WHERE DOES IT HURT?

WHERE DOES IT HURT?

On a scale of one to ten, how big is your penis?

My heart

In my boypussy.

-2
H-help me...

my willy

my prostate pls use your girl cock to fix it

>Mercy will never be real

I'd play her if I could match these 2 things:

1. Her not being so boring to play, especially compared to the TF2 medic

2. Would require me to actually buy this piece of shit game lol

JDIMSA

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>Anonymous 05/10/16(Tue)08:26:48 No.337116087▶

I main mercy and god fuck is it boring.

Shift, m1, shift, m1, m2 m1, shift m1 m2 m1 m1, shift shift

>Tfw no qt blond german gf
why live bros

>Mercy players
>alright, let's get this payload moving.

>most other players
>LOL check out my K/D ratio. what the fuck is an objective?

Who submissive here?

>He doesn't switch to her pinpoint accurate pistol and snipe bitches with it.

I legitimately enjoy playing Mercy.

yes, me too.

>tfw get a 10 elimination streak on the same tracer who keeps trying to harass me after I hit her a couple times with my pistol and Reinhardt bashes her skull in

Do you like being carried by a strong man?

She's Swiss

THE DOKTORE IS IN

Well no shame in that, need some players to do the boring casul job

>infinite Tracer/Mei threads
>nothing new posted in the 1-2 Bestgirl threads a day
True suffering, I need to dig through Phael for more.

When you res a 3 man down and push the final objective, it's a great feeling.

>its another overshill thread
i sure hope you get paid for doing this

Doesn't matter, it has mass.

...

Playing Mercy is so much more boring for me than playing TF2 medic, but I have no idea why

God deity tier skin.

Can't wait for Overwatch to be a good deal into its patches, so we've even more skins to choose from.

Fucking love skins.

Skins.

help me

>want to play as her
>do pretty good job of healing and getting a couple of kills
>always have to switch characters cause no matter how much support you give it's useless when given to the retards that play this game

It hurts

>shitters will never defend you

fuck this

>He mains Urouge

bump

don't let this thread die

Have another

>tfw you've been a sucker for "alternate costumes" since forever
>they trend toward DLC/paid content more than unlockables nowadays

I HATE WHOEVER STARTED THIS

sigrud is better