HNNG! She gives me one of those weird chubbies...

HNNG! She gives me one of those weird chubbies. Like She isn't traditionally attractive but for some reason I want to fug. Especially when she beats up drake.

Muscled cuties thread?

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>She isn't traditionally attractive
You're literally wrong.

>Muh female empowerment we're just as strong as men are!!!

Into the garbage it goes.

>WOMAN BEATS UP MAN

SO PROGRESSIVE

Fucking what.

Shes so fucking ugly. Her animations are so bad.

Whenever I see the webms of her moving and doing stuff, she just looks like a sausage wobbling around with no impact or physics.

Also
>A trained hardened fighter character with an afro.

Literally no. She would get her hair grabbed day one and learn to never wear an afro again.

stop caring about whats traditionally attractive and start caring about what gets your dick hard

That's not a 'fro that's typical black people hair.

>A woman CAN'T be stronger than a man

Nobody is saying that, but in most situations it'll never happen unless you happen to come across the world champion of female kickboxing.

Even female bodybuilders don't have real strength, an average arm wrestler would beat the shit out of them.

No, but a woman can't be stronger than two men who are both much larger than her and more adept at hand to hand combat.

I didn't have a problem with the WebM of her kicking Drake in the face out of the window, but the one where she's holding him down is just ridiculous. Drake's like 6 feet tall with a toned build and has experience fighting.

I want Laura Bailey to beat me up while calling me senpai

>more adept at hand to hand combat

Your face when she Nadine is modeled after Dualla from BSG

Literally Garnet

I can't take her seriously when any time she spoke I imagined Rise doing a bad English accent

youtube.com/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU

She went through the military and owns her own Military outfit.

Sam and Nate are just some street thugs.

She clearly has better fighting experience than them.

Arm wrestlers will always beat bodybuilders, bodybuilders have no real strength.

youtube.com/watch?v=AAmCxXDkcdI

imgur.com/a/gsdCi

Enjoy niggas

>the woman cruising on a massive steroid cycle on the man is in a prison camp being fed gruel for years.

maybe then champ, maybe then.

>Enjoy (your AIDS) niggas

>Average arm wrestler
>Having ANYWHERE NEAR the strength that a bodybuilder has

So do you enjoy being a faggot

Those guys are not armwrestlers and that woman is not a bodybuilder.

I'm not into bestiality user.

Regardless of how plausible it is in real life

Remember it's a fucking video game

It's not real

Whatever happens is for the purpose of being cool or furthering a story

>That women is not a bodybuilder
Nigga.. just look at her. To even get anywhere near that requires a rigorous daily routine, special diet, hormones.

Not 'a bodybuilder', we're talking 'a woman bodybuilder', retard.

Oh please, Sup Forumsirgins are so desperate you'd fuck a goat if given the chance.

female power fantasy

Same thing.

I took bodybuilder as in someone going only for aesthetics, as that guy claimed bodybuilders have no real strength.

No.

The OP asked for Muscled cuties. Not shit posting if a fictional woman can beat up a fictional man

Black people are not attractive.

No they cant.

Whats your point?

Lmao the projection

I'm not a filthy muslim either user. Stop these assumptions.

he's right.

But they don't have any real strength, like the strength you'd need in a fight. They're just good at lifting weights that don't fight back.

White guy here. Disagree my fedora wearing friend

>Projection

Knew it. Get thicker skin than that, sonny.

Well, it's Uncharted. So it's only being cool.

So you're saying a woman who actually works out regularly can't beat up an incredibly thin, weak man?
Are you that fucking delusional?

We fit now?

God damn these women are spectacular

>mfw black but we'll never get a black woman that looks this good

>seth effreecen
drepped

>Take a million bullets and recover in 5 seconds by hiding behind a pillar. No one says a word.

>Get beat up by a woman, everyone loses their minds.

They can be stronger than some""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".
But the average guy is still the manual labor guy. like in this video.

>Foxy Brown kicks Drake's ass
>Nathan Drake, who is in great shape, been fighting his whole life, and has like 200 confirmed kills

>probably was attracted to a pic of a cute furry girl once

ARRR SAM HELP ME

Honestly, her just walking off at the end made her character entirely useles..

>well, see ya fellas. too hot for me here

>has like 200
More like 1829
youtube.com/watch?v=x0zEO40bVDk

>An attractive young woman with a little too much muscle definition to be perfect is suddenly "ugly".

WEW

It's because she looks a little savage OP.
That primal in you wants to dominate her, show her who's boss for real.

However you're a beta virgin and she's a video game character so it'll never happen.

she's black

Drake's health is actually his "luck". The only bullet that actually hits him is the last one that kills him, everything before was just a near miss.

unz.com/gnxp/why-men-should-never-hit-women/

Yes, that is a fact.
You're retarded.
A female body builder is still not much stronger (if at all) than an average male.
We're naturally stronger and more aggressive, we are designed to be.

Who are you quoting?

I'm not usually an ass man but...oh my.

people want 'muh realism' is an Uncharted game.
I bet you nerds complain about action films too

Are you arguing that those two abilities are logically consistent with each other, or that consistency doesn't matter because video games?

>imgur.com/a/gsdCi
Ye gods, thanks for the link

If it wasn't for you guys telling me about this scene then I might have actually bought this nigger loving game.
Rent it is.

willing suspension of disbelief be damned

most woman would beat me up

i was really hopin to kill this bitch

it's her accent desu

I don't mind her being stronk and all but you should've been able to keep up with her I think. I'm more disappointed with Rafe just being Flynn 2.0 but even less competent and Alcazar being dead all along

Nadine is cute! CUTE!

She's also photorealistic.

Go back to /fit/.

Being male just means strength buff, you are not guaranteed to be stronger than every woman in the world. A woman who is stronger than you would likely have even more of an advantage if she were genderbent.

That this selective outrage as "unrealistic" scenarios in a fucking video game is ridiculous especially in a game where a ton of "unrealistic" things occur. The only reason this is even a matter of debate on Sup Forums is a bunch of people who are constantly triggered by supposed "SJW agenda" and shitpost constantly.

This is a guy who not only takes a million bullets but some how can just across a million ledges and catch every single one without his arms fatiguing or breaking from the shock to his arms as his full body weight and additional downward gravitational forces are applied to his arm when jumping from a great height to grab a ledge.

Well I'm white and I've done it, so you can do it too. Depends on who you flirt with.

NP

Either you're gay or you're trying too hard to be that generic white dude who goes "oh I only like my asian girls or 2D"

>orange/blue
Why is Naughty Dog so caught up with this Hollywood marketing cliche?

My name is user and I have jungle fever and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me mixing my pure Aryan genes with a nubian queen

>We're naturally stronger and more aggressive, we are designed to be.

Is that why you post on Sup Forums 24/7? Does it sate your natural aggression?

Fuck off.

>This is a guy who not only takes a million bullets but some how can just across a million ledges and catch every single one without his arms fatiguing or breaking from the shock to his arms as his full body weight and additional downward gravitational forces are applied to his arm when jumping from a great height to grab a ledge.
So why can a woman beat him up then?

If only I had a /fit/ gf

Why can anyone beat him up?

The strongest woman will be stronger than some men, the strongest man will be stronger than any woman

Orange/Blue isn't limited to Hollywood you retard. They are complimentary colors so they apply from everything to architecture, famous paintings,etc.

I love how whenever they wanna put in some black bitch. They always choose the one that is obviously mixed as hell and probably comes from a wealthy and decent family.
They rarely use actual Africans, or blacks from the rural areas which is where they are more common.

I grew up hanging out and interacting with every race you could think of, due to the nature of where I live and 2 of my best friends are black.

Yet despite all my life in the hood and outside of it, never has black people and their culture been represented in a video game or a movie like it actually is, except maybe Cole from gears (but he's a bit over the top). It always might as well be a white person with black face.

Not that i care about it like it's some social issue, i just hate how cheap and obvious it is when they put in a colored character for the sake of diversity.

Because its a video game and work of fiction where consistencies are not maintained in order to drive the plot or provide kick ass action scenes. We can assume that Nandine probably can jump several ledges too.

Its called imagination my friend

If by famous you mean plebeian tier garbage trash shit, then you're correct.
Fuck off back to that one Prince of Persia abomination

Well, the majority of players wants the characters to be relatable. Consciously or not. So of course a white-black resonates more.

>Being male just means strength buff, you are not guaranteed to be stronger than every woman in the world
Never claimed this and no it's not just a strength buff.
As a male you're also more aggressive and more composed.
All a girl gets is being more agile and flexible.
Wow you sound mad. I'm telling you a biological fact and that's the conclusion you jump to?
Jesus christ, go outside.

Why would I stop you from doing the same thing I have? I'm not a hypocrite.

Whats with that terrible fucking stance.

Fuck who she think she is? Baki Hanma can do that stance because hes a literally a god of fighters.

That stance would just get you a roundhouse to the fucking head.

Ugly woman beats up a man from a retarded stance. Might as well played eye of a tiger too and made a training montage.

What a bullshit game

Yeah sure paintings and complimentary colors but for realistic rendering it's literally meme tier.

You might be right, but you sound like a faggot because it's only a fucking video game. That
s his point. Calm down.

you reaponded to another poster saying that
>a woman can't be stronger than a man
is fact

Therfore you believe every single man is stronger than ever single woman in the world.

>>Being male just means strength buff, you are not guaranteed to be stronger than every woman in the world
Never claimed this and no it's not just a strength buff.
As a male you're also more aggressive and more composed.
All a girl gets is being more agile and flexible.
And you expect anyone to believe you becaaaauuusseee?

That's a good question. If anything, the point is being made that he should be even more invulnerable and thus this scene is even more ridiculous.

So are you saying gameplay shouldn't drive considerations for plot related sequences? If so, the point about the crazy shit he can do during gameplay shouldn't be an argument for or against, and we're back at looking at the innate biological differences in build and musculature between men and women.

Of note is that men on average have more than 2 standard deviations of musculature in their arms than women, so that only the top 5% of women can even go toe to toe with an average man. Once you get into above average men the only possible advantage a woman could really have is either incredible technique or testosterone injections.

And i have no problem with this. In fact, I never had a problem resonating with the characters, even if the majority of them are white. I'm not white, and i never somehow feel like I can't relate to a character's struggle because I'm not white. That does not make sense to me.

>Blue and orange
>"meme tier"

Do you fuckin' losers read the shit you post

Don't ever watch a sports game, all the teams with blue and orange uniforms might trgger your autism

>She went through the military and owns her own Military outfit.
>Sam and Nate are just some street thugs.
Neither of those transfer into meaning better/worse hand-to-hand combat skills. If we only have biology to go on, then two men should be able to beat one woman who weighs less than them.