Final Boss killed your father

>Final Boss killed your father

>tfw civil war was actually pretty dece

I didnt like spidy got so little time on cam and was just sent homo by iron man...

He gets his own movie as an actual 15 years old, so I'm pretty happy. Felt good.

>tfw Final Boss killed your mother too

It was the worst Marvel movie in a while. Have to go back to shit like fucking Thor2 to find something as bad as this movie.

Bait. Civil War is quite possibly the best movie Marvel has made yet. All 3 Captain America movies are great.

>Worse than Age of Ultron

It really jumped the shark after the airport scene. It's been a while since I've seen such a blatant sequel bait too. Still, I enjoyed it overall.

I wish my father was dead already

Diabetes and opiates are the ones that'll get him eventually though

>Final Boss destroyed Earth where it's only just you and him

>Your teammate turn against you

>tfw your family gets a divorce

It's literrally just set ups for more movies. Any conflict set up is resolved by the end of the movie. Literally nothing changes.

>FInall boss is your father

>Final boss IS your mother and father

Yes there is a game that has this

Sick refrence bro, I too watch chineese movie rips while masturbating to chineese cartoon porn.

The action was nausiating shakey camera shit and clear CGI half the time. There also was no satisfying conclusion, everything was the exact same as it was before, nothing remotely satisfying happened at all. It Was a nothing movie that did nothing and I feel like I could have spent the time watching it staring at a wall and get nearly the same thing out of it.

What is Golden Sun: The Lost Age

>Final boss is your wife's son

You'd think retarded Sup Forumsedditors would love the MCU.

>It's literrally just set ups for more movies

>what is every single marvel movie

All they've been doing since they started is setting up Infinity Wars.

Predestination the game ?

I feel like I know it but I cant quite place it for some reason.

If I remember right at the end of Ant Man Cap has Bucky tied up in a garage or something?

Did I just imagine that or what?

Plebs.

I'm not retarded I'm just a little slow :(

>Final boss is the mother of the first boss your son faces in the future.

>Any conflict set up is resolved by the end of the movie.

Except for the fact everyone still is split up.
>Ant-Man hates Tony
>Hawkeye hates Tony
>Tony hates Bucky
>Capt is still on the side of Bucky
>Black Panther is on the side of Capt and is protecting Bucky
>Wanda hate Tony

and it's fucking retarded. I'm so sick of these movies.

All my friends keep going "LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF THEY REFERENCED IN THIS ONE" and it's just like can we get one fucking movie with some substance that doesn't require you to watch 8 other fucking movies just to watch this one?

Like goddamn, Iron Man 3 was great because it DIDN'T act like the other movies and dedicated a lot of time to a character. It was fun. And at the very least Age of Ultron gave some development to the Hulk for future movies.

Fuck man

Steve gives up the mantle of Captain America. Half the Avengers go underground. The other half is the UN's police force. Bucky is put under again. Wakanda is now in the sights of the rest of the world. What was set up by the movie that was resolved by the end of it?

No Iron man, I am your father.

>Ant-Man hates Tony
>Hawkeye hates Tony
>Wanda hate Tony
Nowhere in the movie does this get implied, they just don't want in the contract which they ignore at the end of the movie so they can make Infinity War.

>Tony hates Bucky
Accurate but he's cryogenically frozen now (aka not going to be in more movies) so who gives a fuck.

>Black Panther is on the side of Capt and is protecting Bucky
>Capt is still on the side of Bucky
Oh yeah let's forget about the entire ending where Cap leaves a cell phone and says "HAY SORRY ABOUT THAT FIGHT BRUV WE GOOD?"

>bullet proof glasses

Literally what the fuck is the point?

what?

What are you talking about? His metal hand stopped the bullet.

it was the glove the caught the bullet

>Steve gives up the mantle of Captain America. Half the Avengers go underground.
Literally negated by the cellphone Captain leaves for Tony at the end of the film.

>The other half is the UN's police force.
Did you completely ignore Tony putting the guy on hold.

>Bucky is put under again.
Good, his character is boring as fuck and cannot carry two movies.

>Wakanda is now in the sights of the rest of the world.
Do not understand the significance of this.

>movie ends with them still being friends

Half the marvel movies are literally just the same shitty origin story with setups for more movies. It's getting pretty fucking tiring.

I havent beaten it but arent they adopted by fatermother?

>Nowhere in the movie does this get implied, they just don't want in the contract which they ignore at the end of the movie so they can make Infinity War.

Hawkeye has the huge arguement with Tony in the prison. Ant-Man flat out says "Hank Pym always said never trust a Stark" and Tony was the reason Wanda was locked up by Vision.

>Accurate but he's cryogenically frozen now (aka not going to be in more movies) so who gives a fuck.

You literally don't know if he is going to be in anymore movies yet.

>Oh yeah let's forget about the entire ending where Cap leaves a cell phone and says "HAY SORRY ABOUT THAT FIGHT BRUV WE GOOD?"

All Capt said was "If you need us you know how to get in touch". It was never a hey we bros now again xD.

>I don't understand the significance of a country with the only worthwhile deposit of the most valuable element on earth being put on blast for everyone to see

>First boss is also the final boss
>He defeats you the first time

They all hate him because they wound up in prison.

Bucky's actor is on for more movies. I don't know why you think be won't be coming back.

Cap left the phone but he's still a wanted fugitive.

Did you watch the fucking movie?

>Hawkeye has the huge arguement with Tony in the prison. Ant-Man flat out says "Hank Pym always said never trust a Stark" and Tony was the reason Wanda was locked up by Vision.
Which, again, is completely negated by the cell phone ending which Tony assists them in breaking out(ignores the call for help).

>You literally don't know if he is going to be in anymore movies yet.
"b-b-b-but you don't know thaaaaaaaat!!!!"

>All Capt said was "If you need us you know how to get in touch".
AKA "Sorry, here's the setup for Avengers: Infinity War".

All the phone means is "When you inevitably get fucked by the UN or things go so South that you can't deal with it yourself you know how to find us"

Civil War was the second worst movie in the entire MCU, but the fanboys are masturbating over how mature and dramatic this superhero movie is to even bother caring about all the plotholes. Oh well.