For that is our CURSE

For that is our CURSE...

Meth - not even once.

Are they brother and sister?

FUCK my words

rise, if you WOOD

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS GAYS AND TRANSGENDERS IN MY SOULS GAMES?

Not even close

They aren't afraid to include frail failures as their characters, that's why. The contrast between their frailty and their power is what makes it interesting.

Why not?

Must be a gay.

oh god where can i find more of these

that is fantastic

Irina would read yaoi

Did you say anything?

TS Souls thread? Bring it.

Why you didn't give me a birth as woman mom!!

>nipple on a blue board
living on the edge user

>That tri-wielding and parrying leek.
Fucking beautiful.

Reported

What was his fucking problem?

his vore fetish got really out of hand

based af 2bh

Dark souls get's so much more enjoyable if you imagine every boss as autistic.

The only good boss in the damn game.

he was the real monster.

>image.jpg

Those Gays are supposed to be a human but what wrong with their size?

How does that happen?

How is the story in darksouls 3? Both the main plot and the little side quests. But mostly the side quests

because they are monsters that must be destroyed

>gwyndolin wanting to be a disgusting girl
Everyone knows boys are cuter and superior.

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That boss battle was cute as fuck to be honest, those guys are underrated

visceral attack when they stagger, if they are low enough health and not dead by it, they'll do this and stay this way until you mercy kill them

>can pee standing up
>bone density and joints last longer
>smoother face long term
>you can pee standing up
>helicopter penis
>sword fighting while making clinging sounds with your buddies
how do women even compete desu

no snake legs, no buy.

Wow reported. We have Sup Forums and other boards for this sick shit. Please don't post such stuff, some of us have families and work

I realized on my fourth and winning attempt at them that the way the Prince hangs off his brother's back is identical to how that spirit hangs on yours in 2 when you wear that ring of protection against backstabs

user, you have imagination of yaoi fangirl.
They are just brothers. Stop.

this is hilarious

>died more times to bridge doggo than our boy sully
Big enemies have retarded hitboxes, and sully's not even that hard

They can't, honestly. No sane person would ever find themselves attracted to a woman.

They've been soaking in souls for an indeterminate period of time, and little bro is powerful as fuck, being a lord of cinder

ONE TWO
PRINCES KNEEL BEFORE YOU
THAT'S WHAT I SAID NOW

those two at the aldrich covenant npc was such a fucking dick punch.

I'd let aldrich eat me if it meant being a real girl for even a few minutes

Would you "rest" in their chamber, Sup Forums?

>not luring them out one at a time and taking away half their health bars with plunging attacks from the ladder

>fabulous
>absolutely perfect
Yep, only gays can be that great

i did do that but doing it on three different characters, i didn't always do enough plunging attack damage and sometimes things would get too much for me to finish them off. i got it all done of course, but fuck those mobs.

I don't get this Gundyr meme

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And it`s kinda similiar to like Lautrec`s armor.
>representing the goddess Fina's love.
The goddess's arms wrap around it, as if to embrace the wearer.

Does Miyazaki want to tell us something?

>get to nameless king
>dragon riding phase is easy but keeps killing me within 60 seconds of starting the second phase
>wait a minute
>realize he spends most of his time just doing an edgy slow walk
>equip bow
>keep backing up and firing arrows from a distance and running away if he gets to close
>beat him on the first attempt using this method

wew lads. Hardest boss in the game becomes a fucking joke with a bow

So I just found the "reversal ring" behind Gwyns tomb that makes my guy walk like a woman. Why? Does it do anything else?

did you read the description you silly billy? that;s exactly what it does.

its for people make trap and reverse trap characters so they can use the opposite sex animations

you're going to have to give me a source on this

it's the best boss fight in the game, possibly in the series and he looks cool as fuck

hence people love him

Time for trap,
praise the man!

you can also give your characters all hairs regardless of gender.
It is literally possible to make a trap in ds3

IT'S HER FUCKING NIPPLE!

Fapping at the speed of light

>game is filled with disgusting abominations
>be surprised when it includes gays and trannies

What did aldich look like before eating gwyndolins pussy?

I`m not shure about resting, but I would left them alone gladly.
>going to End of Fire/Usurping Ending
>still should kill Lothric

Just dodge his attacks, cheeselord, it isn't that hard

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This. I think I must've dealt 66% of the damage with a Greatbow, fucker is just really easy if you keep your distance.

you see him in the intro, just a big pile of sludge/flesh

>le Gwyndolin is a tranny meme

Love this one.

Deleted on motherless.

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Dumb frog poster

Holy FUCK

please post this webm with sound

but... even in-game items reference him being a tranny

Because he's got a fuckton of health and if you misjudge one move and make a single mistake, you're fucking dead.

He's super-aggressive up close and passive as fuck from a distance. A ranged strategy makes the most sense.

Gwyndolin has breasts and was born male.

Tranny

Griffith?

Yeah but before that

My penis just jumped off my body, turned on the garbage disposal, and hopped in

Great fucking boss tbqh. I had my volume way up so Lothric's whispers made the hair on my balls stand up.

Why is his face so low res?

Crossdressers aren't trannies. Cute boys are wonderful, but women and people who want to be women are gross. Gwyndolin is just a boy in a dress with padding.

>aldrich devoured the god of the moon
>you fight him in a watery pool
>moon, pool

Coincidence?

I don't know what you mean by "rest" but it's a comfy place.

Before that he was Jumbo Gumbo the medicine man.

That's what a tranny is.

Delete this

>watery pool
Have you not played DS1?
Did you not see the intro which showed what aldrich is?

Im guessing he just flooded the chamber because Gwyndolin doesn't do anything besides walk up and down an empty hall

Any person who identifies themselves as the opposite sex is transgender. That's the definition of the term.

I hate that they didn't bring gwyndolin's crown back as a helmet

Why are there so many feathers littered around in lothric's chamber?

Slumber party?

Please give the sliders.

I'm glad he at least looks like a sickly dude underneath his hood, it was weird that Gwendolyn had visible breasts

so is there anywhere you can get this if it was deleted?

>cleric, who was born in Irithyll
>fucking caveman

>I'll dress like your niece

Crossdressers don't identify as the opposite sex. Most of them don't even like women.

>dark souls comic
This was a very lazy story