>Dark Souls 3 leans more heavily on allegories to do with the Vietnam War
>Demons don’t actually exist but World War One likely did
>Dark Souls 3 isn’t first-person
>Dice have had more goes at making Battlefield games
>Dark Souls 3 is actually too hard
Is he right Sup Forums?
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Why would you even make the comparison?
Well dark souls isn't fun so probably
not the right reasons though
How the fuck is this even an article.
Why are people comparing these two astronomically different games?
EA sure is desperate.
It's clearly a click bait article.
How are any of those valid reasons?
How many times was this person dropped on his head as a baby?
because clickbait
Why would you even make that connection? It's like comparing Mario to Street Fighter or Rachet and Clank to WWE 2k16.
5 reasons why Stellaris will be better than Witcher 3
Must be nice being a professional shitposter. John Walker has a pretty good job baiting retards and clicks.
>Battlefield 1
>Video game """"""""""JOURNALISM""""""""""
Read the first bit. It's not comparing games, it's admitting to using clickbait.
200 reasons BF 1 will be better than COD
#1 + #2
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>jokes on them i was only pretending
>clickbait
>just sage and move on
You're not giving him clicks when there is only a pastebin link buddy
Now THIS is some real fucking straw grasping.
You think a fantasy RPG has anything to do with a (nearly) realistic shooter? You should be comparing the latter game with Infinite Warfare rather than fucking Dark Souls.
This whole thread should just be deleted for being the unholy grail of bait.
Do I get anything for making the unholy grail of bait?
It's actually real.
how
Are you all so young as to never have seen shitty clickbait articles before?
He actually says it's clickbait.
yeah, we already know mericans are retarded and Swedes are cucks
*exhales breath*
So are jokes just not allowed anymore? this guy is just having a goof, why the seriousness?
>writing retarded clickbait articles is okay if we add in a sarcastic opening paragraph about how we know it's beneath us
John Walker is such a fucking faggot.
Because theyre sjw's and we're autists
He's merely pretending to be retarded exxs dee dee dee dee dee
>Walk in to Anal Rodeo
>It ain't me starts playing
umm
This is satire, right? R-right?
Dangerous combination.
Lol
>Battlefield 1
So they went full retard now? Why?
The article is not even funny
Its just a I'm being a retard on purpose so just click it haha
Man this might have been the stupidest fucking thing ive read all day
Anal rodeos are getting more popular, they are playing modern music now
>Journalism is so filth we can't recognize satyr any longer
Microsoft.
I don't know why I read that
I'm done
>Better controls
I don't even know what is real and what is not
ok but how many reasons are there for potatoes to be better than motorcycles?
These are the real questions here
This is like comparing screw drivers to hammers
>Dark Souls 3 leans more heavily on allegories to do with the Vietnam War
outside of the USA who goes to the Vietnam war over things like WW1/2 or modern conflicts? Especially Japanese?
Hey /v look at this disgusting clickbait site. Cant believe modern journalism is so bad clickhole.com
>mobile screenshot
REPORTED
EVERYONE ELSE, DO THE SAME
HE IS THE REASON Sup Forums IS SHIT AND HE PROBABLY POSTS SOCIAL MEDIA STUFF TOO
What was that website that generates a random IGN headline?
Announcing your reports is against the rules.
Oh wow, and the constant Dark Souls 3 threads on Sup Forums aren't? Back to /vg/ you scum, but you probably haven't got replies there, thats why you clicked on /b2.0/
Isn't this the cuck that put his dick in that venomous man eating plant?
Did the poison turn him retarded?
John Walker: the number one reason to not read RockPaperShotgun
I just read PCGamesN for PC news now, and PC Gamer for corporate shilling
This is vidya journalism. This guy gets paid to write "serious" articles like this.
I mean fuck, tabloid journalism is hated, why can't this be?
I can't tell if Sup Forums's retarded or if the lines between satire and reality have been blurred that hard.
probably both
>ywn be Ruggarell
Cry all you want about satire, but this is still proving that the writer isn't taking his job seriously.
I understand that "journalism" is hardly a serious job in the first place, but writers should still act professional and know what they're talking about.
His "job" is to review toys that you take way too seriously, the fuck are you on about
I call the article shitty clickbait, and somehow that's my endorsement of this kind of shit or a defense of how seriously the author takes his job?
Fuck off retard, go back to school and pay attention in english class.
>Demons don’t actually exist but World War One likely did
>World War One likely did
>likely did
>likely
kill me
Wow this fag that wrote the article is comparing these two games because you can swing melee weapons in them? What kind of wacky tobaccy is this fag smoking?
shitty websites who think they'll get free tickets to E3 gotta get their views from somewhere
