Why are these banned from AGDQ?

Why are these banned from AGDQ?

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To keep the weirdos out

Uyamas income isn't any place for fun.

To keep autism levels within tolerance.

To not promote pedophilia.

Because Mike has decided that only certain kinds of autism are permissible.

nofun for their "non-profit" masters

No bad taste allowed.

Some people were suing them as masturbatory aids, humping them.

How is Youmu bad taste?

Nobody likes dorks

Don't respond to memebots

Let me ask, what kind of an adult walks around with a plush toy?

The same kind that goes to a speedrunning event

what a dick

One who likes plush toys and isn't ashamed.

adults who frequent the /jp/ fumo thread

The bigger question is why are fursuits allowed?

this, speed running is fine but going to a public event is just cancer.

>dork
This meme needs to end.

I used to browse those threads. It's honestly pretty cute how they like to play with their fumos

they perpetuate a problematic narrative

to stop the autism levels from reaching critical mass

>meme
It's not a meme, it's canon

That is not a "thing", jerk.

I would get more of these if they weren't so expensive second-hand. I only have like six.

>To not promote pedophilia.
Then why are they letting Caveman play another loligame?

>second hand
Oh that's gross

How much is the cheapest you can find them?
I love those things.

Better used plushies than nudey figures.

More

Why would you, as an adult male, want a doll?

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You can find them cheapest on Amiami

Because you didn't develop mentally.

You'd be fine with a used-goods touhou?

still have no idea what actually happens in this

Why wouldn't you?

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Touhou faggots are banned everywhere.

I'm not a meme so I have no issue with it.

So anyone want to give an ACTUAL answer for people who are interested in knowing?

Why would you, as an adult male, play videogames?

He puts on a show about how speedrunners only care about world record and how terrible that is, then gets a world record and drops the facade entirely.

He's speedrunning, he gets stopped for some reason, then bitches about it. That's what it looks like to me.

If you're looking for an actual answer you're going to be looking for a long time because there isn't one.

Figures don't absorb the cum though

And people come on plushies way less than on figures.

A few of the runners had their plushies on screen at all times during one of the marathons, and this means that no one can ever bring their plushies to any future marathons.

The answer is SJWs, some SJW faggot told them they were sex dolls so the retarded organizers banned them

Fuck SJWs

There were dolls left on the couch and people kept throwing them arounf I guess

a couple runners had the gall to have them on cam and usually someone in the crowd would be holding it. usually it was reimu.

because sluts.

I think the official explanation given is that they distract attention from the runners themselves and their run

underrated post

Keep your toys in your house you fucking manchildren.

>ships from: hong kong

The same reason I own a dog, smoke and drink alcohol
I want to

The reason given during the events (source: I was there) was that it was distracting to the runners. There were numerous cases of people on the couch fucking around with the dolls, but I never personally heard of anyone getting distracted. Cosplay is also banned, I think. It's not good reasoning, but it's what was given. GamesDoneQuick is known for being fucking retarded about rules.

People kept humping the dolls.

If distracting attention from the runners is an issue then maybe we should have thrown out little miss "can you stop" over there.

Better yet, just have no one there at all. Let the runners be alone.

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I always thought those things were cute even if I don't give a shit about touhou in general

So if I hump the controllers, will they ban controllers from being used?

They smelled like semen

Not that anyone could smell that from the shit stench of the couch

Especially after those jrpg runs, 6 hours of four guys sitting in once, how many farts is that?

This, I like the chibi like style they have

Don't you meme arrow me motherfucker
You wanna come at me you come at me like a fuckin man

How often do you think people fart?

It's probably not as much as you do.

Short story: no fun allowed
Long story: they're trying to "appeal to a larger audience", and that means sacrificing many of the people that helped make it what it is, both runners, support volunteers and fans alike. It's not exactly SJWs but the ones responsible aren't far from it.

this is retarded bullshit and you were very obviously not at the events

I keep Sakuya in the back seat of my car whenever I go driving on the weekends.

Wow, ZUN completely destroyed her character.

Did they ban all sorts of dolls, or just fumos?

I think I made an image of my Marisa playing another shmup, but it wasn't cute enough to be reposted and I've since lost that hard drive.

Thanks for reading my blog.

All sorts of dolls. It hasn't stopped people from bringing up something for their own run (look at Diddy Kong Racing and the bananas) but you will never find something just lying around between runs anymore because of this ban.

I used to think people who buy figures and shit are pathetic. Actually I still think that but I started buying figurines last year. I'm pathetic.

Never watched these streams but every time I hear them brought up it's because of something really fucking stupid

what's the appeal in this shit?

Product placement by non-sponsor (even if Touhou Projects is pretty grassroots)

If the controller has a skirt and ribbons then yeah.

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Some people like speedruns/speedrunning.

It shows the familiar experience of playing through a game in an unfamiliar way. It's just interesting, is all.

If you're happy about it, then it's not all pathetic. Unless it's Funko Pop, then consider killing yourself

Story behind this picture?

the only people more autistic than speedrunners are people that hate speedruns. quote me on this

no

t. speedrunner

I imagine people without fumos must lead depressing lives.

>To keep the weirdos out
If they wanted that, they wouldn't have speedrunners.

How do you mean?

Not true I have a normie friend who owns one. But then there's me who owns one and is insecure.

The can you stop SJW is chums with the organizers or maybe even jewyama himself so it's okay
She's the event organizer now or something. She has an actual paid position at *GDQ now

These things are worst then Funko pops.

CoolMatty is the event organizer.

because people hate fun.

Never played 2hu but I want one.
Which one's the cutest?

the only people more autistic than sonicfags are people that hate sonicfags. quote me on this

Is it something good?

Sakuya

Remilia

What are your interests in a character.