WHAT THE THE FUCK DO I GIVE HER?

WHAT THE THE FUCK DO I GIVE HER?

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The dick

benis

you pump her rump

apparently it's things that look like an instrument

although it's total unintuitive bullshit regardless

just wiki it

Genitalia

I could tell you, or I could tell you to wiki it, but I'll let you figure it out. It's mostly consumable items, so just experiment and leave some out. If they don't want it you can take it back.

Just keep dropping shit until she gives you something different. It's not like she takes everything. You literally lose nothing by trying.

your pickle pee

Have you tried giving her the pickle pee?
If you do she'll let you pump her rump.

THAT NO PICKLE PEE

The _______ ___D___ _____

You can trade the drink that the onion cunt gives you for something.

what does your heart tell you to do?

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Literally given to you to trade to the pickle pee.

Honestly if you didn't throw the invisible bird that drink you have terminal brain damage and should just kill yourself.

So, dick?

what's the game

Firebomb or Rope Firebomb Large Titanite Shard
Black Firebomb or Rope Black Firebomb Titanite Chunk
Prism Stone Twinkling Titanite
Loretta's Bone Ring of Sacrifice
Avelyn Titanite Scale 3x
Coiled Sword Fragment Titanite Slab
Lightning Urn Iron Helm
Homeward Bone Iron Bracelets and Call Over Gesture
Seed of a Giant Tree Iron Leggings
Siegbrau Armor of the Sun
Vertebra Shackle Lucatiel Mask
Divine Blessing Very Good Carving
Hidden Blessing Thank You Carving
Alluring Skull Hello Carving
Undead Bone Shard Porcine Shield
Any Sacred Chime Help Me Carving
Shriving Stone I'm Sorry Carving
Xanthous Crown Lightning Gem
Medicant's Staff Sunlight Shield
Blacksmith Hammer Titanite Scale
Large Leather Shield Twinkling Titanite
Moaning Shield Blessed Gem
Eleonora Hollow Gem

DS3

Would have been better if you could trade covenant items to her for rare shit like Blessings, budding blossoms, gold coins, or gems. Instead its just a bunch of random shit that becomes pointless in no time.

>save something eons ago
>never use it
>consider deleting it
>constantly questioning yourself
>tfw you finally get a chance to post it

literally built for procreation

underrated post

I'd honestly trade my wife and family for a night with this girl. I've loved this pic since forever.

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Except that pump-a-rum is pretty intuitively a drum.

Come they told me, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum...

>GIVE HER THE DOOOOOOOOOOO

YOUR BENIS!

Pump-a-rum or pickle-pee
I mean are you blind deaf and dumb??

Giver her the bird.

I'd sell my god damned soul to jimble jango her wambos.

how about this??

average
tanline girl is perfection

tattoos ruin it

you pump her rump with your pickle pee

Literally just trial and error. You can only make 1 trade of each type per New Game and she'll refuse anything she doesn't like, so just try for a bit.

Father of the year, why the fuck are you even here?

I fully expected dick jokes and I'm not disappointed.

Got any more cuties?

I think she wearin one thmem 'magic buster braws' that makes ther hoo-hangs alot bigger lookin then they really are. whut a saprise when you take her shirt off.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

DONT DROP THAT

eh, given her shoulder size? I'd say they're probably accurate.

hideous everything

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