When's the last time you called your mother, Sup Forums? She's probably worried sick about you...

When's the last time you called your mother, Sup Forums? She's probably worried sick about you. Drop those videogames and shitposting tools for a second and give her a call. She spent so much time and effort to raise you.

I may be lazy and fat, but not to the degree where I need to call someone instead of walking 20 feet.

She's literaly right there.

I live with my parents.

Yeah, and she did all that for herself. To fulfill her empty life, or just because her biological clock was ticking and she couldn't overcome the hormones. I didn't ask to be born.

Of course I love her, but I owe her nothing.

But someone else's mother is much more fun.

Just talked to her ~5min ago

but it's 6 am

she's been missing since 2003

Police wanted me to ID a Jane Doe might have been her but I refused. I'm not going to NYC for any reason, especially her.

Joke's on you. I still live with my mama.

I went home for mother's day and decided to stay for the rest of the week. Didn't have any lectures anyway. Guess she does like having me around for a week after not visiting for months. Big difference with 6 years ago when she kinda sorta basically kicked me out of the house.

mothers day was last sunday, eat shit

I live with her you manchild

Actually did, three minutes ago.

She just brought me some pop tarts and a glass of apple juice.
I'm a 26 year old virgin.
My favorite game is still Baldur's Gate.
I'm actually attractive, but so incredibly vain and self-important I sabotage my relationships to make my life seem tragic and interesting.
I hate myself and I want to die.
Fuck you OP
I think the only thing that will improve my life is to become a trap

I called like 10 minutes ago jesus christ. Get off my case.

>implying I don't live at home at 25 yo
it' slike you think I'm a normie or something

About 20 minutes ago after she told me din-dins would be ready in an hour.

Hi this is OP's mum, can you please stop replying to him, he needs to go to bed.

>I think the only thing that will improve my life is to become a trap

>but so incredibly vain and self-important I sabotage my relationships to make my life seem tragic and interesting

if you want to kill yourself this bad there is no reason to cut your dick off for this.

sincerely OP's mom

Fuck you, OP's mom. Your son is a faggot.

She always wants to talk about how proud she is that I'm actually making decent cash from art commissions.

I don't have the heart to tell her that I draw furry fetish art.

>you'll never mount your mom and fuck her hot pussy

kek

Ebin blog meme post.

didn't she ever asked you to show her your stuff or something like that?
genuinely curious about the relationship of a furry artist with his parents.

>I'm actually attractive
>i-i could g-get pussy if i want to i j-just don't feel l-like it?!

Oh you poor soul.

COME ON
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS

Your son is a faggot.

Speak for yourself, fag.

Give me more information.

>you will never fuck Louis

But my mum sucks though?

>I t-totally did it guis, honest!?

I was only born as part of a trade agreement between my parents, I never asked for this

I would but I'm two years too late

Yeah she sucks me real good.

Yesterday, told her that my wife's son is getting better.

I spoke to my mom this morning, when she yelled at me to get my lazy ass out of bed and go find a job.

My mother wouldn't give a rats ass if I were homeless and shooting up smack or were dead, she only cares about the blowback and the social stigma of being a shitty mother.

I just show her my regular sketchbook work, which is alright enough to impress her. Anyone who makes an active effort to hide their porn commissions always has a set of vanilla pictures to pass off as their main work.

On her way home to ask her to buy me chicky nuggies :3

My mom is sitting right next to me. I got us breakfast, and now we're listening to Dire Straits and reading the news.

this is mizuryu kei right?

Get me some too.

Hello me, how is your day?

And watching you shitpost on Sup Forums while giving you a handy, right?

Sure is.

>Hasn't grown passed being an emo teenager
Topkek

It is.

Be honest have any of you ever wanted to fuck your mom?

No?

You are correct.
[DWARFSOFT] Teisoukannen ZERO ~Yariman Kazoku to Hame Kurui Natsuyasumi~

>What is abortion
>Having a children is not a choice
Time to grow up Jimmy

>Dire Straits

Neat taste.

Mommy give bloey joey

>I'm actually attractive
>My favorite game is still Baldur's Gate
>I'm a 26 year old virgin.
Two truths, one lie is a fun game, but you make it too obvious.

It's probably time to hone your reading comprehension a bit, timmy. Or maybe these are just a bit too adult concepts for you.