you may only pick one
You may only pick one
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literally who is the bitch on the left and the bitch on the bottom right
the donkey kong one
the wario one
In terms of what?
Date?
Fuck?
Marry?
Its hard to choose between peach, syrup, and pauline.
Gonna go with... fuck your rules all 5. But I guess syrup, I like redheads.
No Princess Shokora (pic related)
...you can't be serious...
One on left is Paulina. She's Mario's girlfriend. She first appeared in the original Donkey Kong games, and hasn't really shown up much outside of games that pit Mario against DK.
>no Goombella or Bow option
>all the males in the series are goofy and fat as shit
>girls are pretty barbie dolls with zero personality
Nintendo is the sexistest of them all.
>bitch on the left
Pauline, the woman Mario rescued in Donkey Kong.
>bitch on the bottom right
Captain Syrup, the main villain of the first two Wario Land games.
>Shokora
But that's Chocolat
>...you can't be serious...
Not everyone bothers to keep up with the Disneyntendo Princesses.
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The bitch on the top left is that heal slut from Zelda 2, right?
She always was a nice and sexy NPC.
Bowser
Bottom right is Captain Syrup from Wario games.
I'd pick Daisy. She's a tomboy. I could imagine her pushing me, bullying me, laughing at me. I try to be a man and fight her, she slaps me, throws me to the ground, force me to kiss her and apologize.
But that will never happen.
I know right? The fact that the men are all fat and always go after the pretty and perfect princesses like mindless drones is so sexist from them.
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The one who isn't in the main picture.
Pashmina is cute, cute, CUTE!
who is the bottom right and upper left?
Neo Sup Forums.
Just to spoonfeed;
>Top left: Pauline from the first Donkey Kong game and following Mario & DK games
>Low right: Captain Syrup from the Wario Land series
Google is your friend.
Peach
Pauline (From DK Arcade) and Captain Syrup (Wario Land).
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God I love Rosalina.
I just want her cosmic booty on my face
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Is she related to Pauline?