn't make you a sandwich

>the protagonist owes the final boss

>plot twist of the game is that the final boss isn't here for you
>he's here for Geoffrey

Big titties! Big titties! Big titties!

Who is this semen demon?
I want to make a deal with her

Big black very hard fucking cock.
(cjflo is underrated)

Are you out of your damn mind?!

I must be retarded or something. What am I missing here exactly?

>final boss asks you to sit down
>no dialogue option to defend wife

>being one of the fat boys
youtube.com/watch?v=eYOWnDx3cpo

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cjflo's Fresh Prince YTPs. There just as good as dikekike's, if not maybe a little better. (she's also a cute girl)

COME GIMME A HUG

>final boss gives his opening statement
>It's "statement"[/spoiler[

Only if you tell me how's the uh, soccer scene.

>(she's also a cute girl)
>you will never have a cute girlfriend who makes YouTube Poops

Why am I even alive

just to suffer

...

The Manivilization.

By shaking hands with President Johnson.

>final boss pounds and 9 o'clock
>second phase is jacking off at 10 o'clock

Favorite moments from Fesh Pince RPG?
>out on the date with the judge at the Gold Saucer
>she's going nuts over the view from the rail cart
>Philip is just sitting there
>the judge walks up and kisses Philip
>"I just felt like doing that"
>she keeps asking Philip to say something
>Philip is silent
>"PLEASE just SAY SOMETHING!"
>"...statement."

PLANE LEAVES IN AN HOUR CMON HURRY IT UP.

Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she's upstairs talking on the phone.
Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she's upstairs talking on the phone.
Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she's upstairs talking on the phone.
Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she's upstairs talking on the phone.
Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she's upstairs talking on the phone.

>final boss is human
>he gets killed by a sword for monsters

>Objective:
>Find Geoffrey
>Find Geoffrey
>Find Geoffrey
>Find Geoffrey
>Find Geoffrey

>putting on God mode before facing Robertson
I'm going to kick his BUTT!

>final boss doesn't have an argument