Pickle pee! Pickle pee! Pump a rum! Pump a rum!
Pickle pee! Pickle pee! Pump a rum! Pump a rum!
Leo Campbell
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Chase Myers
Carson Hughes
what is this
Cooper Wood
Pickle pee! Pump a rum!
Charles Morgan
an NPC in dark souls III that is being sexualized by neckbeards despite being an underage crow (a bird, not a monster girl) that you never actually see.
Isaiah Thompson
Man I really want to fuck a bird.
Chase Moore
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Ethan Nelson
This is fucking cringey, why is it's voice so high and anime? Is this what you people like in your souls games?
Leo Wood
wow that sure is original and isn't posted every single time this thread is made
Landon Wilson
le cringe
Jace Green
>sexualized
And where did I mention sexualizing her?
The only autistic faggot here is you
Get your mind out of the gutter
Chase Jackson
is a girl crow
Easton Barnes
Do you have any proof of that claim
Ayden Richardson
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Andrew Davis
>why is it's voice so high
Because it's a young bird, that's why it also talks like a retard
Mason Jenkins
Oh, I'll rump her pump, all night.
Ayden Brooks
>I never played the other two games please rape my face
Hudson Morgan
Oh I'll pump her with my pickley pee full of rum if I find her, if you catch my drift
Kayden James
>posting fanfiction OC
wew lad
Samuel Sanchez
why is it speaking fucking english? i thought these games had a serious tone and were quite dark (non edgy) but then you get this "B-BAKA DESU P-....-PICKLE PEE XDDD"
Seriously?
Tyler Murphy
this bird looks depressed
Anthony Green
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Oh, I'll pump her rump, not light.
Henry Diaz
>someone posts two pictures of a game NPC
>its fan fiction
I bet you're going to say you're retarted next
Robert Richardson
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Jeremiah Sanders
Because it's a magical bird or some shit, who knows. This is hardly the most unbelievable thing in the game
Logan Bailey
Because it is imitating human speech in an attempt to communicate. Crows are extremely intelligent, so in a fantasy universe it is exaggerated. All it can do is ask for shiny things and express displeasure.
Carson Sanders
You're retarded
Cooper Sullivan
You're all a bunch of fucking retards if you can't appreciate the true genius behind this thread.
Tyler Ramirez
youtube.com
crows are stupid
Easton Bennett
...
Charles Morgan
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all night.
Isaiah Gutierrez
And whats the true genius behind this thread?
Colton Fisher
theres been a linguistically challenged bird npc in every recent From game. theres even Eileen the Crow in bloodborne which continues the trend minus the baby speech
Aaron Murphy
Goddamn i gave away my lorettas bone on my first blind playthrough and i knew it was stupid the moment i did it.
Thomas Turner
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Robert Ramirez
Shut up you stupid fucking pigeon.
Isaac Powell
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum
Juan Brooks
youtube.com
>0:20
MUH
Owen Stewart
so we all agree that dark souls 3 is not just a bad souls game but a bad game in general right
Ian Brooks
I'm gonna put my pickle pee in her pump a rum, if you catch my drift desu senpai ;)
Mason Lee
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum
Sebastian Bennett
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Blake Howard
Oh I'll pump pee in her pickle rum, all right
Matthew Johnson
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all day
Luis Carter
>lost redditer coming to the wrong website
Landon Diaz
So, is it two crows or one crow?
I always assumed it was two, one being named Pickle Pee and the other Pump a rum. But all the fan art just shows one crow.
Thomas Russell
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all weekend
Ryder Brooks
You, you. No, no.
Kayden Barnes
It's just one crow.
Eli Ross
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all week long
Samuel Wood
What is your favorite bird?
Mine is the Dodo. They are intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Brody Kelly
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Monday long
Thomas Torres
Oh, I'll pickle her pump a... plump pickle p-... pickle pumps. ALL DAY.
Dylan Gray
And how do you know that an extinct bird was nihilistic and had a wicked sense of humor?
You do know Disney cartoons are not documentaries, right?
Christopher Harris
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all month long
Luke Evans
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Tuesday long
Connor Bailey
>a bird
>that you never actually see
then how do you know?
Tyler Kelly
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Wednesday long
Nathan Hughes
Please don't turn the thread into a shitposting thread
This will only get the pickle pee thread deleted
Owen Murphy
i have one in my house right now
Brody Barnes
Something I masturbate to.
Nicholas Wood
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Thursday long
Blake Rogers
Post more.
If there's any.
Colton Jones
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Friday long
Elijah Reyes
all me
this thread is all me
Dominic Green
Probably thinking of ravens.
Luke Barnes
You realize there is no actual character you see in the game right???
Its just the voice, which is a reference to an old nursery rhyme ( ENGLISH OLDIE) like all the other birds you can give items to.
There is no anime/baka bullshit nigger so shut your stupid trolling fucking face faggot.
Ian Gray
...
Carter Flores
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Saturday long
Connor Evans
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all Sunday long
Evan Robinson
ames Reeves. In the poem, "pickle-pee" is the sound of a fife and "pump-a-rum" is the sound of a drum.
Literal dumbfucks not getting genius. I hate it dawg
Jacob Rodriguez
...
Parker White
check this motherfucking 7
Thomas Richardson
Oh, I'll pump her rump, it's tight.
Jordan Lewis
Are Dark Souls fans the cringiest fanbase of all time?
Ian Cox
So it is true that if you stay virgin for 40 years you'll get magical powers
William Reyes
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all January long
Isaac Walker
yea
Jason Robinson
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all February long
Jonathan Jackson
...
Jack Jones
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all March long
Luke Mitchell
Oh, I'll pump her rump, all right.
Elijah Anderson
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all April long
Zachary Roberts
kawaii desu neeeee
Anthony Howard
what kind of sound effect does "smug" make?
Justin Anderson
...
Jaxon Edwards
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all may long
Isaiah Martin
So, Pickle-Pee wants things that make sound right?
Easton Gray
That sparkly animu noise
Oliver Young
I'm still drawing a full page of pron of that girl.
Thanks for reminding me i need to work on it more often.
Jose Russell
"byaa" apparently
David Parker
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all June long
Ian Bailey
she squawks occasionally and her voice comes from a crow's nest
Thomas Brown
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all July long
Alexander Brooks
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all August long
Ian Gonzalez
The PC ones are.
Souls on PC was a huge mistake, and one that I think From is aware of. Souls 3 is awfully phoned in while Bloodborne (a Sony exclusive, never to be released on PC) is quality through and through. They know Souls 3 is mediocre, but they had contracts to honor and that's really the only reason it exists.
BB is From's way of apologizing to their real fans on console, and the fact its not on PC is part of that. They know PC is cancer race and dont want to repeat the mistake of tainting BB like they did Souls.
Kevin Adams
Oh I'll pickle pee her pump a rum, all September long
Justin Perez
Only 30.
Also, necromancer > wizard.
Jayden Foster
that meme was not from just 2 years ago