Ok Sup Forums time for ultimate battle. Who win in fight? Metroid Halo or Zelda?

Ok Sup Forums time for ultimate battle. Who win in fight? Metroid Halo or Zelda?

Why would these three guys fight?

chief has best weapons but shittiest stamina

Chief fag here, Samus would win.

the chief would just magdump 60 rounds of 7.62x51mm FMG-AP into both of them

*FMJ

Why is zelda in there?

Well, Star Fox would kick all their asses, so it's really not even worth asking.

If Samus gets a running start, she can just keep going and obliterate them.

Why are they fighting? They all have either an assistant or an ai that evaluate the situations and threat level. They would most likely avoid hostilities like most seasoned warriors.

And this is all assuming Shulk doesn't destroy them all using the Xenoblade.

Metroid.

Metroid is like Halo but from a much more advanced setting with black hole generating / space-time shattering guns. And don't get me started on the screw attack. And I say that as something of a Halofag.

I think halo is a pretty cool guy

can't tell who in this thread is a troll and who is an idiot child

They are fighting because for Vicecity says they must do.

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Zelda guy doesn't even have a gun, so he doesn't stand a chance.

Halo guy is respectable, but in the end Metroid guy wins for being more agile and having better equipment.

halo can destroy entire planets by detonating, so it wins

Shitposting aside, Link hands down.

Metroid is a girl, she can beat both of those silly boys no problem.

Isn't Samus and Chief super humans? Why the hell is Link even in this?

Nah. No matter how much magic and asspulls Link has, in the end his esential gear is a sword and a shield.

A plasma grenade could fuck him up, and Samus wouldn't even break a sweat.

Don't forget Chief is lucky Space Jesus and Samus is bird Space Jesus.

Eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

He will use the triforce and slay them?

Nigger, he doesn't even use the triforce to slay Ganon for good. What makes you think he'll use the strongest tool of his world to wish for the death of two random persons he probably met 5 minutes ago?

He'll defeat them with kindness then.