So it's pretty much canon that Scout is a virgin saving himself for Ms. Pauling, right?

So it's pretty much canon that Scout is a virgin saving himself for Ms. Pauling, right?

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Yes, but he will eventually snap and fuck sniper.

I don't think Scout has much choice in the virgin department

You don't remember the "bucket of chicken" scene from Expiration Date?

Though I'm not sure if the game/SFM canon is the same as the comic canon.

Scout fucks though. Watch that one with the mutating bread or whatever

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In the Expiration Date animation it's already established that he hooked up with a lady with fried chicken

he fucked Heavy's sister

No he turned her down. The OP is Scout thinking about it and deciding to wait for Ms. Pauling.

No. He accepts her offer to have sex at first, but then he thinks about Pauling and rejects her.

It's Soldier who fucks her and becomes her husbando.

No he was about too
She got bored, walked outside her room, and grabbed Soldier, who was also naked at the time for unrelated reasons

Sure

Can't say I blame him, so am I

I think it's all the same canon. The videos and comics come out with the game updates after all.

That scene in Expiration Date is interesting. It's a big contrast with how he acts around Ms. Pauling later in the same video which makes me inclined to think it's an embellishment of what really happened. We have similar overcompensating in the comic, like with

>You will never even have a fried chicken bimbo

Says you.

When's the next comic coming out, anyways?

Once again it's been 9 months since the last one. Of course Valve couldn't keep their promise about the next comics being quicker.

>we're heading towards another year-long hiatus for the comics

If this doesn't end in some badass TFC-related update Valve shouldn't even bother. I know they said there was no specific update to go along with it, but that was back in 2013.

BI-MONTHLY

9

God I hate miss Pauling so much. And I kinda am not fond of the super heavy plot shit the comic pushes onto the game.

And we all know that Ms. Pauling is saving herself for The Administrator

it doesn't push anything on the game

>haaa. Hoo. Woah. Hey. Hey guys. Pauling here. H....heh. Woah. So like. I'm like. Here! Just reminding you that you have a contract every 5 fucking minutes! Woooah. Let me just pant directly into the microphone. Woooo!

>he plays the contracts

lel scrub
czech um

that's not "heavy plot shit" that's a character that existed before the comics did

say what you want about pauling but the comics have nothing to do with the character valve made her into

I haven't played TF2 consistently for over 3 years (but I have followed the comics), what the hell are these contracts you guys are talking about?

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gun_Mettle_Campaign

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Tough_Break_Campaign

You pay to access this "campaign" of sorts, which is made up of multiple "contracts".

Each contract assigns you to either a class or a map (fuck those contracts in particular), and you have to get "contract points" by doing objectives (for instance, as a Sniper, a headshot gets you five CPs)

By reaching 100 CPs, you either get a CSGO weapon skin or a crate (read: another fucking paywall).

Pauling didn't exist before the comics to my knowledge. Since when? Hell I remember when the announcer was barely anything other than a voice over with lots of unofficial fanart.

I would totally be up for contracts if you weren't limited to Valve servers

To be fair, its kimda neccessary for Valve to limit that to their own servers.

Otherwise there would most likely be servers built for contract grinding, kinda like how some servers used to be built for idling.

She started out as just a name in blog posts like the administrator but didn't become a character until the animated shorts featuring her and wasn't in the comics until then either, or at least that's how I remember it.

Even if I'm wrong the point is her character comes almost entirely from Expiration Date and what happens in the comics has always stayed in the comics, with the only exception I can think of being Merasmus being the soldier's roommate

Is that image a metaphor for half life?

Grumpy and curmudgeonly, I prefer tf2 when it was more like the "meet the" shorts. The extra plot being thrown in annoys me.

I love TF2 so much.

The whole world, story, and characters. They're all just so lovable. I love the game too but I haven't played it in so long.

there still isn't a whole lot of it, outside the meet the videos the only other shorts are expiration date and the advertisements for Mac support and MvM, the former being the only one with any sort of story

Though I do miss when the comics were mostly about new updates and Halloween and didn't take a fucking year to come out

I guess you could say I didn't like expiration date. Or the comics. Love the game otherwise.

>TF2 extended universe

The angle is off.

Understandable. I love the comics but hate what the game has become. They say cosmetics don't impact gameplay but seeing pink and lime green scouts everywhere annoys me enough that it affects mine

It's dead

I remember back when that was announced people couldn't figure out whether that meant twice a month or one every two months.

Well I guess that doesn't fucking matter anymore, does it?