Will she ever find out that her father murdered countless people?
Will she ever find out that her father murdered countless people?
>murdered
really? what do you suppose those mercenary's shooting at me were trying to do?
It would be extremely problematic.
is there incest in the game?
Her anatomy is weird, she looks like a scaled down adult not a child
How many people has your average combat veteran killed? Like a dozen at most?
On the other hand Drake has killed literally thousands of people. He's literally a mass murderer.
All while saying things a sociopath would.
>All while saying things a sociopath would.
Like what?
>Litterally a Mass Muderer
Except the Pirates he's usually paired up against are take no prisoners militia that actually did shoot at innocent people to get what they want.
"PlayStation 4 was a wise purchasing decision."
>kill more people single handedly than anyone ever
>i-i-it d-doesn't matter they were baaaad people ;(
He's still a literal mass murderer.
KEK
you know it's only because it's a video game series, right? if it was a movie, he wouldn't have killed all these people, but in video games it'd be boring as fug if you only shoot at ten people the entire game.
>kill millions
>still act like some dumb quirky adventure movie in cutscenes
Have you ever played the ps2 ace combat games? That's how a games supposed to treat you when you're an unstoppable badass, not get you beat up by a black chick and captured all the damn time.
its a videogame fuck off
>Drake is a chiseled-jaw badass who has killed men with his bare hands and made jokes about it
>his daughter is a PROBLEMATIC glasses-wearing untermensch
Bravo Misbehaving Dog, Bravo
They put a trophy in the game which acknowledges that. It's labelled "Ludonarrative Dissonance" and you get it for killing 1000 people.
No one cares about killing a bunch of Indonesian pirates, no one fucking LIKES Indonesian pirates, Indonesian pirates don't like Indonesian pirates, he probably would've gotten a medal for killing scum of the earth like them from the Indonesian government itself considering they have to deal with them all the time
you're right.
In Uncharted 4 you can skip most enemies which made it boring as fuck.
Will Shoreline ever be brought to justice for tearing apart a Madagascan town?
>goddamnit dad I told you I wanted an Iphone 6 for christmas!
>holy fuck you know how many yetis I had to murder to get that fucking present for. Shut your hole and be grateful you little shit
I hate how she's a smart wisecracking mary sue. Sometimes it feels like that's the only character ND can write.
Can't wait for the sequel where you play as her.
Raiding tombs and shit
Most likely didn't wait for every person to shoot first or even act aggressively.
>Dad you need to respect other cultures! God, it's 2016
>Do you even know how many priceless artifacts I've stolen from those people? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY I HAVE KILLED? I hope you like that fucking vase in your room.
>Museum theft mission at the start of Uncharted 2
>use tranq darts because they're just innocent museum guards
>reach a point where you're climing around a ledge with a 100ft drop
>guard comes close
>press square
>Drake grabs him and drops him off the side
>he literally falls to his deat below
>*Drake laughs*
What did he mean by this?
Western "artists" are utterly incapable of modeling anything except adult males realistically.
>Hey Generic "Daughter" Drake, I murdered over 2000 people during my adventures, plundering Aztec, Mayan and middle eastern legends many people didn't even think existed
>Dad... Did you just say you CULTURALLY APPROPRIATED PEOPLE?!?!?!
>What the fuck is that?
>OMG CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
I'm afraid she's too busy playing games with her BIG DOG
Thanks for the spoilers there you ass hole
Best looking game of all time according to the reviews and shills.
I've only seen about 2 screencaps of this girl and she already pisses me off.
She's a big girl.
way
Justifiable homicide. He's not a murderer, but he IS a killer.
Murder is something specific, not just the act of killing somebody, you dolt.
Mcfucking kill yourself.
Is it justifiable or self defense if you're the one who initiates the attack in an ambush on an outpost that wasn't actively looking for you, just protecting a route into a place that you're entering illegally?
For you
That guard survived and swims away.
Could have focused the game more towards puzzles, exploration, platforming, stealth, and minigames. The gun fights could have been used only for climactic moments, which I think would have made for a better experience.
well you thought wrong.
seeing as how I didn't enjoy the experience I had I'm sure anything different would have been better.
lel
>A modern day Indiana Jones and his based intrepid reporter waifu ended up having a hipster
How the hell does that work?
I swear to a fucking God, the very second I saw a different TV-screen, room and somebody playing Crash Bandicoot again, I knew it's going to be their kid. However, because of all this "Men are stupid, women are smart and responsible" thing in Uncharted series (and specifically in 4) I also knew for sure it's going to be a girl.
Holy shit, my mommy issues.
There's an old gif of a girl who looks exactly like her being fucked by a dog that looks exactly like that. Is this shit intentional?
You'll know once you get your own daughter.
Confirmed for never having a daughter.
I've been fingering my daughter since she was 9 and she's yet to be a mega slut hipster.
Dad?
she knows, and she likes it
Sooo, do they live on a boat? That is one depressing looking room for any kid, let alone a girl.
I don't think you faggots actually understand what murder actually is. Killing in self-defence is not murder. Killing terrorists and pirates is not murder.
Murder is when you intentionally kill someone for the sake of killing them. If you come home one night and your wife is in bed with some dindu and you shoot them both up the ass with a 12guage, thats murder. On the other hand if some dindu breaks into your house brandishing a machete and you blow his head off that isn't murder.
There was that one museum guard that he threw to his death.
Does Drake actually ever commit murder? Keep in mind, defending yourself against people trying to kill you isn't murder.
"I can't kill Nadine in cold blood we're not like this" kills 1000 pirates
The guy was a pedo, he had it coming.
Jokes aside one murder is different than being a Pol Pot style mass murder. Still bad, but completely different.
>Killing in self-defence is not murder.
He mostly kills minorities so I'm sure she'll get over it.
If you walk up to the guards and say hi, they will shoot you. Try it.
Millennials.
This meme is so stale. Drake doesn't actually murder anyone in the uncharted games. Every single person you kill will fire upon you first.
Can you fire on them first? Yeah, but that's your choice. If you walk up to an enemy in the game, they are guaranteed to try and kill you.
Well that depends, are they good honest hard working Americans or dirty brown terrorists that rape women and chuck gays off buildings for sport?
>stop sam you can't shoot this strong black woman
>kills 100 white men
>rich white guy is a horrible asshole villain
>strong independent black woman just wanted to walk away and was forced into out smarting the white men and walking away with millions in treasure
Okay, Cuckmann. We get it.
This pissed me off so much, that one enemy fucks everything up just because the devs wanted to teach the player how to do stealth assasinations
Is it true she's trans?
yeah but were those 1000 pirates waifus? There's your answer
>minorities
You faggot, the majority of the world is dirty fucking brownos.
He doesn't actually die though, you can see him swim off to grab a ledge after you pull him down.
Well it sure as shit never came up if she is.
*teleports behind museum guard
*snaps neck
*tch... nothing personell, justified murder kid
>doesn't actually kill him
>s-sorry for getting u wet m8
she looks tumblr af. Only thing missing is colored hair
>Tosses him down 20 stories to turbulent water and rocks and shit
>He lives
Say what?
>Literally see him swimming to land
>H-he's dead!
ok
The posters on the wall in her room confirm a sequel for The Last Of Us
yes just like,you white people like it
You mean those innocent security guards at the Italian auction where you stole an artifact? Or those innocent mercenaries who you murdered while trespassing on private property? Or the prison guard you were an accessory to murder for and those who died when you escaped jail?
It's a cop-out. Dude falls a couple of hundred feet with no preparation or sees Drake coming. It's probably survivable, but he'd probably hit the water in a very bad way and shatter most of his body.
maybe I just needed to git gud but I recall also having to kneck snap guards in that level if you wanna get past without getting spotted
don't worry, drake knew for certain that he'd be ok
>going on private property or stealing a 500 thousand dollar artifact and than killing everyone is justified
No I don't think so. You can't be the aggressor in those situations and than cry innocent when you murder them all
Okay, what about guards in auction? He broke up in house and tried to stole artifact.
Makes no difference. The guy isn't dead so he's not a murderer.
You choke them out and tranq them, no neck snapping.
This part bothered me, it's the only time in Uncharted where Drake is a trespasser at a location doing nothing wrong and the people he's killing are just security guys doing their job.
>implying privileged whities would ever care about the deaths of minorities
not in a system of white supremacy
>hear that voice
>sounds like Ellie from Last of Us
>Fuck sake Druckmann
>Turns out it's not even Ashely Johnson
>Everyone sounds the same in Naughty Dog games
>Future Crash Bandicoot voiced by Troy Baker
Stop trying to force this Man of Murder meme on other things, Sup Forums.
Egyptian Tomb Raider = Grave Robber
White Tome Raider = Explorer
>he's not a thief he's a treasure hunter
What a crappy ending. He should have died like John in RDR.
It's nonsense how Drake killed so many people without the government stepping in.
Fuck off with your race baiting shit.
>Egyptian tomb raider
>sells his shit to a pawn shop
>white tomb raider
>sells his shit to a museum
He's a killer, but not a murderer. Now, Max Payne.. that guy is a murderer.
Goddamn it if you look down you see that he swims to shore.
But that's sort of the whole contention of the franchise, especially 2. In fact the whole point of 2 is that he really, really isn't like most of the people he ends up running with. The game's title even alludes to it.
Max is less of a murderer than Drake. At least Max only kills mobsters and favela criminals.
Why was Sam the only one with common sense?
>murdered 99% of a whole mercanry army
>solve the whole mystery to Avery treasure
>know the exact location of 400 million dollar treasure and its near
>lol nope, let's just go home
Drake, his wife ,and old man are fucking retarded. I paid 60 dollars to find Avery treasure, not walk away because Nathan is a whipped cuckold
Way to spot SJW faggot
I think they were trying to make them out to be just not security guards. The auction was apparently black market and they make some comments about how the "rent-a-cops are packing some serious heat."
In U2, you do actually go to a museum with completely innocent guards that don't really even try to shoot you, they just arrest you. Drake uses a tranq gun and there are unique stealth takedown animations where you just knock them out instead of killing them. Except for, as people have brought up, that one tutorial guard that the game tells you to pull off a ledge and he falls like 50 stories into the sea.
Was weird that there weren't the knockout animations while you were at the auction though.
If you aren't memeing, you actually managed to miss the point of a simple, blunt movie game story.
Which is impressive.
Be y might be a touch whipped in 4 but he's sure as shit not a cuck.