Everyone is cumming on me

>Everyone is cumming on me

What did she mean by this?

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MAN THE HARPOONS

thats an eskimo joke

Time to inform all fat chicks that all it takes apparently to be attractive is to get liposuction in the face

>Mei
>fat

She has a big ass and big thighs. But under all that gear she's most likely slightly chubby at most.

I'd ask for the uncropped version but that might exceed the image weight limit

You're just saying that because you don't want to admit your wiafu is fat

>DA WURRD IS WORF FIGHTING FOR

what did she mean by this?

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I have a thing for chubby girls. Not fat, but chubby. Mei is chubby.

Objective waifu power rankings:
Goddess tier: Mercy
Angel tier: Pharah
Good tier: D.va and Widowmaker
Shit tier: Everyone else

Being chubby means having an excessive amount of fat. fat is the same thing as chubby.

Mei is fat.

Goddess tier: Mei
Good tier: Mercy
Shit tier: Everyone else

Ok, let's try this.

Mei is overweight.
Mei is NOT obese.

nigga just say it
Mei is FAT

>tfw i can't stop masturbating to Mei because she looks like my girlfriend

life is rough

Dude, why not just fuck your girlfriend?

All the official artwork for her features a small waist and flat stomach. Combining this and what we can gather from her in game model, the best word to describe her body type is thick.
pics of your girlfriend

>huge boobs

Mine as well be 800lbs

I do but she's not living with me yet

Absolutely never. She's thick and short like Mei, has the cute glasses but she's not Asian. Just white. I think Mei has the nicer ass though.

She's an environmentalist.

is there an uncropped version

>literally perfect

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Mei is built for passionate lovemaking and tummy rubbing while spooning!

Also big breakfasts.

seriously dude, pics

see

>Everyone is counting on me
ftfy

>She's thick and short like Mei, has the cute glasses but she's not Asian. Just white.

FUCK YOU DON'T TELL US THIS SHIT AND THEN NOT POST PICS

None of the official artwork shows her without her suit, you're thinking of that early concept art before she was complete

Inua looks weird as hell without her problem glasses.

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Shes ugly as fuck regardless

>None of the official artwork shows her without her suit
So you agree that we have no clue what's truly under there. Face it, she's thick.

Sorry dudes, can't do it. She's mine.
pretty sure she'd murder me as well if she ever found outsomehow

>Expert's Voice c# 2008

Wait, does she code?

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Crop the pics so it's just her body then.

C'mon man at least give us an ass shot.

Pretty sure her sprays have her without her suit.

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This. One is literally that concept pic cropped.

Her ass is kind of flat, plus she won't let me take nudes of her sadly. I don't take a lot of pictures of her whole body. Literally only pictures I have of her are of us or her, usually chest/face and up. Im sorry dude you're gonna have to find your own Mei.

Though now I'm thinking about asking her to cosplay as Mei. She loves vidya and would be up to it probably.

well there is the chibi one next to it but i wouldnt call it fat

juicy

Her then-bf was a programmer.

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Oh ok, that makes sense.

means easy viral bait

I'm sure she wouldn't mind you posting pics or her cosplaying as Mei.

>says early concepts in the image

It's also literally the -only- official art of her without the coat, so it's the only thing to go off of.

>This. One is literally that concept pic cropped.

I want to ____________________ Mei

Who is this? She's cute as fuck.

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NERF HARD

>too stupid to play as her
>too stupid to play around her
>NERFNERFNERFNERFNERF
shitter

Fuck off Genji. The only thing overpowering about Mei is my desire for her. She's perfectly balanced. Get fucking good or just play her if she's so OP, she's fun as hell to play as on top of being the ultimate waifu.

make eggs, bacon and waffles on Sunday morning for

Dodger Leigh during her lesbian atheist phase a while back.

it means i need to drink protein shakes 24/7 if i am going to date mei or we're never going to have a family

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