Why is it that almost every time Healers are such beta faggots that either ERP or or get all passive aggressive when...

Why is it that almost every time Healers are such beta faggots that either ERP or or get all passive aggressive when they don't get praised constantly? It's fucking annoying to deal with these fags as a tank because they constantly heal you instead of helping the whole team.

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Good question, user. I think it's just that the class appeals to submissive fags. I play a healer but I make sure to heal the whole party because I like winning at vidya.

I honestly feed bad for healers that just play their role and don't act like annoying fags since they have to be associated with those ERP fucks.

Well, to be fair I'm one of those healslut fags. But I keep it in threads rather than shitting up the actual game. I'd rather focus on the game than fap while the party goes down in flames.
although I often wear a buttplug while healing.

Fuck healers and fuck tanks!
Fist fighting monks keeping it REELZ FO SHO!

>raid wipes
>healer says something passive aggressive

nigga shut the FUCK up
you just click one fucking spell while sitting in the back
there's no dedicated rotation
it's literally filling up health bars
at least dps classes need to know what spells to push at what time
healers just fucking spam heal spells whenever there are low bars

i realise that when shit goes south the healers are always the first to be blamed

Monks were better healers anyway. No cost to replenish hp and mp? Yes please.

praise is the only thing that makes the job worthwhile
dps get to look cool with flashy dual wielding edgelord skills
tanks get to wear sweet armor and look buff n shit while being literally the center of attention

healers just kinda sit off to the side for the most part and nobody notices them unless they start fucking up

sure it would be nice for a thanks at the end of a dungeon but if they get pissy about it then they are just faggots and deserve to be treated as such

Oh that's a good one.
DPS never change.

They just want you to notice them. Stop being such a bully.

Shut the fuck up you healing faggots.

Tfw in ffxi singlehandedly rdm multi task healing, buffing, paying attention to buff expiration cycles, debuffing mobs and removing negative status effects all while keeping up a respectable exp party pace and MP pool. I liked how busy and important it felt.

no. fuck you

Holy shit DPSs are so clueless

I'll punch your butthole.

Healers have the hardest rotations to figure out on a per-fight basis since you're relying on both your healer partner(s) and tank(s) to determine what your rotation will look like in terms of squeezing efficiency.

DPS is a cut-throat business.
Tanking and healing are less competitive.
Healers are always in demand, hence why healing has become dumbed down to a point of pressing either big heal single target or aoe heal and spamming hots.

aka choosing between big heal or aoe heal
fucking hard bro, fucking insane
literally the dark souls of dark souls

With your tongue?

Healers are meant to be bullied with fat cocks with swollen, pent-up balls and big, strong hands around their neck

This

No, with my dick.

looks like healing threads really are unsalvageable
see you fags in hell

Healers are passive aggressive because they lack control on how successful the group is while bearing the responsibility. You can be the best healer but if your fps sucks and constantly eat damage and your tank cannot handle agri you are fucked. Dps grow tired of the tank getting healed but if they die everyone dies most of the time. Everyone else can just focus on themselves where as the healer is stuck dealing with everyone else's problems on top of generally being the main target. So resentment builds but the healer still needs the team do they become passive aggressive beta bitches. Some people get off on it and now your stuck with being treated like a heal slut by the rest of the team since some actually like getting treated that way. This is why I almost always end up becoming range dps/ support instead of a healer.

I think you hit the nail on the head about the passive-aggression. Healers have no control over what dies when or the pace of the raid, so you're dependent on the rest of the party to keep it moving.

I don't think it ties back to being a healslut that easily, though. That probably just comes from healing being a submissive class; it's literally made to serve the rest of the party and keep them from dying. Subservience>submission>helasluttery. The cocklust just comes from Sup Forums being gay as fuck

In my experience there are three kinds of healers. Arrogant shitheads that bitch passive-aggressively, regular Joe healer that just enjoys the gameplay, and submissive fag/girls that are naturally in that role. The worst by far are the first. The second are your best bet for a cool bro, and the third is what I am.

>The cocklust just comes from Sup Forums being gay as fuck
No kidding, Every MMO thread or game that has a healer class are full of healsluts with fetishes for my class.

>Healers have no control over what dies when or the pace of the raid, so you're dependent on the rest of the party to keep it moving.
FFXIV used to demand a fuckload from its healers last raid tier to make ends meet with dps checks.

I straight up had some asshats try to push heal slut status on me and them saying thier last healer played into it several times. Meanwhile I am just there for a lower queue and I prefer playing support. I will take being a support buffer over a straight up healer any day.

I think that I'd have to agree with you. Looking back on the years I've played, the healers personality tended to fit into one of those 3 categories.

Yeah, I'm not sure why Sup Forums is full of a bunch of faggot. I say this as I'm typing while wearing panties and girl's sweatpants kek. Probably has something to do with Sup Forums being full of socially autistic people.

Sounds about right. I'm numbers 1 and 3 depending on if you're talking about in-game or out. In-game I just wanna win so when team is being retarded, I'll get salty and bitch at them. But then we come to these threads and the healslutting begins.

They sound like asshats

>Role healer for the first time in my life
>Some dude thanks me

honestly what the fuck

I didn't thank him for doing damage aka his fucking job

why would he thank me for doing mine

Yup. Shit, my raid team used to consist of a trifecta of healers, one of each role. The shithead eventually killed that guild, too.

>I say this as I'm typing while wearing panties and girl's sweatpants kek.
Do you at least have a good ass?

>You wear a killer leather jacket and head to the bar from biking or some shit. Turns out everyone there are also wearing leather jackets, but they're all flaming homosexuals
for some reason i felt like thats what it must feel like walking into every mmo

It sounds like you're just a number 3 that hasn't quite been put in his place.

Making Final Fantasy a lolmmo was a mistake Square Enix will never apologize for. Should just play Record Keeper instead.

I'm the regular Joe who manages to avoid being passive aggressive through the use of alts. Then I get tired of subpar healers and switch back. I can't break the cycle but it keeps me sane.

If you were in whatever thread yesterday, you'd know. A couple anons said that I do.

Tbqh I thank my healers when they heal me because it's not a role that a lot of people wanna play. It's a weird double standard, though. I wouldn't thank DPS for killing shit because without it, nothing happens and everyone seems to wanna play dps anyways

Kek. Maybe, user. But the whole "masculine lemme be a super macho dom" thing is fucking dumb and cringey.

>Healslut thread.

> no control over the pace of the raid

Literally the whole raid is paced around the healers mana reserves.
Unless your teammates are rushing and then wonder why their healer with no MP left isn't healing them.

I want a healer to dom me.

>tfw dating a healer
>tfw nor having to be homoerotically healed by some dudebro

Step it up, senpai!

I couldn't agree more about the machismo bullshit. I don't want some dork to dirty talk dominate me, I want someone who is actually competent and confidant to literally put me in my place, keep me in line and performing. And I want head pats. ;_;

What are some single player games where I can be a healslut?

Oh yeah, you're that faggot with killer hips.

>tfw sub healslut being both bossed around my my raid leader AND my older, experienced class leader.
Living the fucking dream.

Role reversal is a good fetish, user.

My point is that they have no direct control over the progress made in the raid. DPS and tanks kill the mobs and move forward. Healers heal and without them the raid would fail, yes, but they're not directly killing mobs and I think that's the big point to be made.

I think OP secretly knew it was going to turn into a healslut thread. Just like all the Mercy threads that I make that turn into borderline erp.

Thanks, user. That made me blush.

Nice. Head pats are top tier. Macho dirty talk is so fucking terrible. I've never seen it done in a way that turns me on. It just comes off as fake confidence and that's just laughable.

Any class based RPG.

I want to try the healslut lifestyle, what games haven't bought into the "holy trinity is pariah" meme and still have healing classes?

>they constantly heal you instead of helping the whole team

how does it feel being a garbage tank?

I legitimately don't know how you people do this stuff while in game. It just makes me feel uncomfortable and unfocused. Maybe I should try it in league since that game's support is braindead for half the game. Good on ya for being a good slut, though. You're better than I am.

Name me one good game where you get separate Damage, Heal/Support, and Tank roles.

I wanna be a healer in something comfy, now.

>That made me blush
Of course it would you fag, have a nice night you homo.

The bullshit dirty talk happens so much in these threads.
>down on your knees little slut oh yeah suck my cock
Sounds like some dogshit 50 shades work. You know what I want to hear?
>Stay focused, listen to me, and we're going to down it. If you're a good boy, I've got something for you.
doshio~

Define what a good game is to you.

FFXIV, as race choose a catslut obviously

I'm talking about pocket medics that heal you barely took any damage instead of helping the other members of the team that need help.

Well they aren't being outright sexual or anything weird. I'm just, sort of considered guild property? They basically own me. And my class leader such such a hot, gruff fucking voice. He's a cop, and that gets me even hotter.

Thanks, you faggot. I hope you sleep well after fapping to my pics, you homofag

Yeah I try to keep dialogue out of it because it can go badly really easily. Plus I imagine not much conversation happens during sex. I just stick to describing scenarios and people seem to REALLY like it. That last part sounds pretty good, though. It's the difference between actually knowing what you're doing/caring about the other person's enjoyment versus just wanting to bust a nut.

Sounds nice. I'd love to be someone's property tbqh. Good that you're having fun.

Because idiots pick healers expecting to be validated for it.
I say this as a healer main to all these fucks playing healers, just do your fucking job and stop acting superior for it or pretending to be a pretty little girl/fucktoy.

this is the average healer

Even though it's expected of the healer, people appreciate when nice things are done to them. Being brought back from near-death is a good feeling, and even though the DPS pulling insane numbers is making a greater contribution to the raid, it isn't felt in the same way.

It should be pretty fucking obvious why the class dedicated to keeping the rest of the party alive gets more thanks unless you're on the spectrum

CAN I FUCK YOUR BOYHOLE

You bet I will, those were some good pictures.

MUH DICK

A game that exists and let's me specialize in a duty that is important to my party's success. Specifically, one such game of good quality.

what's more beta, playing an elf or healer?

Playing an Elf. Disgusting, evil creatures.

>Female tranny tank
>Main healer is one of my closest friends in the game
>We end up meeting up since we lived about 2 hours away
>Meet her boyfriend, he's very sweet, and we play around a bit
>End up drinking plenty and having a threesome on the second night

It was pretty ok I guess. Didn't expect to be tying the guy down and fucking him with a vibrator.

Playing the midget race healer

It's nice. I mean, I don't get to pick how I spend my time when I'm online anymore. I get drafted into service most of the time, for dungeon runs or old raids, battlegrounds and sometime arenas. Arenas make me an anxious mess and I hate doing them! Getting gently admonished by one of them on voice when we lose is simultaneously the most embarrassing and erotic experience I ever had.

Because all the crying has made people think that healing is some dumbshit thankless job that people are easily scared off from.

People like this need to be shot.

>Sup Forums getting triggered

>be a tranny
>play a tank
whats wrong with me
??????

Is there more

Are there any less intense options? I've never liked the number grind of high level wow-clone gameplay

elf

healers are an unfortunate mechanical necessity so someone out there will have to do it whether they like it or not

elves have no reason to exist other than faggotry

Yeaterday i played tf2 with my friend, our tream was really slow and wasn't able to destroy turrets and get documments so i changed to medic and support my friend which changed to heavy and in 4 minutes we just carried the game

Sounds fun, user. I'd love to be tied down and fucked with a vibe, so that's really hot. Also drinking + sex is basically my favorite kink. I get so fucking horny when I'm drunk

That sounds really hot. I'm really into being talked down to and insulted/degraded when it's in a sexual context. Good shit.

What does being healed feel like?

What's wrong with playing the best role?

>Charging into battle and being the only one actually fighting the boss head-on and managing all of his mechanics

You get to be the hero, it's great.

You and I both. Give me enough alcohol and I'll be all over the nearest person. It can be a mess.

If you're cute and local I can probably see about making that fantasy a reality.

like getting bbc in your boypwssy

like getting sucked off by a tank

Yeah, I made the mistake of doing that this semester kek. Slept with a friend of mine (I mean I literally slept in the same bed with him, not had sex) and spooned with him. Was pretty nice but I was basically rubbing my ass against him trying to get him to pin me down and fuck me until he passed out and I gave up. Regretted that in the morning.

somehow I doubt you're local. I live in the Southern US, middle of nowhere lel

Give me a state or county, user, I might be closer than you think.

Does that mean that bards/buffers/debuffers don't have any control over the pace either?
How about tanks? Do they not have any control over the progress of the raid either?

I believe you see my point. Just because you're not a danage dealer doesn't mean you have less of an impact on the raid. In fact in some games it's the exact opposite.
Also
> faggot with killer hips
did I miss something great?

I didn't even have the fetish before. I used to just be into serving people and physical pain, and somehow somewhere I turned into mental masochist. Feeling genuinely ashamed straight up turns me on now. And I can't even talk, I just have to listen as they go over my performance in that annoyed-but-patient tone, and mutter the occasional okay, yeah, sorry. Fuck. I need to log in.

Yes.

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You're such a worthless little slut. Why do we even keep you around? You're probably too busy jerking yourself off to heal us probably.

I'm in Northeast Arkansas desu familamadingdong

Trust me, I'm not saying healers aren't important to the raid or don't have an impact. You're glossing over the main point I've made twice already.

Maybe you missed something great. It was just a couple pics on imgur so if you're into crossdressing fags, then I guess you missed out. Sorry, yo.

Damn, user. I'm currently exploring the whole masochism thing and really fucking enjoying it. Maybe that's my next step down the rabbit hole. I'll enjoy fantasizing about being spanked, slapped, and squeezed for the time being.

Hey, asshole. You know it's rude to post people's pics without their permission, right?

I don't really mind; I'm actually kinda flattered that you had it saved. But you really shouldn't do that in the future. You faggot.

user...
I hate my body. Instant reaction, butterflies in my stomach and twitching cock. Don't do this to me, I've got to do some dungeons with a friend soon.

Eh, you're a good few hours away. Probably more than you'd care to travel just for a fling. I live in panhandle Florida, probably moving to TX later

well if anyone needs me to erp as a healslut for them, my kik is kite093.

seems a lot of anons need to destress with me.

Why is it that almost time the Tank runs way ahead without properly establishing threat and complains that everyone else can't keep up? You know clearing dungeons fast doesn't mean just running to the end, you're actually supposed to hold threat.

1% of tanks are actually good and can clear an instance quickly. 99% of tanks just think they're good because they run ahead and blame the party when everyone dies.

Fine, you flaming cocksmoker. I won't post your pictures without your okay.

I guess I'll just have to keep and jerk off to them myself.

Is there any mmo that I can just run dungeons in with random people and have it be not completely trivial like how WoW is now? Aion? Tera? Something else? I've never really been into raiding i just like small group stuff

Awwww, did the little slut like being called out on his behavior? It's not like you can heal worth shit anyway, you might as well just learn to suck cock. You're probably terrible at that too, if your in-game performance is any indication.

You're welcome.

Getting spanked got me into this mess and it is still my biggest fetish. I think it led to general submissiveness and shame, then being into the anxiety and fear and shame itself. It is a long road. I wish I could get a spanking from my class leader. ;_;

Is anyone still in need of healing service? There's a willing White Mage right here! [email protected]

nah, feel free. If I wander into a thread on Sup Forums and I find people posting my pics, that would be a huge confidence boost desu. I appreciate that you like them enough to have them saved.

Someday I'll get away from this hellhole. Or sign up for OKCupid and find a bf/gf to get piss-drunk and fuck with.

I spanked myself with a hairbrush until I literally couldn't take any more and that made me wanna try more pain. It feels so fucking good. Bruises are so goddamn hot to me.

LEWD, user

Fuck the mods for banning me on my wifi and making me post on mobile. Spoiler tags are hard on my phone.