I AM YURI

I AM YURI

OBEY ME

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I HEAR AND OBAY

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Yuirko Omega better psychic.

Its almost like you dont want to to be apart of the psych legions

Why does he wear the antenna?

psychic amplifier

To mind control people

Sorry. I like your rule 63 better.

If I pull it off will they die?

To cool his hot head

MY LIFE FOR KANE!

Yuri is master!

It would be extremely painful

My command is your wish.

If you pull it off it will be extremely painful.

Red Alert 4 with Yuri when?

Never ever.

RA2 was the pinnacle of cheesy real-life cutscenes in video games and will never be topped

Hopefully never. EA killed C&C then tried to milk the corpse but failed. It needs to be dead, for our sake.

Do you honestly want an EA produced Red Alert? Are you high?

I obey

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>Yuri sent to past at end of RA2
>not eaten but mind controls Dinosaurs
>comes back to present with Dino army

>you will never get literal pornstars for your RTD cutscenes again

lets have thicc instead

My boypussy is ready, impregnate me senpai.

But why is your doomsday weapon so shit compared to the Allies and Soviets?

Sup

RA3 did it pretty well too honestly

Sounds gay

But I already do

Peace through power.

Is that...cheesecake?

Your command?

>EA will never get back on track and make good games again

EA never made good games, they just acquired good studios and wrung the last drops of hope, inspiration and creativity out of the devs before dumping them.

The only one I will obey.

Is there any dev that the IP would benefit from being handed over to? Petroglyph? Creative Assembly? Blizzard?

No. The series is dead, EA has stamped the last remnants from it's corpse, then set it on fire. The only way to save it would be a complete reboot and if your'e going to do that why not make your own franchise that isn't weighed down by all the baggage the franchise has.

JUST Kucan

>mind control animals on the map
>sacrifice them for easy money

>use his super-weapon to spawn zombie armies in the enemy base

>mobile slave camps to collect money


never was a faction in a RTS more based than Yuri

This thread now belongs to the Brotherhood of Nod.

One vision. One purpose.

>playing a 8 man free for all again Hard bots
>have a line of 30 Gatling guns and 15 psychic towers
>make money off of stealing enemy tanks as everything else melts to the Gatling guns
>capture con yards with Yuri and my cloning vats Yuri
>base takes up 1/4 of the map

I miss how broken he was

The only other RTS that I had as much fun playing after this would have been Warcraft3.

RA2 was so fucking good for its time.

PEACE THROUGH POWER

I want you guys to meet my friend Mammoth Mk. II.

>meat bags think their ripoff starwars walker is kool
Its almost like you don't missile launch detected

KANE LIVES IN DEATH
GDI GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off, GDI, you're shit and don't even die for a higher cause.

Also, get rekt.

I actually liked Generals

>AK-47s for everyone!

>There will never be a terrorist organization funded by green space cryatals that revolves around worshiping said crystals and the leader
Why live?

>Ion storm approaching

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Also, why is the N64 version of No mercy so much better than the original?

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You know, the fact that I kept aging and that this faggot kept staying the same through about a whole decade really freaked me out. It was as though Kane and the actor himself never aged.

That's because he's actually Kane and C&C is real

I like futanari better, sorry.

Futa Tanya where?

Tell me about Kane, why does he mask

He likes to be a Big Guy
for his enemies

Perhaps hes wondering why you would shoot a brother before throwing him out of a plane

this needs wojack Hassan getting his throat cut

I love lesbians

he's a big guy

Is it done, Yuri?

Tesla Trooper > Everything else

YOUR COMMAND IS MY WISH

best line

youtube.com/watch?v=EClQCOUXbl0

>yfw the superweapons
>yfw the second half of the vid

It amazes me at how much they've made.

No comrade Premier, It has only begun.

STATUS

INSTRUCTIONS?
WAITING NAVCOM
AS ORDERED
THREAT IS ARMED

Best girl right here, step aside Tanya fags.
>tfw I saw those cheesy softcore movies from the 90's
She aged like fine wine.

Wait who was the porn star?

in RA2 Tanya and the Soviet comms officer worked in porn I believe.

I know Kari Wuhrer and whoever played Lieutenant Sofia have both been in stuff with softcore sex. I haven't heard anything about porn, and believe me it's not for want of looking

>I'll build anywhere!
>Sorry, I can't build there.

That body is literally built for maximum ara ara

The leather is killer too

>tfw mind control is your fetish

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For Kane

what? why are you just pulling that shit out your ass?

they're both very well known actresses, who never did porn.