Which starter are you choosing and why is it this little guy?

Which starter are you choosing and why is it this little guy?

I'm waiting to see if there's a hard mode of any kind

if there is, I'm choosing that cute-ass owl

>picking the cuck owl

he's so fucking cute but that flying/grass type

Because the other ones are hideous.

Nigga's cute and dapper as fuck.

I LOVE TO SING-A

>Mfw this Gen's Starters.
Shit, man, for the first time in decades I don't fucking know who to choose.
All three of them look so damn good.

yeah, 1 ice shard from a physical attacker and this guy is toast

guess we'll have to wait and see what his hidden ability is

NOT A KEK

NOT A KEK

I'm waiting to see the evolutions first, i usually go with water but this time i'm not really feeling it.

What's his name again?

Hootroot

>Grass/Flying

I'm obviously picking the Barn/Screech Owl.

Cuck owl

I like the designs but unless it's a step up from X/Y with challenges of some kind, I'm not gonna play it and just use gen 7 pokemon on Showdown

>Dis lil owl is gonna be da next bulbasaur

>giving a shit about starters
>not just benching them right away
They're useless outside of Greninja and he got banned.

Rowlet

Gale Wings

That's its evolution, user. I bet you also think Pidgeot evolves into Pidgeotto.

I can't choose between Rowlet and Litten yet. Popplio is hideous though, so he was easy to ignore.

Why does everyone like the cuck owl.

while priority is utterly broken that's basically what this guy needs with his shitty typing

Because it's adorable.

Simple design and cuteness.

>cuck owl
Did I miss a meme or something? I was gone for a couple of hours.

even if its shit I always go with water, I'll never betray my water bros

even that otter that was utter shit or the boring penguin

but squirtle, totodile, mudkip and froakie are 10/10

I'm sure I'll be able to at least play with the seal, and to be honest I think I'll like it too.

They identify with it.

>That's its evolution,
You keep telling yourself that.

About the moon-a and the sun-a and the spring-a

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he's all right

SEAL'S THE DEAL

Mad sealfags that their mememon isn't liked

THE KEK OWL

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>people expecting there to be a "challenge" in a Pokemon game

Just don't buy the game, stop even thinking about Pokemon at this point. The games have always been easy, and always will. If you need a challenge play something else. These games are not for you

Cute

You better expect I'm picking the round little fucker. Owls are boss.

I hate grass starters and the water one looks like garbage, so i guess i'll pick the fire pokemon

but muh Battle Frontier

Fire kitten is neat, but overall none of the first evolutions have excited me again. Waiting to see evolutions, wonder when they'll be shown.

Post yfw you realize that the three starters are a three man circus crew. The Owl has a bowtie and a tail like one too, the cat is a fire type and goes through hoops of fire, and lastly the seal looks really similar to a Juggling Circus Seal.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

what are the 3 starters?

his evolutions are going to be edgy as fuck

Its 2015+ version of tips fedora.

>implying owls are birds

You can say the same thing for Garchomp or Gliscor. Stop with this scrub mentality.

slutmon. owls are known to shapeshift into thinner, taller form when in danger. the wings will become hair and the tie will move to its head.

nigga, look at the fucking catalog or go to youtube, retard.

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>I have no idea what I'm talking about

Some guy posted that he HAD to sell his pokemon games because his 1 week gf said so. Then everyone begin to call him a cuck.
OP was using a Rowlet picture

Going with the ass clown in hopes the 3rd evolution becomes the best evolution. Either way, water always, no matter what.

Honk, honk, motherfucker.

>Seal Lion is going to end up looking like a fucking clown
It's going to look fucking retarded. Which is why I'm going to pick it.

Hopefully in like a day or two in Coro Coro

OWLS
W
L
S

that's a stylish family

Oh, that thread. I read like the first few posts and just left. Looks like I made the right choice.

>bow tie
>argyle print
>horn rims

Can the one on the right be anymore of a hipster cuck owl

shite starters honestly

Huuhkataja

You're as bad as the people that say having shit food at a fancy restaurant is because you're paying for the atmosphere and not the meal.
It's literally an excuse.
Kids can be challenged, and kids like challenge. You know what kids fucking hate? Being treated as kids. Kids are a lot smarter than we give them credit for, and a good challenge teaches them trial and error.
At this point though, Pokemon's difficulty is made for babies and not kids, or at the very least, casual shitters that play nothing other than phone games.

why is that water type so awful?

Literally worse than GEN 2. At least there you got an angry crocodile, fire weasel and a plant dino

I like this drawing, but the artist screwed up the beak. It's 2 hard parts, white upper beak and bottom orange one. Still very cute.

They have feathers and lay eggs, why wouldnt they be birds

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I think people are just seeing things now. I don't see that at all.

Must be some American thing.

BORB!!

No, he's saying there's never been difficulty so dont expect it.
Its like going to a McDonalds and saying "wtf, I'm an adult now, where's my New York Strip seared the way I like it?"

I know autistics have trouble with change and unpredictability, but I'm almost certain that the artist knows and merely interpreted things in their own way.

cuck

> Borb

> Not Birb

This

I gave up on Pokemon after Pearl, but Rowlet is adorable.

He's gunna look like some badass Clockwerk looking villain.

What if he doesn't identify as a bird?

>grass starter
>is a bird
>has barely any green on him

what
the
fuck
is
this
SHIT

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This is the first generation where Im not interested in lewds of any of the starters.

No need to name call, I've just noticed a few mistakes in fanart, some that I made myself when I first saw the starters, so I assumed he had done the same.

See

>Couldn't even be fucked to give him tufts of feathers

Modern gamefreak is a disappointment.

The Seal is ugly as sin, the other two look alright.

Because he is an intellectual

I haven't played poke`mon since Ruby/Sapphire.

Haven't finished one since Yellow.

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Based Navy Seal of course

Someone do me a favor and post Madotsuki for me.

Where are the jokes about using Bone Club on the seal already

>the one on the right
>not knowing Blathers' name
>not regarding the Animal Crossing franchise with only the utmost respect

Gtfo my board you fucking shitstain

Alright mate, I'll bite.
Pokemon is an adventure game where your goal is to 'catch and master all of the pokemon'. You are asked to research the region, collecting all available pokemon and learning what they can do.
You're supposed to catch them all and use them all throughout the main story. The routes and everything are designed to accommodate this. If you just over-level the strongest pokemon, after looking up which ones they are ahead of time, of course it will be easy. If you do as asked and play the game as intended, it has a reasonable amount of challenge.

Also, the game is about enjoying the region, not grinding and getting frustrated. If you want a difficulty spiking bollocks-fest play a souls game.

If you don't like the game and the way it's made to be played then stop playing it and stop complaining about it.

>Another Hawaiian region
If there's no toucan Pokemon I'mma be mad.

I hated the otter at first, but Samurott is top-tier

How does this art exist already, what the fuck

Are people like this trolling or something? These are some of the worst designs in the entire series

>literally a hoppip