The new Pokemon starters are cute

The new Pokemon starters are cute

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The new Pokemon starters are hideous

Potato with a bow tie > Everything else

I want to fuck the new Pokemon Starters.

kill them with fire

3rth evolutions please

>appealing to the GIRL audience

I hate women so much.
They all deserve to be locked in cages and be fucked when I demand it.
So they can give birth to strong men.

What are their types? Grass/Flying, Fire/Dark and Water/Psychic?

Please God, no.

The cat thing is passable but the others are shit

but fire is non effective against two of them

>Grass / Flying
>Fire
>Water

Fuck you too.

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That seal is going to be the bayleaf of this generation

THE OWL

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BRA?

>Bowtato

Who else /OWL/ here?
Cute as fuark

Women ruin everything

Oh, shut up.

>picking grass starters unironically

They look shit but the fire cat looks like it's going to end up fire/dark typing which I can work with. The water looks pure trash it's a shame.

That little owl is miles above the other 2.

the owl is shit but its better than that cat, worst starters hands down tho

somehow it manages to get worse every year

what do the trainers look like?
for research purposes

Swag-ass fire kitten with a mustache is great.

Other two are pretty terrible.

Probably the first time I'll ever pick the grass type.

These look really bad. Legit thought fakedmon "leaks"

>Grass / Flying
>Fire / Cut
>Water / Surf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING NOOB

I love owls. Is this pokeymans go? Fire cat is fine too. Clown seal is terrible.

>Owl

I might actually use a grass starter for once.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kn25hijDL7c

Starters generally don't start with second typings. Rowlet is an exception.

now i finally grasp what's been wrong with the new pokemon

>can now make black trainers

WE

the sea dog would have been good if it weren't for the testicle on it's face

that water type

what the fuc--

that water type, what am I looking at

is this what a pokemon is nowadays?

I'm glad they moved away from Anime France, but Alola seems a bit limited.

Rowlet > Litten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Popplio

Also despite the fact that I'm going to get Moon, Solgaleo > Lunaala.

the starters are bad but you know damn well the trainers will be hot as fuck

No it would still be bad.

Just imagine for a second

Grass/Flying
Fire/Dark
Water/Fairy

They look pretty meh. Hope their final forms are worthwhile or I'll be setting up a team of Pokemon I find in my journey.

Rowlet > Litten > trash > Popplio

WUZ

Come to think of it if everything post gen 2 were drawn in the gen 1 and 2 art style they'd all look 200x less shit

THESE LOOK FUCKING AWFUL WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL

Where's that "little girl -> black little girl" slider picture

>Oshawott 2.0

>appealing to the GIRL audience
how?

Quite pretty. I wonder what the male model is going to look like.

Yes I'm joking, I saw the trailer.

WUZ

FUUUUCCCCKKKING WHHYYYYYYYYY

NO, GOD NO.

Trainer customization confirmed, gen 7 is based on Hawaii
Also box legends and release date

KANGZ

Ok the water and fire one literally look like Digimon

Grass owl with bow tie is GOAT tho

>owlfags were fucking right

just end me senpai

GYM LEADERS

>incoming delicious brown art
My body is ready.

>Bulbasaur

I was thinking the exact same thing. "Oh boy, another Samurott."

>flying
>implying owls are birds

Litten's third MIGHT be Fire/Poison since litter

...is that fucking seal wearing a latex bondage suit?

> this comment
> remember brock actually was a gym leader

>Pokemon: Cybeast Falzar and Cybeast Gregar versions

hes not black

I know people have been saying it since Gen 3 and 4 but I think they really are running out of creativity and Ideas for pokemon designs this time

that feel when no pokemon FAG and GOT version with starters

grass / rock: Dildo pokemon
Fire / steel: condom pokemon (friction)
Water / Ice: Douche pokemon (Gary Oak)

Rowlet boys going in hard

WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS DESIGN??? LOOKS CHILDISH AF.

But these ones have gen 1 tier coloring.
Except they dont have the semi-realistic flair of gen 1.

Looks like another gen where I box the starters

Grass always have the coolest final evolutions

>not picking your pokémon by their looks

yeah he is but?

First Pokemon game I'm gonna buy in a long time. Whole design looks pretty good.

I seriously hope you're just pretending to be retarded you little shit. Bulbasaur wasn't a G/P starter, it was pure grass. That change was made much later.

xD

It's almost like Pokemon is aimed for children or something

God tier:
Owl

Good tier:
Seal

Edgy fedora:
Red cat

Man, that actually makes me want to play it more.

>Boxing starters based on their first forms

>water
>not the coolest
even the games tell you this, water starters are for the cool kids.

please never design anything ever

>ugly clown seal
>generic fire cat
>neat owl

Worst looking starters

They don't even fucking try anymore do they

The seal would be better if the ears were just a bit smaller.

I kind of fucking hate Litten's expression.

Rowlet is decent.

I might actually go grass for a change.

hes asian as fuck dude hes just tan
realistically hes like thai or funny enough hawaiian

drilld > Drilldo > DrilliDonT
Condo > Condor > Condoom
Dooh > Doodch > Douchei
?

brock was brown not full on blackie m8

>implying owls are real

>inb4 the trigger tweeters will STILL complain about this

The areas look nice for the first time since Black/White. And I'm in love with Rowlet. Grass starters are always the best.

>Tropical region
Okay expecting alot of Grass, Water, and Ground types.

>Trainer customization returns
Here's hoping they expanded on the options a bit.

>Legendary Lion and Bat
Not gonna lie, they look better than last gen's legends.

I've known this since Gen 4, which was originally the last Pokemon game I decided to buy because it was fucking bad and not fun any more (Gen 3 wasn't exactly the best either but it had some high points)

I got tricked by the upgrade to full 3D with Gen 6 and the game sucked dick

Honestly, despite all the flaws, Gen 1 really are the best games. Everything is better designed as a total experience. The most annoyance I remember with them was WRAP WRAP WRAP WRAP

Mega Charizard X kind of prices that image true

first forms are literally the best looking forms of every starter.

owl is cute. Imma ship it with hoothoot.
yeah true. he wasn't a steel type gym leader either.

>Ruffle collar
>Nose and muzzle look like a clown hat

It's going to evolve into a fucking fat sea lion clown, isn't it?

L I T E R A L L Y

THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE

The only one that looks remotably decent is the fire one. But I'll hold my breath until we see their evolutions.

Types, according to the official video:

>Grass/Flying
>Fire
>Water

That Fire one definitely looks like it'll evolve into Fire/Dark though.

>Bulbasaur wasn't a G/P starter, it was pure grass. That change was made much later.

nigga

> They could have made a game based on the orange islands.
> Instead they base it on Hawaii.

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